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Sentinels and Guides Shipping Meme
A Sentinel!AU Meme
A Sentinel!AU Meme
There are special people in the world: Sentinels--whose five senses are incredibly enhanced, sometimes to the point of overwhelming and who can easily lose themselves in fugue states--and Guides, the empaths with the ability to ground a Sentinel and focus them. Meant to be the protectors of the Guides, for every Sentinel there exists a guide that is their perfect match. In some universes, when matches are made, a Sentinel and Guide form a soulbond to fill the feeling of emptiness.
How easy was it for you to find yours? How are Sentinels and Guides treated in your universe? Or maybe you're one of the normal, unremarkable people. Do you fear Sentinels and Guides? Despise them?
Rules
1) Post with your character/canon in the subject header.
2a) Choose whether your character is a Sentinel or a Guide
or
2b) If you don't know or don't care, just leave it blank!
3) Information about Sentinels and Guides can be found here and here. Information on 'The Sentinel' which this meme comes from can be found here.
Prompts
oo1. The Meeting:
How did you meet? Was it at an event organized specifically for finding your other half? By accident? Did you follow a mystical calling to them? Some other way?
oo2. The Bonding:
Do Sentinels and Guides in your universe soulbond? How does it go down? Is there a ceremony or do you just retreat to the bedroom?
oo3. Rejection:
Sometimes Sentinels or Guides propose a match but it's just not perfect. You don't feel the pull or maybe you think there is someone better or maybe you're already claimed. Maybe you were claimed and someone better came along?
oo4. Protection:
Sentinels are meant to protect Guides, any Guides, but it's even worse when they feel their Guide is in danger. They go feral; blind to anything but stopping and killing whoever threatened their Guide or the bond. Maybe someone attacked your Guide or you haven't bonded yet and you feel threatened or maybe you're the one doing the threatening. Whatever the reason, Sentinels in a feral state are dangerous and only their Guides can stop them.
oo5. Lost:
Sentinels often lose themselves in their senses. Either you're a Sentinel who has lost themselves or a Guide that has stumbled on one or a friend trying to draw them out. Unbonded Sentinels will find it hard to escape without a Guide. Or maybe you're bonded already which means you just need yours to come home.
006. Persecution:
Sometimes normal people or the government fear the power of Guides and Sentinels. Guides are empaths, feeling the emotions and sometimes passing thoughts of others and it can make people feel violated. Sentinels often have enhanced strength, which can make them dangerous. So they scorn them, hurt them or in the case of governments, regulate them.
oo7. Death:
Unbonded Sentinels and Guides eventually lose themselves to the empty cavern inside them. Torn apart from the inside by the feeling of something missing. Breaking the soulbond of a Sentinel and Guide is agonizing and horrifying, leading quickly to death for the remaining partner.
oo8. Old-School:
Guides used to be treated on the same level as slaves. Unable to work unless their Sentinel said. Not allowed out on their own. They used to wear collars and couldn't own land or inherit money. Maybe the old ways haven't completely fallen out of style.
oo9. Unbonded:
Nothing is worse than being an unbonded Guide or Sentinel. Always looking for your other half to fill that empty feeling but you probably have friends that aren't your match or who are trying to set you up with someone. Maybe you're skeptical about the whole love at first sight thing and haven't been looking.
o10. Wildcard: Some mish-mash of the above or anything else you can come up with!
Image from weheartit / original meme by
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1) Post with your character/canon in the subject header.
2a) Choose whether your character is a Sentinel or a Guide
or
2b) If you don't know or don't care, just leave it blank!
3) Information about Sentinels and Guides can be found here and here. Information on 'The Sentinel' which this meme comes from can be found here.
4) All the tagging! Have fun 8D
Prompts
oo1. The Meeting:
How did you meet? Was it at an event organized specifically for finding your other half? By accident? Did you follow a mystical calling to them? Some other way?
oo2. The Bonding:
Do Sentinels and Guides in your universe soulbond? How does it go down? Is there a ceremony or do you just retreat to the bedroom?
oo3. Rejection:
Sometimes Sentinels or Guides propose a match but it's just not perfect. You don't feel the pull or maybe you think there is someone better or maybe you're already claimed. Maybe you were claimed and someone better came along?
oo4. Protection:
Sentinels are meant to protect Guides, any Guides, but it's even worse when they feel their Guide is in danger. They go feral; blind to anything but stopping and killing whoever threatened their Guide or the bond. Maybe someone attacked your Guide or you haven't bonded yet and you feel threatened or maybe you're the one doing the threatening. Whatever the reason, Sentinels in a feral state are dangerous and only their Guides can stop them.
oo5. Lost:
Sentinels often lose themselves in their senses. Either you're a Sentinel who has lost themselves or a Guide that has stumbled on one or a friend trying to draw them out. Unbonded Sentinels will find it hard to escape without a Guide. Or maybe you're bonded already which means you just need yours to come home.
006. Persecution:
Sometimes normal people or the government fear the power of Guides and Sentinels. Guides are empaths, feeling the emotions and sometimes passing thoughts of others and it can make people feel violated. Sentinels often have enhanced strength, which can make them dangerous. So they scorn them, hurt them or in the case of governments, regulate them.
oo7. Death:
Unbonded Sentinels and Guides eventually lose themselves to the empty cavern inside them. Torn apart from the inside by the feeling of something missing. Breaking the soulbond of a Sentinel and Guide is agonizing and horrifying, leading quickly to death for the remaining partner.
oo8. Old-School:
Guides used to be treated on the same level as slaves. Unable to work unless their Sentinel said. Not allowed out on their own. They used to wear collars and couldn't own land or inherit money. Maybe the old ways haven't completely fallen out of style.
oo9. Unbonded:
Nothing is worse than being an unbonded Guide or Sentinel. Always looking for your other half to fill that empty feeling but you probably have friends that aren't your match or who are trying to set you up with someone. Maybe you're skeptical about the whole love at first sight thing and haven't been looking.
o10. Wildcard: Some mish-mash of the above or anything else you can come up with!
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Calm down. Relax.
Ordering a Sentinel around and threatening him with his abilities is something that most Guides would frown at, particularly in a situation where there's no immediate threat of danger to himself or the Sentinel. Not to mention, most Guides would never even consider the possibility of using their abilities offensively like that. It had come in handy for John through the years in the military, though. A couple of bull-headed Sentinels fighting tend to be a lot more complacent when they're hyper-focused on their shoelaces or whatever else John chooses to Guide them to.
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A Guide, at this age, with no Bond? How... How is that even possible? He's never heard of such a thing. Guides are always scooped up and used where needed the most, sometimes keeping up with several Sentinels if they are strong enough. Maybe... this doctor had been Bonded but the Sentinel's dead? That's a whole lot more likely but...
He can't help but take a deep breath and the faint groan that leaves him at how good it suddenly smells in here. He's equally never heard of a Guide using their abilities like this but it makes sense in a strange sort of way. As strong as a Sentinel. Still, he's not completely bull-headed. He's got a good brain behind that thick skull.
"...you're in hiding." Quiet, a breath out. John smells incredible. Another breath in.
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Focus, focus, focus. He's the Guide here, and he has his--this--Sentinel doing as he wants. John's swift to apply the bandage over the stitches, and just pauses, letting his hand come to a rest on Gladio's chest.
"I'm not in hiding. It's just not..." Well, he sort of is, he realizes. He hasn't told anyone since leaving rehab. He doesn't want to tell anyone. What Sentinel would want a crippled Guide? Especially one in his 30s? John's never found anyone he was fully compatible with, either. He can command Sentinels with his own abilities, but actually finding himself fully responding to them is a rare occasion.
"It doesn't matter. It's just a tetanus booster and then I'll send you on your way. Sorry." It's perfunctory. "This isn't usually a problem." Which likely says more than he wants it to. As does the fact that he just continues to stand there, gazing down at the Sentinel, tracing over the lines of his tattoo.
Okay. Stopping that now. John forcibly jerks himself away from that and walks over to the cabinets. He's forgotten entirely about his cane leaning up against the exam table as he fills another syringe.
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But he's part way around the world, in a doctor's office... here!?
He's fighting back John's command over him, but it's purely on instinct, now. Each slow breath is making the scent stronger and in turn, Gladio's unconsciously all but flooding the room. The whole clinic is going to end up filled with that scent at this rate and Gladio's scent is a strong one to begin with. Logically, he's well aware he doesn't know this man who's older than him, without any connection to him, but the biological is caring less and less by the second.
"John." The name is a growl on his tongue. Later, when he's out of this, he's going to realize the complete ass he's making of himself but right now? His eyes and mind are getting more and more focused.
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'It's supposed to be intense,' he can hear Harry saying. She'd read through all of the books for Guides as soon as John had discovered what he was. She'd been hoping she might be a Sentinel, in turn. Then they could be a team together. 'You know it almost as soon as you meet. That's what you're supposed to feel with the one you're meant for. Your Sentinel.'
John had thought it was all rubbish. Fairy tale meetings between Guides and Sentinels that fall in love at first sight? It was all much too silly, and while he'd seen a few Guides go that way, John was confident he wouldn't be one of them. He hadn't been for the majority of his life.
The doctor turns around, syringe in-hand. "We don't know anything about each other. I don't know what you're doing here, where you live, what you like. This is a bad idea." A bad idea that seems so incredibly good right now. And he does know at least one thing Gladio likes. So. There's that.
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But what he feels right now? It's definitely a draw. Maybe it's just the biological, the reaction of two people meeting who would work well together, but love? Not so much. HIs body doesn't give much of a damn, though.
You know, that syringe in your hand is almost threatening, Doc?
"I know it's a bad idea." His voice might be lower, rougher, his eyes hinting crimson, but the fact he's not completely lost to it all speaks of control. He's watching John with complete focus, though. "It's not exactly stopping what I'm smelling! You're not helping the issue, either." No, John's scent in reaction to him is almost intoxicating, as any good Guide's should be, but it's his scent--
"Fuck." He rubs a hand over his face, breathing out hard. Get a grip!
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John does step forward again, but it's to inject the tetanus booster. Unconsciously, he keeps pumping out pheromones, soothing, trying to distract from any pain from that. Booster shots hurt more than most things. Once he's binned the syringe, he just moves to the edge of the exam table beside Gladio and stares down at him. The desire to reach out and touch the other man again is nearly overwhelming.
He pulls off his gloves and chucks them in the direction of the regular bin. "You should leave. I don't work here all the time. You'll probably have another doctor when you're ready to have your stitches checked and taken out in a week." John doesn't actually move out of the way for the other man to sit up. If anything, he leans further over him.
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Every inch of his being wants this doctor he's just met and it feels like the most ridiculous and required sensation he's ever felt in his life. He rumbles low in his chest as John leans over him and when their eyes meet, he feels some part of him break. It's almost like the rage in combat that blanks out parts of his mind and makes him useful as Sentinels are, but this isn't nearly as violent. He still reaches up and grasps John's shirt, pulling him in close and rubbing his cheek hard against the other, scenting over him before another logical thought comes through.
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"I'm gonna get kicked out of this clinic because of you," he says, voice low and dazed. He would absolutely die if any of the other staff walked in on this right now. How the hell would he even explain it? 'Oh, sorry, I've been a Guide all this time. Forgot to mention until some random bloke came along and started scenting me.'
It's a moment before John hauls himself up onto the exam table and settles himself with his knees on either side of Gladio's midsection. There isn't a whole lot of room for this, and the table wasn't really designed to hold two full-grown men, let alone one as large as the Sentinel.
Still, they'll make it work for now. John crouches low, one hand supporting his weight, the other sliding over Gladio's shoulder and down the arm on his good side. "Christ, how d'you not have a Guide already?"
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"Hadn't found mine," Gladio growls, hands squeezing tight on either of John's thighs. "Had another with me." Prompto mostly kept the pair of them under control, though Noct would always be his. Explaining any of this is going to be complicated but right now-- shit. He doesn't like any of these logical thoughts trying to get into the conscious part of his brain when all he wants to do is flip them (to hell with the injury) and erase any other scent that might be clinging there.
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Gladio is very clearly a fighter.
John nuzzles into his neck, breathing deep and not letting himself think about the fact that they're about to start Bonding. At the very least, he's well aware that he's going to get covered in this Sentinel's scent. It's the first step and communicates very clearly to any other Sentinel that John is not a free Guide anymore. It's also an advertisement that he's a Guide at all. John's managed to appear as a normal bloke, resisting the call of pheromones from the odd Sentinel he'll pass on the street. And average people wouldn't know the difference.
One of them is going to kiss first and as John turns his head and presses his lips to Gladio's neck, that apparently decides who it is. He should be putting up more of a fuss about this, he thinks distantly, as he lets himself sink down and to the side. He doesn't want to lie over top of the stitches, so this is as good as it's going to get. Gladio's hands are warm on his thighs, even through John's trousers. Really, he's just feeling warm all over, flush with pheromones from his Sentinel. Maybe once this is over and he has a chance to wash off and clear his head, he'll be able to think this through a little better.
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This? This... is going to be a lot harder to explain.
It feels better than he has words for to be able to finally do what he's wanted to do on poor Prompto for years, to drag the edge of his jaw against skin and leave behind his scent, strongest right at the neck where John's lips find. It provokes a growl out of the Sentinel and that shift in John's weight gives him the opening he needs. His head moves closer, one large hand leaving a thigh to cradle John's neck instead, nosing in close and breathing in hard at the scent there.
That is no imagined moan that John hears, but one filled with a very different kind of need than sexual. Something even more primal.
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He can feel Gladio's emotions intertwining with his own, the push and pull of a Guide and Sentinel as he keeps the other man from zoning out and ensuring his focus on the moment isn't too intense. John can feel the other man's desire, and reflects it back at him.
I want you.
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He tastes blood. It's not a taste he's unfamiliar with - his own, his enemies. He's trained and fought his entire life and blood becomes a thing all fighters grow used to but know too well. This time, though, with his teeth sunk down into the neck of his Guide, it comes with a heady burst of something as close to perfect as could ever exist. A single heartbeat of knowing he would never be alone again, that he had found his other half. All that left him lost would be set right and he would have someone to protect and love.
None or some of those might be the truth, but the bond doesn't care about reality.
His mouth pulls back, but only so he can worry the wound, surprisingly gently. Mouthing over it, licking the blood away, as it already begins to heal in a far more supernatural method than any other. Some say the act of the Bond releases something in the Sentinel's saliva, some say it's something within the Guide, but it always leaves behind its mark at the site of the bite.
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The Bond fills up his mind. He can feel Gladio, the connection better than any battle high he's ever enjoyed. John twines his fingers in Gladio's hair, enjoying the afterglow of the bonding as the other man licks over the wound. The bite of a Sentinel is very distinct, a wound that every first-year med student learns to identify when treating Guides to tell if they're Bonded or Unbonded.
John had always thought it sounded stupid, and the way Hollywood treated it... Guides tended to get very fluttery when ever it was touched, some going to lengths to hide their marks. Especially in romcoms where the Guide has an intended partner already.
He's just thinking about maybe kissing Gladio again, this time on the mouth, when the door flies open. John freezes, gaze turning to see Angelica standing there with wide eyes and mouth agape. She's a small, friendly, plump woman with dark skin and black hair. She's holding what appears to be the hat stand from the front hall. A few other staff are peeking in through the doorway.
It takes about two seconds for John to put together what this must look like. There's a giant Sentinel licking his neck, blood on his lips. This looks a lot sexier in films.
"Angelica, this isn't-"
She starts to scream and charges for them, aiming to whack Gladio.
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For a few moments? The rest of the world doesn't exist. Gladio has himself curling up around John, prepared to mark him further with his scent, when the world decides to come crashing back in all at once.
When the door hits the opposite wall and Gladio sees anyone, there's immediately a problem. A huge problem. This is a Sentinel in the moments after creating a bond when there might be few things on the planet less possessive. Angelica might have some serious courage to come at the Sentinel 'attacking' her doctor, but it doesn't stop the pure rage that comes over Gladio like a wave.
Metal meets metal. One second, Gladio was on the table, the next, he's got the biggest damn sword John might ever see in one hand, with John in the other, part way off the table. There's still a fluttering of something blue and beautiful in the air around the sword, showing the path it took up to interrupt the wing of the hat stand.
There's a low growl. Gladio, the one that most know as the one who teases and enjoys a beer and Cup Noodle far too much and is loyal, protective, and cares more than he lets on, is gone, replaced by an outright rage. Something is trying to get at his Guide - something trying to harm - and he would defend that above all else.
The broadsword comes back; half the hat stand hits the floor.
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"Out! Get out!" The command is snapped at Angelica who has gone quiet with the appearance of the sword. The other people peering in are starting to move, though. There's another doctor named Paige, her hair hidden by a headscarf, and one of the single orderly in the place, fair-skinned, red-haired man named Thomas. "All of you get out!"
Thomas, at least, has the sense to grab for Angelica to drag her out. Angelica finds her voice again, though. "You leave him alone! I'm calling the police!"
Jesus, this really isn't what they needed right at this very moment. The reality of the situation and the complication of what it means are draining the blissful sense of rightness out of John. This is a mess and now there's damage control. First things first. His immediate instinct is to protect his Sentinel, and that means stopping him from actually committing murder.
John reaches out through the newly-formed bond and gets a blast of aggression and protectiveness. Tone it down. No real threats. He projects that at the other man and adds verbally. "She's not a threat. She's not. We'll sort it out. Calm down, Gladio. Calm down now."
He adds to Thomas and Angelica: "I'm a Guide. Just get out."
That stops Thomas, but it's Paige that speaks up. "You're a Guide?"
"Out!" God, he wishes his abilities worked on normal people the way they do on Sentinels.
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Thankfully, with someone going to stop Angelica from dialing the police thanks to John's admittance, the room becomes quiet again. With all of the 'threats' gone, Gladio can start to calm down with John's Guidance. Unfortunately, it also means for the first time in many, many minutes... he starts to think.
John will feel the exact second that Gladio realizes what in the Hells happened. The Sentinel stiffens up hard and pulls back, staring at John with wide eyes slowly fading back to amber. They flicker down to the healing bond mark, then back up to John before summing things up nicely.
"...fuck."
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Tries to ignore the half-erection he's still sporting in the middle of all of this...
When Gladio finally comes to, it's another splash of cold water that effectively removes at least one difficulty for the doctor.
"Yeah," he replies. 'Fuck' does about capture it. "So, uh... full disclosure, I'm an unregistered Guide."
Which is a major no-no in the UK. John's aware of that... as had been his commanders in the Army. It was a unit 'secret,' though. An Unbonded Guide was useful, after all, and servicemen have each other's backs on that sort of thing. Or at least John's team had had his back. A little bit of extra cash had ensured that the doctors who'd examined him before enlisting and after he'd gotten back made certain it was kept out of his medical record. And no one had particularly been looking for it when he'd been a kid. He and Harry had found out by accident when John had Guided a Sentinel who was bullying Harry in her class into zoning out. The kid probably hadn't known what hit him. And John certainly wasn't going to volunteer the information.
In any case, the efforts to hide had drained his meager savings account, but it had kept him safe, away from whatever forced socials and couplings the government liked to encourage. Except now he'd gone and done this himself. John can't help raising a hand to feel for the mark burning itself into his skin like a brand.
"This... might cause a few problems." Mainly for his commanders and the men in his unit. And for John. With luck, he'd avoid jail-time. Most normal people are sympathetic to Guides, at least. In the irritatingly paternalistic way parents are sympathetic to their young children. But one problem at a time.
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At the mention of it causing a few problems, Gladio gives the doctor a long look (you think, Doc?) before sighing. "...definitely going to cause a few for me, at least." From his pocket he pulls out his phone, a sleek little black thing that has to be tougher than it looks, and unlocks it with a motion of his thumb.
He's got to make a phone call and already he's dreading it. Given what just happened, where they are, what John just told him... he needs more help than he has right now and that meant one person. Hopefully they can keep it quiet.
Looking over to John (his Guide, fuck that is going to take some getting used to), he says, "...I've got someone who can take care of it. Just... hang on a minute." What in the Hells else could he say? He knows absolutely nothing about this man. It's all like out of a really, really bad movie and he can taste blood in his mouth.
He picks out a contact and hangs his head into a hand, still a bit on edge. John only hears half the conversation.
"Noct, I've got a problem."
"How drunk are you?" With a followed snort of amusement.
"...A real problem." Growl. "I need you to send Iggy to pick me up at-" He pauses, recalling, than gives an address.
"You need a ride? I don't call that a real problem-"
"...give him some cash. A good chunk of cash. Bribery level cash."
"...I expect to know what's going on when you get back. I'll get him."
"Thanks." He hangs up the call and sighs. "Do whatever you need to with the people who saw us. We're going to hope enough money keeps them quiet, then you're coming back with me."
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Not that unwanted, at least now that he has it. There's a sense of security that comes with it that's never been there before. Whatever had been missing isn't crying out anymore, either. John rubs his eyes as he listens to Gladio's half of the conversation. 'Noct.' So that's the helper.
"Coming back where, exactly? I do have a job." He probably doesn't have a job anymore and he wants to go with his Sentinel, but hell if he's just going to roll over and go along with it. Some boundaries need to be established in this very sudden and very unexpected relationship.
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A breath - he can still smell John, isn't sure that helps. "I work for the Caelum family." There are few people on the planet who wouldn't know that name. "I'm the Shield for Prince Noctis Lucis Caelum." ...Noct. "And right now, I need to make sure this stays quiet." Because it would be a field day in the tabloids if it got out.
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Okay. Right. It is what it is and now they need to deal with the consequences of it. This is fine. This is absolutely fine.
"I... don't suppose Prince Noctis has been looking for a physician?" Coming up with a plausible reason for him hanging about with the man's Sentinel Shield is going to get awkward. It also means John sort of needs to hide this mark. He tugs the collar of his shirt higher. But any Sentinel is going to know what's going on the moment they catch his scent and smell Gladio all over him.
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This is going down in a burning, fiery crash of terribleness. ...Yet a part of Gladio doesn't even care because it's happy as a clam that he finally found his missing other half. Oddly makes this easier to bear in one sense and a thousand times worse in another.
But still, John's a quick thinker because that's a surprisingly good idea and that approval shows in Gladio's face when he looks over. "Right now, that might have to do. I'll suggest it to to Iggy. The rest... if people don't know what you are, there's been stranger stuff that someone Awakening very late in life."
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Strap on your boots, Watson. "All right. I'll go talk to Angelica and the others. Hopefully they haven't told... everyone." Hopefully. "There's also one condition I have for coming with you. We need to stop by my flat." His lonely, drab little bedsit of a flat. "Agreed?" He's not actually in a position to be making demands, but he's going to try to.
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john, welcome to a world of sass
At least he can sass with the best of them
sass off
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damn taliban AND daemons. that's scary af
YEAH. I figure it's, like... really bad times over there in this mixed world.
Agreed. /also this tag is just... sorry. in a silly mood. XD
Never apologize for the silly
<3
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Feel free to have this go as you wish - if it's too god-moddy let me know
You're good!
Whew!
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Sorry about the speed today!
No worries!
Re: No worries!
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ROOD JOHN
Gladio walked into it, man...
Gladio walks into a bar. The bar bends.
/snort
thank you, thank you, tip your waitress
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hello irish spring soap? XD
It's a good smell, at least. XD
He needed something manly XD
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HE'S ON TO YOU JOHN
Onto what? He is an innocent lamb.
Bull. Shit.
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WOW THAT WAS A LOT OF TYPOS IN THAT LAST TAG. sorry. ._.
Don't worry!!!!
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