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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
look when you say it like that you make it sound like a bad thing
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[personal profile] sweats 2017-03-10 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NATALIE......... ]

probably because it is. a bad thing. wasn't one of them because you burned your breakfast?
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[look]

that was a legitimate crisis

the fire alarm went off how was i supposed to know the house wasn't going to burn down??
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[personal profile] sweats 2017-03-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe the lack of fire. sometimes it's just smoke and a burnt toast.
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
look you're trying to make me feel bad and i get it

but i was trying to save everyone in that building from homelessness and i refuse to be shamed for it
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[personal profile] sweats 2017-03-10 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
you're a real hero, natalie.

and the second time?
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
it's okay. you don't have to say it. i know

my cat ran up a tree that is a legitimate reason to call 911 (according to tv)
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[personal profile] sweats 2017-03-10 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
1) i didn't know you had a cat

2) firefighters aren't as attractive in real life as they are on tv, so you might want to rethink that plan
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i definitely have a cat her name is tchaikovsky

2. wow way to completely gloss over my true motivations
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[personal profile] sweats 2017-03-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
of course that's her name. does she sleep in your piano too? i feel like that would be fitting.

oh, the selfless hero thing again? i guess my sarcasm wasn't as overt as it could've been.
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
no don't be absurd. how do you expect her to open the piano to get inside with her tiny cat paws? ridiculous

i don't know this """sarcasm""" of which you speak, i am fueled by only altruism and virtue in all areas of my life
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[personal profile] sweats 2017-03-10 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm not a downer enough to not admit that that's a pretty adorable mental image, actually.

ah, altruism. that's definitely the word i'd use for you. how did tchaikovsky even get up in the tree?
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
HA i knew you had a soft spot somewhere deep inside you

thanks for the compliment, glad you recognize this, etc. also idk there was probably a squirrel or something. she just kind of does what she wants at all times.
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[personal profile] sweats 2017-03-10 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
for ANIMALS

[ wtf don't doxx him like this ]

see, winston would never do that

[ still can't help starting the dog vs cat discourse ]
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-03-10 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
mhm sure whatever helps you sleep at night

[not the dog vs cat discourse?? it's on]

that's because winston is too dumb to figure out how, as are all other dogs