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ONE... TWO... THREE... FIGHT.

THE FIGHT MEME

STEP 1: Post a character, and this just in! No previous cr needed. And oh hey, you want to write in your scenario if blank comments annoy the fuck out of you.
STEP 2: Wait for a reply
STEP 3: Fight!

And if you like the RNG to pick your fight, here's a few options:

ROUND 1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

ROUND 2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

ROUND 3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

ROUND 4: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

ROUND 5: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

ROUND 6: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

ROUND 7: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really don't want to be.

ROUND 8: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

ROUND 9: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

ROUND 10: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.

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You should! Friendships and bonds make the world work, and pave the way for the future!

[Gen is staying neutral, not wanting to give Asakura that much to work with.]

Tch. What do I care about the future? I'm only here for the present.

[He's picking himself up now, looking ticked.]

Now I know that's not true. You can't live for the moment all the time! Tell me you don't look at yourself in the mirror and think about it.

[Don't give him ideas Gen!]

[Giving him ideas? Too late. The way Asakura's laughing at that remark is a bad, baaaaad sign.]

You want to see what happens when I look in the mirror?

[Well, there's a reflective window over there, close enough. Asakura pulls his Advent Deck out of his pocket and holds it up to the window. A silver belt appears around his waist.]

Henshin!

[He slots that deck into the belt and transforms into Ouja. He's rolling his head around, loosening up as he turns back to face Gentarou.]

[He'll be initially confused as to why he's looking away so suddenly...but that'll pass soon enough.]

K-Kamen Rider!

That's right. Kamen Rider Ouja.

[Definitely the sort of Rider Tomoko would have issue with.]

Now, how should I finish you off? You're still vexing me...

[Ouja is slowly walking towards Gentarou, his body language clearly suggesting his overconfidence in the situation.]

B-but...you can't...

[Gen decides that trying to rationalize a fellow Rider trying to kill him should be saved for later, so out comes his driver, clicking solidly onto his waist. Still backing off, he snaps the switches on.]

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Henshin!

[He quickly pulls the side lever, sending steam and jets out as he transforms, hoping he's stopping Asakura's progress for a second.]

Edited 2012-09-02 16:10 (UTC)

[Asakura at first seems nonplussed by whatever toy Gentarou is whipping out and flipping switches on. However, the steam and jets cause him to stop his advance, reflexively bringing an arm up to shield his eyes.]

What the--?

[He can't resist.]

SPAAAAACCEEEEE KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Throwing his arms back down, he'll start the rest of his pose.]

Kamen Rider Fourze.

[He'll give pause.]

Ya see? We don't hafta fight! We're both Kamen Riders! We're allies in justice!

[Sounding even more like Shinji now?]

Allies...in...

[Don't make him laugh...okay, too late.]

What part of Rider War do you and that idiot Kido not understand? We're Riders. We're supposed to fight each other.

[He's drawn a card from his deck now.]

How vexing.

[Quickly, he slots that card into his staff.]

SWORD VENT

[Ouja is now rushing at Fourze with that sword. What do?]

War? What war? And Kido's a Rider?

And Riders protect people! They always have!

Shield On

[Gen blocks with his shuttle-shaped shield. He'll strain against any push that Asakura put against him.]

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[Asakura's pushing pretty hard before he decides to push off the shield and bounce back for a moment.]

You know, the Rider War Kanzaki started? The one for power?

Of course Kido's a Rider. Ryuki. I'm surprised you don't know him, given how ridiculous you both sound...

Kenzaki? Who's that?

[He doesn't recognize that name...but the name 'Ryuki'...]

AHH! Ryuki-sempai!? He's part of a war?

[He didn't SEEM like that during the very brief time he'd met the man. He seemed more the Rider type he's used to.]

He's just the one who gave us these Decks, after all. The one who started this war.

[Behind his helmet, Asakura rolls his eyes at the sudden recognition on Gentarou's part. Of course those two idiots knew each other...]

He keeps trying to stop it. He's just as much of a vexing fool as you are, really.

[With that, Asakura rushes in with his sword once more.]

[Phew. That sounds better. Ryuki-sempai was pretty nice.]

Well...maybe he should. Like OOO-sempai says: Rider should help each other out!

[Better finish that sentence on the fly. Literally.]

Rocket On

[And he's flying towards Asakura. Hopefulyl a good rocket punch'll knock some sense into him.]

RIDER ROCKET PUNCH!

[Before Asakura can once more tell Gentarou he's being stupid, there is a rocket fist heading towards him. The hit connects pretty solidly, sending Ouja flying and crashing into the nearest wall.

But rather than having some sense knocked into him, now he's extra-vexed...and drawing another card.]

ADVENT

[There is now a giant purple cobra of doom rushing out that window at Gentarou.]

WAHHHHH!!! Cobra KITAAAA!!!!

[He cuts his rocket off, dropping to the ground as quick as he can, though he doesn't land far enough away as he gets whacked with its tail. He'll skid with his rear jets, only landing on his but.]

What the heck do snakes hate?

[Which switch...which switch!?]

[Asakura just laughs at Gentarou's sudden confusion. Venosnaker's still trying to attack Gentarou, and Asakura is lazily drawing his Final Vent card. He hasn't yet activated it; he's just enjoying the show for the moment.]

Maybe...this!

Net On

[Gen swings his leg...complete with energy net, trying to snare Venosnaker.]

[The net tangles up Venosnaker pretty well, actually. The snake hisses and thrashes in frustration but can't seem to free itself. That's a problem for Ouja, now isn't it?]

Tch. How vexing.

[He's put the Final Vent card back in his deck, but he's drawn another instead.]

ADVENT

[There's now a pink manta ray flying out from that window to come to Venosnaker's assistance. Asakura himself is using that distraction to give himself an opening to wildly charge Gentarou.]

More of em?!

Gattling
Gattling On

[While trying to keep Venosnaker trapped, he's firing wildly in all directions with the large gun on his opposite leg, not even noticing Asakura at all.]

Edited 2012-09-08 18:12 (UTC)

[Asakura's keeping an eye on that gun as Evildiver swoops in and starts trying to get that net off Venosnaker. It gets hit, sending it flying...

...but that's enough of a distraction for Asakura. He's trying to tackle Gentarou from behind now.]

[Well, say goodbye to that net Venosnaker. Gen gets taken down, face-first, but will fire his retros to get Asakura off his back.]

Oh man...this is gettin' weird. Where're those monsters coming from?

Launcher
Launcher On

And one more....

Fire
Fire On

[Hopefully some better firepower'll help him out of this situation as he opens up on the miror monsters while keeping the Heehack gun trained as much as possible on Asakura.]

[Heavy artillery and sudden fire. Asakura's getting very vexed now indeed. But that weapon does look rather interesting...

He's got another card drawn as he's forced back. Venosnaker has opened up with an acid spray in Gentarou's direction, but Evildiver is being driven back quite well.]

COPY VENT

[If this works, Gentarou is getting a crazy man armed with a flamethrower. If not, Asakura's just getting really vexed and making another wild charge in Gentarou's direction.]

[Dodging is not quite in the cards very well as he gets clipped by that acid. And then there's that sudden fire from behind as he sees his own weapon in his opponent's hand!]

What the!?

[He has to clumsily dodge even more now...so here go with a desperation strike!]

FIRE|LAUNCHER|GATTLING: LIMIT BREAK

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