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Cards of Kink

CARDS OF KINK
A RANDOMIZED SMUT PROMPT MEME

If you've been around the internet very long, you've probably run into games like Cards Against Humanity and Pretend You're Xyzzy before. Cards of Kink works on the same idea, but instead of ridiculous situations and absurd comedy, it's about porn. Time to random up some prompts.

HOW TO PLAY

Go to the Cards of Kink site to find the card generator. Feel free to reroll until you get a setup that seems fun to you.
Copy and paste the contents of the blue and white cards into a comment. Note that some of the kinks that can be generated can get extreme, gross, or nonsensical, and it's totally alright to cut out ones that don't work or don't interest you at all.
Post that junk. You should probably include the usual character name/series/information you'd put in any other meme, too.
Look for other people's comments with matchups that interest you, and tag them!

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- wearing cum soaked panties
- gagging
- On the subway, I discovered the joy of a cuckold threesome.
- I love the feel of a penis in the morning.
- My fantasy? Being massaged to orgasm.
- mutual masturbation

[ For some of these, I took the whole prompt; for others, I just used the options. Obviously, these are not all meant to be smashed into the same scene...unless you're into that. ]

What should I try next?

-A foot.
-A ball gag.
-Rubbing pantyhose all over my body.
-Putting a sub in her place.

My favorite treat?

-Getting picked up by a cougar.
-Latex underwear.
-Sex in public.
-Orgasm control.

((And how would Camilla feel about Flynn worshiping her feet, and maybe mixing whatever other prompts or kinks you like afterwards?

And if you want, he can still be on the leash from last time.))

Edited (Sorry, that idea just occurred to me after posting.) 2017-10-31 05:48 (UTC)

((I think she'd like that just fine! Maybe still on the leash... maybe in a more public place this time? (Maybe he's partially clothed or not, depending on your taste.)

Would you mind starting?))

((Not at all! Let me know if this doesn't work, or if you had another setting in mind.))

Flynn blushed as Camilla led him on a leash again, and again on all fours. Flynn had told Camilla that while he was reasonably sure everyone knew that the two of them were... engaging in nightly activities (he still didn't have the courage to say they were a couple) he would prefer to keep their activities private. So of course that meant that today he was being led around the castle garden... in broad daylight (or as close as Nohr got to it). And of course he was completely naked.

"L-lady Camilla!" Flynn protested for the... even he had lost track of how many times it had been. "A-are you sure this is a good idea?"

Camilla had prepared some privacy for them, even if Flynn hadn't realized it. Her retainers were making quite sure that no one would stumble across their lady in such a compromising position. For her own good, of course. Laughing gently, she sat down on a bench gesturing him to sit in front of her.

"Of course. You really do worry so much, Flynn."

"As your knight, it's my job to worry," Flynn said with a huff as he sat, which was probably the surest sign that he was indeed relaxing. Sure he knew his lady could be rather... well... scary, but if she told him that they would retain their privacy, then he believed her.

Edited 2017-11-03 20:59 (UTC)

"As your princess, it's my job to make sure you're taking care of yourself," Camilla replies gently. She's glad that he's relaxing a bit. There was always a chance that someone could see them but she wouldn't take risks that would ultimately hurt either of them, after all. She held out her foot to him. "Now, be a dear and take my boot off."

"Touche," Flynn said with a smile as Camilla threw his words back at him. "Though I assure you, I would never do anything that would limit my ability to perform my duties."

Which was technically true, though he was rather blind to how much he had a tendency to overwork himself. For all of his acute self-awareness, his own limits were always a blind spot for him.

"Yes, my lady," Flynn said dutifully, taking great care in removing her boot. "Do you feel like a foot rub this evening?"

"I sure hope so. It would be a pity to lose someone like you." Still, it was Camilla's job to keep him honest on that.

Though, as he took off her boot she wiggles her toes a little. "In fact, I do, if you would be so kind."

Flynn blushed at that comment. While he obviously knew that Camilla cared for him (he imagined one didn't simply collar and strip someone that one was repulsed by), it still warmed his heart to hear her say things such as that.

And it warmed other places to see those cute little toes wiggling at him. It was strange, Flynn never considered himself a foot fetishest before, but there was something about the way her feet were inviting him to touch them... and perhaps do other things. Well... it wouldn't be the first hidden fetish of his that Camilla had dragged kicking and screaming to the surface.

"At once, my lady," Flynn said dutifully. Some would even say, submissively. He began to rub Camilla's foot, his firm pressure revealed that his strength was not just in his sword arm.

Some people of a different bent might do just that, to throw said person off balance or humilate them. Camilla, though, wasn't such a person. She just wanted to make sure he didn't think that she was.

She smiled warmly at him. If it was another hidden fetish of his, well. It just meant that she could please him in more ways than just the usual. The princess gave a gentle sigh as he began to rub her foot. "Mm... you really know how to spoil a lady."

Flynn rubbed his thumbs in little circles against the balls of her foot before moving his thumb down the arch, making sure to apply just enough pressure to help her relax.

"Well that may not be written down anywhere," Flynn chuckled. "But I still consider that part of my knightly duties. It just happens to be a duty that I very much enjoy doing."

The sigh from her lips was louder this time as she felt herself relaxing. Flynn really did take his duties as a knight very seriously. It was an honor to be his lady.

"You can go harder. I can take it."

- Making home movies is more fun with two.
- Leaving the bedroom door open comes with a satisfaction guarantee.
- being walked on a leash
- an early morning gloryhole visit
- sexy lingerie
- getting picked up by a cougar
- lacking out from so many orgasms

[ Same as above, I picked and chose what I wanted to use. Feel free to do the same! I can play May on either end of the kinks/prompts listed. ]

What is better than chocolate?

Anonymous sex.
Receiving a birthday spanking.
Going out with no underwear.
Entertaining lots of men in a hotel.

[These do sort of fit together, but feel free to mix and match! Other kinks here.]

Edited 2017-10-30 03:19 (UTC)

[ Well, here they were, the hotel room that the young man had prepared his extra special gift for her at! He's still not sure if it's too rude for it to be a surprise at this point or not? But the fact of the matter is that he's pretty sure that it'll be a real hoot for her, so ... the young man decides he's telegraphed it enough. Still, once they're in the room, he reaches down, patting her ass from underneath the skirt.

Okay, let's do it. ]

Ah, wait, I haven't say "happy birthday, Lucoa-san" for the hundredth time today, have I? Ah, that's silly of me, all things considered.

[ They still had another several minutes before the extra guys showed up, so they might as well enjoy their private moments here before then. ]

[Here they were indeed! Lucoa, it has to be said, is practically squirming in anticipation. She's not 100% sure what her handsome young friend has in store for her, but the little hints he's been dropping have her ever so eager to find out.

She smiles as his hand slides under the tight skirt of the quite form-fitting, low-cut dress she's rocking for the occasion.]

Mmm, silly you indeed, Kida-kun. Without that hundredth time, how am I supposed to know you're really thinking of me?

[She drapes her arms around his shoulders, moving in close--letting him feel those luscious curves.]

Mmm, well, in that case, "happy birthday, happy, happy birthday!"

[ At that second one, he pinches her butt just a little, grinning somewhat impish. He locks eyes with her and ... ]

Maybe it's time I give you those honorary spankings?

[The pinch gets a squeal and a laugh out of her, giving way to a naughty look at that suggestion.]

Oh, please do! I'm getting a head start on being bad this year, so they're definitely sorely needed.

Oh, really! I never would have guessed!

[ It's said with a certain level of sarcastic good humor though, as the man's hand moves up to push her dress up a little more, and then walk her over towards the bed of the hotel room. He needs to bend her over to spank her, right? ]

-going balls deep inside my lover
-wearing cum-soaked panties
-being at the center of a threesome
-kneeling with a dick in my mouth
-leaving the bedroom door open

[Pick your pick, full list of kinks are in the journal, PM me to discuss or with questions!]

Don't deny me this:
- Ass play
- Fingering myself
- Facesitting
- Going out with no underwear

You think I/we should do this?
- Pretending to be strangers
- Giving a rimjob
- Going down on my dom at the movers
- A tight shirt with lots of cleavage

What did I find in the woods?

- Masturbation
- A cumshot

What denied me an orgasm?

- A gay man

What comes with a satisfaction guarantee?

- Corrupting a vanilla

I'll do this, but you go first?

- Fapping

The best way to wake up?

- Being blindfolded and gangbanged
- Cumming on command

[These can be adjusted or combined at will! Just let me know.]

[No one under 21, please, with an exception for castmates.]

Why couldn’t I focus at work today?
- Touching myself.
- Twisting my/your nipples until my/your ears curl.
- A chastity device.
- Putting a sub in her place.

What makes me wetter than a river?
- A bare handed spanking.
- Using anal beads.
- Talking dirty.
- Voyeurism.

( m/f and f/f both fine for this! no underaged characters, please. )

What do I want more of?

A corset.
A double D chest.
Breast bondage.
Hair pulling.

What makes me orgasm?

A clitoris.
An ice cube on my nipple.
A riding crop.
Twisting my nipples until my ears curl.

What was so good I blacked out?

Stiletto high heels, pressing against my skin.
A tongue piercing hitting the right spot.
Sensory deprivation.
Female ejaculation.

Edited 2017-10-30 07:44 (UTC)

i deserve obedience treats because of this?
▹entertaining lots of men in a hotel
▹being walked on a leash

something i’d never be caught doing?
▹having a random hookup.
▹public humiliation.

What makes me smile?
- taking selfies in the mirror
- being sore from rough sex
- a butt plug
- being massaged to orgasm

What left me satisfied?
- Having red marks all over my body.
- A leather whip.
- Giving a rimjob.
- Giving an erotic massage.

This comes before a sharp intake of breath?
- A knot.
- Having cocks at each end.
- Oral sex.
- Taking saucy photos at the grocery store.

What is my favorite thing?
-A prostate massage.
-Ass play.

What always puts me in the mood
-Being forced to obey
-Bend over
-In public

My Favorite Fetish
-A ballcrusher
-Sensory deprivation
-An ice cub on my nipple

[ mix and match or do whatever you like! ]

What took my breath away?
- A strap-on
- Being forced to obey

Lack of this makes me sad:
- A whip
- A bisexual
- Orgasm control
- Female ejaculation

The best sexy toy?
- A velcro strap
- Getting punished because I am right
- Going down on my dom at the movies

Why am I sore?
- Discipline
- A ball gag
- A chastity device
- Being walked on a leash

I cannot deny, I love this?
- Master
- Squirting
- Having cocks at each end
- A knot

You think I should do this?
- Sensory deprivation
- Butt plugs
- Being forced to obey
- Kneeling with a dick in my mouth

What do I want more of?
- Spankings that sting 2 days later
- A corset
- Consensual nonconsent.
- Using anal beads.

[Care to do a thing with this guy again, probably involving Master dynamic (or at least Captain dynamic) tied in with being forced to obey and consensual nonconsent, plus getting spitroasted (since he can make a duplicate of himself) and/or kneeling for a blowjob?]

(( sure! start us off please ))

[Just let me know if you want anything changed!]

The pirate smirked at the sight of Kokkuri entering his office, adjoining the bridge, in the sexy yet dignified (at least, sort of dignified) uniform he'd had put together for her. He wasn't surprised to see her, of course, since he'd called her in, but he couldn't help enjoying the look on her face when she stepped into the room with him, and casually stood from his chair, strolling around his desk to brush a hand under her chin.

"How's my little fox doing, today?"

His other hand rested at her waist, easing around her back and pulling her intimately close, until her breasts squeezed lightly against his chest. She'd been on his crew for some time, already, and while she'd had the opportunity to find a sort of equilibrium, she also could probably guess easily what he wanted from her.

The uniform is always just a little too tight and low-cut across her breasts, the skirt a little too short. Not so much that it’s against regulation, but enough that she’s always very self-conscious as she moves around the ship, knowing that she’s drawing looks. This is what the captain provided her with, though, and she’s not foolish enough to ask for something else.

God knows what he’d give her then.

“I’m well, Captain,” she answers obediently. As she’s pulled in tight, her cheeks go pink as she’s very aware of how her breasts press against him, the neckline of her uniform barely holding them in. “D-did you need me for something?”

He ducks his head to nibble at her neck lightly, the hand at her chin brushing over her cheek, then combing his fingers casually into her hair.

"Mmm, as a matter of fact, I do have a need for you. Have I mentioned lately how sexy a woman in uniform is?"

...really, as a pirate, there wasn't much other reason for her to get her an outfit that resembled any sort of actual uniform--but it worked awfully well with her coy bashfulness and pride. His other hand drifted from her waist down over her backside, lazily wandering over the curve of her ass and squeezing lightly, tugging her a little closer as he sighs against her skin.

"I really think you ought to show me how a bridge officer sucks her captain's cock. Mm, I'm assuming probably with dedication and enthusiasm, but also a charming blush; what do you think, Kokku-chan?"

He grins to himself at that, giving her another delicate nip just at the corner of her jaw, and a squeeze of her backside to go with it.

"...of course, it's always better to show than to tell, but if you want to both..."

His brazenness always makes her blush, and she squeaks as he gropes her ass, the skirt bunching up beneath his hands. She knows that if anyone were to walk in, the bottom curve of her buttocks would be easily seen, but she doesn’t have the leverage to try and reach back to pull it down.

“C-Captain!” she admonishes, flushing dark. “I couldn’t possibly...” There’s just something about saying it that embarrasses her even more than just doing it. She swallows hard and pulls back, just enough so she can push her hair over her shoulder. Then, she sinks to her knees.

Takeo chuckles at her scandalized reply, nuzzling at her cheek as he pulls back just enough to get a glimpse of that fierce blush, the hand at her backside squeezing firmly. He leans in to steal a quick kiss as she starts to pull away, letting his hand drift from her ass up to her lower back, gently keeping her close as she sinks downward, making sure she has to rub her body against his along the way--which ensures she can feel that hard bulge in the front of his leather pants long before she can actually see it.

"Mmn, now, don't doubt yourself, Kokku-chan... I think we both know you can do it marvelously."

He smirks, gingerly combing his fingers through her hair, teasing his fingertips against her ears a little.

"...and I'm always happy to reward excellence."

Her ears are very sensitive, and each time his fingers brush over them makes her shiver. “I’ll do my best,” she whispers, and reaches up to undo his pants.

Kokkuri is more than familiar with her Captain’s cock, but it still makes her breath catch every time she sees it. With a shaky breath, she takes it in her hand and presses a kiss to the top of it.

Takeo chuckles at that reply, his fingers playing with her hair slowly and delicately, gently brushing it back from her face to make sure she's unimpeded.

"Oho.. your best, Kokku-chan..?"

Of course he knows she just means it as a figure of speech, but he can't resist teasing her, especially since her flustered hesitation is terribly flattering. He huffs under his breath, watching her closely as her lips brush against the tip of his cock, and his fingers slowly curl in her hair, clearly resisting the urge to pull her lips downward. As much as she's flattering him, he has no shame at all letting her know just how much he enjoys her.

"...mmn... knowing how good your best is... I'll definitely have to reward you."

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Cards of Kink

mantis | gotg vol 2 | ota

Camilla | Fire Emblem | OTA

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(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | f/m

Lucoa (Quetzalcoatl) | Miss Kobyashi's Dragon Maid | OTA

This is a go at combining them all, feel free to PM if there's an issue

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Gabriel Reyes // Overwatch // OTA25+

Korra | Legend of Korra | F/F

Taako | The Adventure Zone | M/M

Sae Niijima | Persona 5 | F/F

integra hellsing ( hellsing )

kaden | fire emblem | m/m

sam wilson | mcu | ota

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin | M/M

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

Flynn Scifo || Tales of Vesperia || OTA

Kokkuri (f) | Gugure Kokkuri-san! | f/m

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