Cards of Kink

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CARDS OF KINK
A RANDOMIZED SMUT PROMPT MEME

If you've been around the internet very long, you've probably run into games like Cards Against Humanity and Pretend You're Xyzzy before. Cards of Kink works on the same idea, but instead of ridiculous situations and absurd comedy, it's about porn. Time to random up some prompts.

HOW TO PLAY

1. Go to the Cards of Kink site to find the card generator. Feel free to reroll until you get a setup that seems fun to you.
2. Copy and paste the contents of the blue and white cards into a comment. Note that some of the kinks that can be generated can get extreme, gross, or nonsensical, and it's totally alright to cut out ones that don't work or don't interest you at all.
3. Post that junk. You should probably include the usual character name/series/information you'd put in any other meme, too.
4. Look for other people's comments with matchups that interest you, and tag them!

Comments

This is a go at combining them all, feel free to PM if there's an issue

[generalflirt]

[ Well, here they were, the hotel room that the young man had prepared his extra special gift for her at! He's still not sure if it's too rude for it to be a surprise at this point or not? But the fact of the matter is that he's pretty sure that it'll be a real hoot for her, so ... the young man decides he's telegraphed it enough. Still, once they're in the room, he reaches down, patting her ass from underneath the skirt.

Okay, let's do it. ]

Ah, wait, I haven't say "happy birthday, Lucoa-san" for the hundredth time today, have I? Ah, that's silly of me, all things considered.

[ They still had another several minutes before the extra guys showed up, so they might as well enjoy their private moments here before then. ]

Looks good!

[serpentofvenus]

[Here they were indeed! Lucoa, it has to be said, is practically squirming in anticipation. She's not 100% sure what her handsome young friend has in store for her, but the little hints he's been dropping have her ever so eager to find out.

She smiles as his hand slides under the tight skirt of the quite form-fitting, low-cut dress she's rocking for the occasion.]

Mmm, silly you indeed, Kida-kun. Without that hundredth time, how am I supposed to know you're really thinking of me?

[She drapes her arms around his shoulders, moving in close--letting him feel those luscious curves.]

excellent

[generalflirt]

Mmm, well, in that case, "happy birthday, happy, happy birthday!"

[ At that second one, he pinches her butt just a little, grinning somewhat impish. He locks eyes with her and ... ]

Maybe it's time I give you those honorary spankings?

[serpentofvenus]

[The pinch gets a squeal and a laugh out of her, giving way to a naughty look at that suggestion.]

Oh, please do! I'm getting a head start on being bad this year, so they're definitely sorely needed.

[generalflirt]

Oh, really! I never would have guessed!

[ It's said with a certain level of sarcastic good humor though, as the man's hand moves up to push her dress up a little more, and then walk her over towards the bed of the hotel room. He needs to bend her over to spank her, right? ]