the P H O N E H E L L meme

[m3m3]

Cell phones, eh? Sometimes they make your life easier, and sometimes they make it harder.



#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

Comments

Phillipa Coulson (rule!63) • MCU • het

[in_triplicate]

... have an awkward autocorrect related to our previous thread

[justabrooklynboy]

Bringing the paper and monopoly this afternoon. Want me to pick you up a condom too?

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock || OTA

[womanwhobeatyou]

1

[shadow_secretary]

You know Miss Adler, this is rather irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.

River Song || Doctor Who || OTA, het pref

[riverrunswild]

3, just for kicks

[womanwhobeatyou]

For the last time, tell the idiot from TMZ that I am not selling.

Aramat Drawdes|Alabaster|OTA

[scalpedsociety]

Young!Genkai|Yu Yu Hakusho|M/F

[youthful_psymaster]

Phoenix Wright|Ace Attorney|M/F (Unless the suggestions are EPIC or Edgey)

[whutobjection]

[tasteoftruth]

You know Edgeworth, right? Personally?

Seiichiro Tatsumi|Yami no Matsuei| M/M, but might take girls too

[shadow_secretary]

The Warden|Superjail!|OTA

[prisonwonka]

Eda|Black Lagoon|OTA

[nuns4money]

Justin Hammer | MCU

[therealgenius]

Okay, so, before I say anything: I'm not drunk. This just happened and I had to share it because I'm not sure what it means and I need your input.

I realized I don't own the new Star Wars movies, which is, granted, an all right thing. You know, cuz they're shit. Anyway, I started thinking about them for some unknown reason and I was remembering a scene where Ewan Kenobi is riding some alien gecko thing? And I couldn't find it online, so I said fuck it and went out because, okay, why not? Hard copies--everybody needs hard copies. And then I'm coming back and there's this new ice creamery, and I'm like, oh thank God because I went to the usual gas station for Ben & Jerry's when I run out AND THEY HAD A POWER OUTAGE and all their frozen goods were melted (talk about miserable luck, right?) so I'm like, I go in and everything is okay. It's really busy but there's no real ice cream stores around that I don't have to drive another fifteen minutes to, and blah blah blah. So I'm sitting by myself in this little half-booth thing with my copies of Star Wars "I-III" in a clear bag and I'm not thinking, I'm not. I put a fifty in the tip jar--okay, random act of kindness from a stranger with a nice job, maybe. That makes sense. But I'm wearing the newest Franck Muller watch and I didn't realize it because no one looks at watches, I think? I don't know. Anyway, this woman comes and is all oh hey there's nowhere else do you mind if I sit with you? and I'm okay with it because it's just a seat. It's just. You know. Eating ice cream.

BUT THEN she looks at my watch and starts in on how cool it is and I'm like oh no oh no this is bad and then she starts like I think she was trying to devour the spoon? And I'm just like. What is going on? So she looks over at my bag and goes, and I shit you not at all: "do you want to show me how to use the force, Spock?"

In that moment, I realized that--that like the most beautiful woman in the world could be trying to come onto me, like an actual real succubus in my room and if she said something like that--I just can't? I can't. Even if I wanted to--which I didn't, I just wanted some fucking ice cream--I can't bring myself to ever have sex with someone who doesn't know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. There's some deep part of me that won't allow it.

So, okay, sorry I blew up your phone all Ke$ha style, but I can't decide if I should a) just buy some crappy digital watch to wear in public b) don't wear a watch or c) be a total asshole to people in places that only have one chair left

Input?

[manofiron]

Are you seriously asking me this?

[in_triplicate]

I'm in a meeting, Stark, is this really a pressing matter I need concern myself with? Can't you just tell him to turn it off?

Enoch | El Shaddai | OTA

[warriorscribe]

3

[lucitan]

Half the time I'm not even sure what to think or if my judgment's slipping. It's about 50% wanting to kiss him and 50% wanting to distance myself. I'm not one to complain, but it's getting ridiculous.

I nearly painted myself into a corner at one point too. Can you imagine that? Me doing that?

Uzumaki Naruto | Naruto | OTA

[orange_dattebayo]

I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that club a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.

OR

[GO WILD. YOU TAG WHAT YOU WANT]

Re: Uzumaki Naruto | Naruto | OTA

[lightnings]

What are you doing at a bar.

Ethan Tremblay | Due Date

[debarge]

Filming is so great right now. Charlie says I remind him of a pussy with all my enthusiasm. A big, hairy, happy little pussy, like the ones that find people stuck in the snow and save them.

But then he asked if I wanted to do blow and I had to so no, Charlie, I do knot.

[manofiron]

Are you high right now?

kate galloway. oc. info in journal

[altitude]

[ tag with whatever the fuck you want. If you want me to start, just leave a blank comment! ]

tfln

[ana_d_vojvodina]

Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.

Steve Rogers | Captain America | OTA

[rogerthatsir]

 

1 and 3?

[nuns4money]

He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.

Rule63!Kanji Tatsumi| Persona 4| OTA

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

1

[not_that_scary]

Fridayrule: If it takes you more than 5 minutes to find parking, you don't have class today.

oliver reeder. the thick of it.

[poxbridge]

[ tag with whatever the fuck you want. If you want me to start, just leave a blank comment! ]

Steve Rogers ✯ MCU ✯ OTA

[pursuitofcappiness]

[manofiron]

Okay, FYI. Never agree to play Dick Hunt with JARVIS.

Megamind | Megamind

[megamind]

You need to tell me what you did with my costume. Seriously, this is not okay. I need it for work. I can't just go out there in my spare cape! It doesn't even match.

[hypnotic_patter]

I didn't know you needed it! It's being washed.

Scorpius Malfoy | Harry Potter | m/m for shipping, open for gen

[unyieldingebony]

[You are by no means required to go along with this but here's a possible TFLN that can double as a misfire]

S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.

/casually stalks you

[hisfathersghosts]

do I even want to ask why?

[silver_tongue]

[On your new Stark Phone:]

Stark Wireless Communications are currently offline. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Bruce Banner | MCU

[lastincident]

Regarding experimenting with drugs

[bprd_fishman]

I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.

Music Meister | Batman: The Brave and the Bold

[hypnotic_patter]

Mass text, someone please come and get me from Arkham. There was another takeover and the whole place is barricaded up and I can't get out. I think they might start killing guards soon and that's gonna be gross. Why does security suck so bad here? Also someone went by with a pinata, why do we have pinatas here.

[prisonwonka]

hold on bb, I'll get someone to pick you up. and YAAAAAY PINATAS!

elizabeth bennet ⚘ modern pride and prejudice

[unblushing]

[ ooc: ask me to start or tag me first! ]