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Get in, losers. We're doing smut prompts.

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I. REGULAR

First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
Doggy style - Sex from behind.
Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
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II. PUBLIC

At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
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III. HARDCORE

Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
Dub-Con - They may not have initially wanted to, but they'll like it eventually.
Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
Blood play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
Power play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
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IV. ROLEPLAY

Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
Prostitute - They paid for you.
Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
Priest - They need to confess to you...
Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
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V. TOYS

Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
Unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
Speculum - Want a look inside?
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VI. FAIL

Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
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VII. MISCELLANEOUS

Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
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He does admire the way she moves. Always has. Even something as simple as taking off her earrings. He knows it's a show and has no problem enjoying it.

"I s'pose that's one option. But that really what you want?"

His question makes her pause. For a moment her mind follows the fantasy of his obedience. He is a pretty picture on his knees, but tonight is not about her ego. Instead she approaches with a faint smirk and drapes her arms over his shoulders. "I think I would prefer to see what you have in mind."

"Nothin' less than th' worship you deserve."

He draws her against him, the pretty fabric of her gown doing very little to disguise lean body under it. He kisses her lips, hungry and letting that patience he'd held finally slip. With no more reasons or excuses to hold back, his hands drift along her skin, feeling the curve of muscle and tracing each scar before finding the fastenings of the zipper of the dress and tugging it down.

"Well worth th' wait."

His response draws a shiver, his kiss a pleased hum and for a moment she follows his lead. The thoroughness of his touch begins to weaken her own patience and when she feels the slide of her zipper, she nips him and breaks the kiss. Smiling as the fabric slides over her skin, she smirks at him and shifts to let the dress slide to the floor - leaving her in nothing but a pair of lacy panties in a soft lavender.

"I see you haven't lost your touch..." she teased, tracing her fingers over his shoulders. Meeting his gaze with eyes dark with lust, she slipped his tie off the rest of the way and began to unbutton his shirt.

"You ever had any doubt bout that?" He presses a string of kisses to her throat, trailing his lips over her soft skin with a purr of pleasure, glad to have the tie cast off.

She has always been attractive but he finds his breath catch at the sight of her. His fingertips trace the contour of the panties with appreciation. He's never needed any help getting hard and right now is no exception. He is all but aching for her to get to his trousers... and yet he is determined not to rush this. He slips his fingers down under the lavender fabric stroking softly between her thighs and nips sharply at her ear.

She simply chuckled at his question, tilting her head up to give him room. The catch of his breath and the tracing movement of his fingertips draws a quiet sigh as he slides them under to stroke at her slickness.

Pulling closer, her breath hitches at the feeling of his teeth on her ear and quietly she shifts to give him better access to her.

"Yes, Remy..."

His fingers stroke lightly, catching the hitches in her breath before he picks her up, carrying her over to her bed and setting her down on the edge, hooking his fingers in the lace and sliding it down over her hips.

Her ego had perhaps wanted to see him on his knees and in a way she is getting what she had wanted. He kneels down and presses his lips against her stomach, sliding his hands up along her thighs.

Following his lead is easy, chuckling a little once he sets her down and raising her hips to help him get the bit of lace off.

She grins wolfishly when he goes to his knees before her and runs her hand through his hair when he kisses her stomach.

"Be careful, I might not let you get up..."

"You're a good deal too late for that, chere."

His eyes meet hers and match the look she gives him as his lips press against the skin of her stomach. He dips his tongue into her belly button, nudging her legs apart as he settles in against her. His lips nibble hers before his tongue dips into her.

She can't help but roll her eyes at the line, giggling a little at the feel of his tongue at her navel. The bout of ticklishness passes as she arches into his touch and hums at the feeling of his mouth on her. Her legs tremble a little as he tastes her, as she adjusts to such exploration with a few quiet pants.

"O-oh..." This wasn't the first time he'd done this for her, but it is the first time in while and when his tongue swipes just right, she hisses and tightens her grips on the sheets.

"Slower." she orders, slowly rocking her hips to show him the pace.

His eyes lift to meet hers at the command and for just a moment there's a wilful look as his tongue nudges against her clit and kisses hungrily.

It may have been a while but he still remembers just how to work her although he does slow to meet the pace she likes. He wraps his arm around her thigh, holding her still against him as he works.

There is a stab of arousal as he looks up at her which halts her breath for a moment. Kissing her clit pushes her resolve, forcing her to bite her lip to stifle the cry which ends as a muffled whine. However, he obeys and once he slows, she begins to tense under his grasp.

"That's -ah-...yes, Remy..."

Although it's been some time since they've been like this... she still tastes the same as he remembers. He can feel her tense under his attention. He presses several kisses to her thighs and grazes his teeth along the softest skin before pressing his tongue back into her.

It feels like a memory rushing forward, the way his stubble prickles the skin on the inside of her thighs. Familiar rhythms, familiar touches as he chases the feeling of skin with the feeling of teeth. He manages to get a particularly sensitive spot with a nip and Ororo whines before she can stop herself. She's missed having a lover and more pointedly, she's missed having him like this.

The surprise makes her static involuntarily and it's not long before his hair begins to puff up. It's a ridiculous image and she can't help the giggle that leaves her or the way she arches when he presses his tongue deep once more.

"Oh..." Running her hand into his hair once more, the static discharges harmlessly over their skin with a quick little snap.

"I'm starting to think you missed me, cher..."

He feels his grin widen at the crackle of the static. It sends a shiver down his spine along with the hands in his hair. The little gasps and sighs were nice but he's not fully satisfied until the ozone fills his head.

He gives one more long lick and brings his fingers in to stroke her softly before slipping them into her, watching the way she moves against his hand.

He rises up off his knees and looks down at her, spread out on the bed as his hand strokes to the slow tempo she likes. He rest one knee next to her and with his free hand starts to unbuckle his belt.

"Any Man would be lyin' something fierce if he said he didn't miss this."

She feels him smile and can't help but relax into the tempo of his tongue. The long lick earns an arch and a sharp hiss. His burning gaze on her skin is heady and it's not long before she's teasing her own body, circling her nipple with long fingers.

Arching as he moves, she shifts a little to give him room to lean on the bed. Even as he's getting himself ready, she reaches down with her free hand and moves his thumb to press on her clit. She keeps his eye as she works her hips, a cocky little smirk as he flatters her once more.

"Missed this...missed you..." she breathes, before she shudders. "Close."

He loves seeing her like this. He loves women in general when they're writhing with need but with her... its something far more attractive. Maybe its the cool collected exterior but that need is the last thing he needs to make his pants far too uncomfortable to bear

His thumb presses and nudge her clit with the rhythm of his fingers and he dips his head down to press his lips against her nipple, tongue swirling even as he manages to get his belt unthreaded and tossed off to the side.

Her thief follows her lead and she grins as his thumb works her in rhythmic circles. It's not long before she's lost in sensation, moaning deep in her throat as he kisses and licks her breast. Head dropping back onto the mattress, her eyes flutter shut as she arches again.

"Remy...I..." She licks her lips, shuddering hard on a good stoke of the thumb. "Kiss me..."

He leaves off unfastening the trousers he desperately wants off and following her command brings his lips to hers, but doesn't quite kiss her. Not right away. He lets his lips hover just above hers for a moment while his hand works, rubbing her. His hand replaces the lips, smoothing over her breast and twisting a nipple between fingertips. He does relent finally though and presses his lips to hers when the next moan escapes her.

The hovering draws a look, too hungry to be a glare as her annoyance prompts another low rush of static. However his touch, ever clever, soothes most of her temper. She stifles a whine, too proud to give him the satisfaction for a moment, until another stroke and she comes on his fingers and gasping into the kiss he finally bestows.

She continues to kiss him, slow and sweet, one arm moving to circle his shoulders and threading her fingers in his hair. The other moves to stroke him through the fabric of his trousers, leaving her smiling against his lips and chuckling.

"Not a bad start..."

His lips, now that they're kissing her, linger against her. His hands trail over her body, re-familiarizing with how she likes to be touched. Some things haven't changed but it's better to be sure of as many as he can remember. And he does have a good memory for how Women like to be touched.

He grins gives her lip a nip and then sits back on his knees to finally take care of his pants, pushing them down so she can properly touch him.

"Better than sleepin' alone I hope."

There is an ease in this, as she settles from her orgasm. He's always been a masterful kisser, but there's a moment when he brushes by her side or along the curve of her hips that prompts a quick giggle.

She smiles when he nips her and relishes the velvet smoothness of his cock as she strokes him.

"Always..."

He purrs his pleasure as her fingers stroke him and he leans in to kiss her again, slow and deep before drifting down along her cheek.

"M'glad we're doin' this. Been too long. You taste exactly how I remember you did."

"Me too."

Pressing kisses along his jaw, she continued until she reached his ear and nipped it lightly.

"I bet I feel as good as you remember..."

He makes another purr of pleasure at hear teeth against his ear, eyes drifting closed for a moment to enjoy and then nudging his knee alongside her thigh.

"I ain't got no doubts 'bout that. You always felt just right."

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