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[toastysocks]

groovy

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[vengefulness]

How rude. Have I ever smelled unpleasant before? Of course I'm not allergic to soap.

[corinnidae]

You could be hiding it under all those rags.

[vengefulness]

You've discovered my secret. When confronted I simply open my coat and wave the stench about like a Malboro.

[Enjoy THAT mental image.]

[corinnidae]

[Hideous.]

I'm not surprised. I'm sure the action moves about your unkempt hair like a bunch of limbs.

[vengefulness]

You'd best hope you never have to face me in battle.

[corinnidae]

A girl like me is all about Risk vs. Reward. What would possibly be worth subjecting my nose to a horror like that?

[vengefulness]

[The risk versus the reward is probably worth taking Ardyn on so long as Noctis is there to deal the final blow, but he's not going to let on to that yet.]

You're so practical. That's why I prefer you to the other idiots in the military.

[corinnidae]

I'm so flattered. Really.

[There needs to be a sarcasm font.]

[vengefulness]

Don't go falling for me, now.

[He can just imagine her face...]

[corinnidae]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this whole conversation is deleted. Thank you trash bin icon, phone. It's exactly where Ardyn's shit belongs.]