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I. REGULAR
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Wildcard

 

II. PUBLIC
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
8. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
9. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
10. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
11. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
12. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
13. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
14. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
15. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
16. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
17. Wildcard

 

III. HARDCORE
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may not have initially wanted to, but they'll like it eventually.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
8. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
9. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
10. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
11. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
12. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
13. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
14. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
15. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
16. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
17. Wildcard

 

IV. ROLEPLAY
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
8. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
11. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
12. Prostitute - They paid for you.
13. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
14. Priest - They need to confess to you...
15. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
16. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
17. Wildcard

 

V. TOYS
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
8. Unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
9. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
10. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
11. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
12. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
13. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
14. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
15. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
16. Speculum - Want a look inside?
17. Wildcard

 

VI. FAIL
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
9. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
10. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
11. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
12. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
13. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
14. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
15. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
16. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
17. Wildcard

 

VII. MISCELLANEOUS
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
7. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
8. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
9. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
10. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
11. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
12. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
13. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
14. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
15. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
16. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
17. Wildcard

 

 

Comments

[lebeau_diable]

"Tiring... but always worth it."

His eyes close for a few moments while he enjoys the strokes of her hand. She knows how he likes to be touched and it doesn't take long before he's hard in her hand and a soft purr of pleasure escapes his lips.

[make_it_rain]

It was always heady to watch Remy overcome with pleasure, the way everything in him slowed down to stretch out the moment. Her pace had always been mutable in bed, but tended toward the quick sort of intensity she could rarely express without repercussion. The slowness is alluring, she has to admit, studying the way his eyelids flutter on a good stroke.

It doesn't take long for her need to take her, rubbing the head of his cock against her wetness. Still she draws things out, breath shuddering as she slides along the length of him. Teasing herself until the ache for him is nearly painful, she finally takes him in a slow, slick movement that forces her to lean on his chest.

"Goddess..." she hisses, relishing the slow feeling of fullness as their hips meet once more.

[lebeau_diable]

Remy groans low and deep in his throat and his fingers clench when she rubs against him. It's a tease and he loves it. He's always appreciated drawing it out, building up the lust and this is no exception. He is more than ready when she guides him in though, filling her again. There's no substitute for how good it feels to be be inside of her and his fingers tighten a bit on her hips.

"You feel so good, Chere."

He starts to roll his hips, letting his cock move inside and hit deep.

"Go slow. I want you t'feel every inch."

[make_it_rain]

The moan that leaves her is rough and brows knitting as she nods at his instruction. Appreciation for this sort of slow burn dawns rapidly, though she could only entertain this sort of thing with her thief. He knows how to focus in his slowness and the way he rolls his hips when she takes him to the hilt, draws a low gasp.

Her slow rise and fall on his cock leaves her wanting, the constant stimulation leaving her feeling raw and needy. It feels wonderful but torturous to ride him like this, and she bites her lip as she takes him all the way.

"You make me feel so good, Remy...."

[lebeau_diable]

"Oui." It's breathless. . He really can't manage more than that. Part of him takes pleasure in knowing it drives her crazy to fuck him so slowly. He appreciates a hard fuck as much as she does but this tease... He hates to rush things so he moves his hips with maddening slowness, making sure they're both feeling the ache of need that overwhelms.

[make_it_rain]

This pace is so damned good it feels like it's killing her, lust slowly coiling in her belly as she moves. The rock of his hips makes her shudder every time, liking the way Remy looks under her as she grinds her hips into his. She can feel her hair beginning to stick to the back of her neck from sweating and her hands begin to run restlessly across her skin.

"Remy...Remy..."

[lebeau_diable]

The sound of his name on her lips sends a shudder through him.He's tousled and grasping. His hands join hers, feeling up her stomach, squeezing her breasts. His breath is heavy and rasps with half suppressed moans.

"Come for me, belle." there's a hitch of need in the way he says it

[make_it_rain]

At his urging, she slides one of his hands down her body, leading his thumb to her clit and pressing. From there she rides a little harder, swearing under breath at the sensation.

"Remy...I...more..."

[lebeau_diable]

"C'mon chere..c'mon."

He doesn't dare shut his eyes no matter how intense it feels. He wants to watch. He's always enjoyed watching and seeing her like this.. he's so close and holding back.

His fingers rub her and he thrusts his hips harder. "C'mon 'ro."

[make_it_rain]

Her lashes flutter at the change, a broken sounding moan leaving her as she feels herself shake a little. The feeling of him, his encouragement, it's all almost too much - then she looks at him and his beautiful, devilish gaze and she's pushed over.

She comes with a quick shout leaning to brace one hand on his chest as she shudders. For a moment, he is all she can see, feel or hear.

[lebeau_diable]

She's beautiful when she's completely undone like this. Most women are, but his Ororo in particular. It's just one of the reasons he's very fond of women in general.

She tenses and clenches around him. That and the way orgasm takes her is enough to make him shudder and arch into her as he joins her with his own low moan.

[make_it_rain]

For a moment, she simply breathes, enjoying the feeling of him inside of her as she comes down. Pressing a kiss to his lips, she shifts and lays down once more, head on his chest. Slowly, she takes his hand and threads her fingers with his. She lays this was for a little while, mind drifting hazily in the quiet of the night.

"I do love you, Remy." Kissing the back of his hand, she nestles in. "Even if you like to argue that I shouldn't."

[lebeau_diable]

He takes her back in his arms as she rolls off him. He presses his lips to her forehead and nuzzles her hair a bit, filling his head with her scent and sighing. They've been off an on for so many years... and yet they always come back to what's familiar.

"We always love people who aren't good for us." He murmurs.

[make_it_rain]

Sometimes, she wonders if her Remy really is a fool. He's stood by her when men who sought her hand broke her heart and protected her when she was her most vulnerable. Ororo knows that if there is no one in this world she can trust, it's him. She doesn't say anything more, opting for cuddling and holding his hand a little tighter.

[lebeau_diable]

Less of a fool and more of a man with difficulties forgiving himself-- even when everyone else has. The women in his life, like Ororo might call him a fool for it though and they might not be wrong.

He drifts his fingers in her hair, playing with the ends in the comfortable haze of post-sex.

"Merci."

guess who closed the window before hitting send whoops

[make_it_rain]

A pleasant hum leaves Ororo as he plays with her hair, sleepiness relaxing her further. It wasn't perfect, but it was good. Always better of the two, in her book.

"Goodnight."

I do that ALL THE TIME

[lebeau_diable]

He presses his lips against the top of her head.

"Dors bien, Reine de mon coeur."