tfln

[toastysocks]

groovy

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[robitussin]

1. i definitely have a cat her name is tchaikovsky

2. wow way to completely gloss over my true motivations

[sweats]

of course that's her name. does she sleep in your piano too? i feel like that would be fitting.

oh, the selfless hero thing again? i guess my sarcasm wasn't as overt as it could've been.

[robitussin]

no don't be absurd. how do you expect her to open the piano to get inside with her tiny cat paws? ridiculous

i don't know this """sarcasm""" of which you speak, i am fueled by only altruism and virtue in all areas of my life

[sweats]

i'm not a downer enough to not admit that that's a pretty adorable mental image, actually.

ah, altruism. that's definitely the word i'd use for you. how did tchaikovsky even get up in the tree?

[robitussin]

HA i knew you had a soft spot somewhere deep inside you

thanks for the compliment, glad you recognize this, etc. also idk there was probably a squirrel or something. she just kind of does what she wants at all times.

[sweats]

for ANIMALS

[ wtf don't doxx him like this ]

see, winston would never do that

[ still can't help starting the dog vs cat discourse ]

[robitussin]

mhm sure whatever helps you sleep at night

[not the dog vs cat discourse?? it's on]

that's because winston is too dumb to figure out how, as are all other dogs