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I. REGULAR
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Wildcard

 

II. PUBLIC
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
8. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
9. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
10. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
11. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
12. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
13. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
14. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
15. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
16. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
17. Wildcard

 

III. HARDCORE
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may not have initially wanted to, but they'll like it eventually.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
8. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
9. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
10. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
11. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
12. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
13. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
14. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
15. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
16. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
17. Wildcard

 

IV. ROLEPLAY
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
8. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
11. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
12. Prostitute - They paid for you.
13. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
14. Priest - They need to confess to you...
15. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
16. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
17. Wildcard

 

V. TOYS
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
8. Unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
9. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
10. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
11. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
12. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
13. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
14. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
15. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
16. Speculum - Want a look inside?
17. Wildcard

 

VI. FAIL
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
9. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
10. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
11. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
12. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
13. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
14. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
15. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
16. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
17. Wildcard

 

VII. MISCELLANEOUS
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
7. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
8. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
9. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
10. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
11. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
12. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
13. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
14. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
15. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
16. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
17. Wildcard

 

 

Comments

[make_it_rain]

His cockiness earns a laugh that evens out to a low sigh at the slow pace he sinks into her. After his fingers and mouth, the feeling of his cock stretching her is delicious. She meets his gaze, eyes fluttering slightly once his hips are flush with hers.

"You make me beautiful..."

For all the flirtation and the blurry line of their relationship, they are a little more honest with each other than anyone else. To the world, she is nearly a goddess and as unmovable but here in Remy's arms, she pouts and moans. He's the only one allowed to tease her so.

"Tu es diabolique" she murmurs, a little indignantly as she wraps her arms around him.

[lebeau_diable]

"Oui."

He really does enjoy teasing her. knowing her the best out of all their teammates, he can't help it. He's always been cocky and insolent and it translates better here in bed than it does in the field. He gives her his best grin and a slow thrust as if to emphasize it before settling back into a comfortable pace--quick enough to build their pleasure, not fast or hard enough yet to come.

[make_it_rain]

The skies obey her whims and most people can't help but fall in line. Remy is the first in a small, precious handful that respect her without being so swayed. She loves him for that roguishness even as it annoys her. Her haughty nature shines at his treatment, narrowing her eyes at that 'oui', even as his thrust makes her moan and clutch at the sheets.

Finally, he sets pace and she settles into it. Rolling her hips to meet his thrusts, she leans up and gives him a quick kiss.

"Harder than that if you want to hear me..."

[lebeau_diable]

"mmm. I'll get t'that... don't you worry. M'just..." He gives her a kiss of his own, bracing against the bed. "Want t'enjoy you a bit longer."

Because she does feel good wrapped around him like she is. Incredibly good. But there's no rush to end it although he murmurs his pleasure against her skin as their hips grind against eachother.

He is drawing it out. Indulging a bit because he can.

[make_it_rain]

That's her thief - quick when he feels like and lazy every other time. Still, she appreciates the fact that he wants to savor his time with her. Giving him another kiss, she nips his lip.

"Please, Remy?"

[lebeau_diable]

Oh that's playing dirty and he gives her a look and then a huff of disbelief. Of course he isn't going to ever deny her. And she knows it.

"So impatient." He murmurs against her lips before he leans back and gets a better grip on her hips and then starts to thrust, hard.

[make_it_rain]

She can't help but smile at his huff, wrapping her legs around his waist to encourage him.

"You make me greedy."

As his pace picks up, she shudders. The grip on her hips, prompting a low, wanton moan.

"Yes..."

[lebeau_diable]

"I spoil you."

But he isn't annoyed. He can't even really pretend to be. Not when he's moving inside of her like he is and it feels... incredible. For a few moments, he closes his eyes an just lets the pleasure wash through him.

[make_it_rain]

It's all she can do to moan, enjoying the feeling of him filling her up so completely.

"Oh..."

[lebeau_diable]

His own moans of pleasure are not long behind hers. He releases his hands on her hips and leans over, gripping the sheets, his lips hovering near hers. He might pride himself later. He lasts longer than most might given the pace but he prides himself on that sort of thing.

When he comes, it's with a loud groan of triumph and he grinds up against her with a groan.

[make_it_rain]

She gasps when he pushes himself a little, arching under him as he changes his grip. Pulling to him, Ororo can't help but take what he offers greedily and enjoying the feel of him so close.

"Remy...oh, fuck..."

Her orgasm crashes over her like a wave, making her cry out as he pushes deeper. When he comes, she can't help but shake a little with over-stimulation. Tilting his jaw towards hers, she gives him another kiss drowsy and sweet.

[lebeau_diable]

He doesn't move right away but rests against her with a mph against her lips when she kisses him, but with a content grin. When he does move again, he squirms against her, getting more comfortable and nuzzling her for another kiss.

"Still as good as I remember."

[make_it_rain]

She giggles as he cuddles her, kissing him again and sighing. Reaching up, she brushed a few stray hairs from his forehead.

"I'm glad."

With little warning, she shifted, rolling Remy onto his back and grinning brightly.

"Better."

[lebeau_diable]

Remy grins stretching out on the mattress and tucking an arm under his head, admiring her and the post-orgasm glow and the grin. He knows that grin. Remembers it well. He catches a strand of hair and holds it to his lips a moment.

"Oui. Better. Like a bottle of wine just gettin' better with age."

[make_it_rain]

This was something they would have to revisit. Possibly as soon as the morning. It was perhaps the afterglow talking, but there were far worse ways to spend the evening. Or the morning. Laying down, she snuggled into his chest.

"Why don't we do this more..."

[lebeau_diable]

Remy chuckles and slides an arm around her, tangling his legs with hers and rubbing a foot along her leg in quiet affection. Touching her for the sake of touching.

"You want me t'list all th reasons? Mostly though? We both know you c'n do better."

And there's the issue that at any one time one of them (or the other) is dating someone or there's a war or giant laser pointed at the Mansion. He has a list of reasons a mile long. his lack of self-worth is at the top but only because it makes for good teasing.

"You know I'm yours whenever you command it though.

[make_it_rain]

"Remy..."

The self-deprecation earns a low, displeased huff and he doesn't even need to look at her to know how she's looking at him. She's never been fond of how quickly he puts himself down, especially in comparison to those he has such great affection for. It's not something she's willing to poke at for the moment, instead laying her head on his chest to listen to his heartbeat and pulling as close as she can get.

"Stay until morning."

[lebeau_diable]

He is very good at ignoring that tone and the look that she gives him. His fingertips instead move along her back in distracting patterns.

"Of course, Belle."

[make_it_rain]

She pokes his side, just hard enough to show her displeasure at ignoring her. The fingers at her back feel nice and after a moment, she starts pressing kisses to his chest.

Sliding smoothly to straddle him properly, her kisses trail up until she claims his mouth. Guiding his hands to her hips, she kisses him deeply.

"I want you..."

[lebeau_diable]

He whines his displeasure at the poke but feigns a moment of surprised offense that fades as soon as she straddles him. His hands are greedy around her hips and he gives her ass a squeeze.

"I spoil you, 'member? You always get what you want."

[make_it_rain]

She smiles at his declaration, rising up on her knees to get enough room to stroke him. Her hand is slow, coaxing him back to readiness at the lazy pace he prefers.

"It must be tiring to be so generous with me..." she purrs, swiping her thumb over the head of his cock for emphasis.

[lebeau_diable]

"Tiring... but always worth it."

His eyes close for a few moments while he enjoys the strokes of her hand. She knows how he likes to be touched and it doesn't take long before he's hard in her hand and a soft purr of pleasure escapes his lips.

[make_it_rain]

It was always heady to watch Remy overcome with pleasure, the way everything in him slowed down to stretch out the moment. Her pace had always been mutable in bed, but tended toward the quick sort of intensity she could rarely express without repercussion. The slowness is alluring, she has to admit, studying the way his eyelids flutter on a good stroke.

It doesn't take long for her need to take her, rubbing the head of his cock against her wetness. Still she draws things out, breath shuddering as she slides along the length of him. Teasing herself until the ache for him is nearly painful, she finally takes him in a slow, slick movement that forces her to lean on his chest.

"Goddess..." she hisses, relishing the slow feeling of fullness as their hips meet once more.

[lebeau_diable]

Remy groans low and deep in his throat and his fingers clench when she rubs against him. It's a tease and he loves it. He's always appreciated drawing it out, building up the lust and this is no exception. He is more than ready when she guides him in though, filling her again. There's no substitute for how good it feels to be be inside of her and his fingers tighten a bit on her hips.

"You feel so good, Chere."

He starts to roll his hips, letting his cock move inside and hit deep.

"Go slow. I want you t'feel every inch."

[make_it_rain]

The moan that leaves her is rough and brows knitting as she nods at his instruction. Appreciation for this sort of slow burn dawns rapidly, though she could only entertain this sort of thing with her thief. He knows how to focus in his slowness and the way he rolls his hips when she takes him to the hilt, draws a low gasp.

Her slow rise and fall on his cock leaves her wanting, the constant stimulation leaving her feeling raw and needy. It feels wonderful but torturous to ride him like this, and she bites her lip as she takes him all the way.

"You make me feel so good, Remy...."