I was going to pretend it didn't happen, but at this point, I think perhaps you should file me under "Izunia" on your phone instead of "Ardyn". I don't want to be at the top of your contact list.
[The risk versus the reward is probably worth taking Ardyn on so long as Noctis is there to deal the final blow, but he's not going to let on to that yet.]
You're so practical. That's why I prefer you to the other idiots in the military.
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I was going to pretend it didn't happen, but at this point, I think perhaps you should file me under "Izunia" on your phone instead of "Ardyn". I don't want to be at the top of your contact list.
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Then come up with a new insult that begins with a letter further down the alphabet, my dear.
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I suppose it could be an exercise in creativity.
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Exactly. It'll give you something to do since you're clearly quite desperate.
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I do have tender skin. The razor burn simply isn't worth the trouble.
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[Enjoy THAT mental image.]
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I'm not surprised. I'm sure the action moves about your unkempt hair like a bunch of limbs.
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You're so practical. That's why I prefer you to the other idiots in the military.
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[There needs to be a sarcasm font.]
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[He can just imagine her face...]
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