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ONE... TWO... THREE... FIGHT.

THE FIGHT MEME

STEP 1: Post a character, and this just in! No previous cr needed. And oh hey, you want to write in your scenario if blank comments annoy the fuck out of you.
STEP 2: Wait for a reply
STEP 3: Fight!

And if you like the RNG to pick your fight, here's a few options:

ROUND 1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

ROUND 2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

ROUND 3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

ROUND 4: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

ROUND 5: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

ROUND 6: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

ROUND 7: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really don't want to be.

ROUND 8: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

ROUND 9: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

ROUND 10: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.

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War? What war? And Kido's a Rider?

And Riders protect people! They always have!

Shield On

[Gen blocks with his shuttle-shaped shield. He'll strain against any push that Asakura put against him.]

Edited 2012-09-02 17:16 (UTC)

[Asakura's pushing pretty hard before he decides to push off the shield and bounce back for a moment.]

You know, the Rider War Kanzaki started? The one for power?

Of course Kido's a Rider. Ryuki. I'm surprised you don't know him, given how ridiculous you both sound...

Kenzaki? Who's that?

[He doesn't recognize that name...but the name 'Ryuki'...]

AHH! Ryuki-sempai!? He's part of a war?

[He didn't SEEM like that during the very brief time he'd met the man. He seemed more the Rider type he's used to.]

He's just the one who gave us these Decks, after all. The one who started this war.

[Behind his helmet, Asakura rolls his eyes at the sudden recognition on Gentarou's part. Of course those two idiots knew each other...]

He keeps trying to stop it. He's just as much of a vexing fool as you are, really.

[With that, Asakura rushes in with his sword once more.]

[Phew. That sounds better. Ryuki-sempai was pretty nice.]

Well...maybe he should. Like OOO-sempai says: Rider should help each other out!

[Better finish that sentence on the fly. Literally.]

Rocket On

[And he's flying towards Asakura. Hopefulyl a good rocket punch'll knock some sense into him.]

RIDER ROCKET PUNCH!

[Before Asakura can once more tell Gentarou he's being stupid, there is a rocket fist heading towards him. The hit connects pretty solidly, sending Ouja flying and crashing into the nearest wall.

But rather than having some sense knocked into him, now he's extra-vexed...and drawing another card.]

ADVENT

[There is now a giant purple cobra of doom rushing out that window at Gentarou.]

WAHHHHH!!! Cobra KITAAAA!!!!

[He cuts his rocket off, dropping to the ground as quick as he can, though he doesn't land far enough away as he gets whacked with its tail. He'll skid with his rear jets, only landing on his but.]

What the heck do snakes hate?

[Which switch...which switch!?]

[Asakura just laughs at Gentarou's sudden confusion. Venosnaker's still trying to attack Gentarou, and Asakura is lazily drawing his Final Vent card. He hasn't yet activated it; he's just enjoying the show for the moment.]

Maybe...this!

Net On

[Gen swings his leg...complete with energy net, trying to snare Venosnaker.]

[The net tangles up Venosnaker pretty well, actually. The snake hisses and thrashes in frustration but can't seem to free itself. That's a problem for Ouja, now isn't it?]

Tch. How vexing.

[He's put the Final Vent card back in his deck, but he's drawn another instead.]

ADVENT

[There's now a pink manta ray flying out from that window to come to Venosnaker's assistance. Asakura himself is using that distraction to give himself an opening to wildly charge Gentarou.]

More of em?!

Gattling
Gattling On

[While trying to keep Venosnaker trapped, he's firing wildly in all directions with the large gun on his opposite leg, not even noticing Asakura at all.]

Edited 2012-09-08 18:12 (UTC)

[Asakura's keeping an eye on that gun as Evildiver swoops in and starts trying to get that net off Venosnaker. It gets hit, sending it flying...

...but that's enough of a distraction for Asakura. He's trying to tackle Gentarou from behind now.]

[Well, say goodbye to that net Venosnaker. Gen gets taken down, face-first, but will fire his retros to get Asakura off his back.]

Oh man...this is gettin' weird. Where're those monsters coming from?

Launcher
Launcher On

And one more....

Fire
Fire On

[Hopefully some better firepower'll help him out of this situation as he opens up on the miror monsters while keeping the Heehack gun trained as much as possible on Asakura.]

[Heavy artillery and sudden fire. Asakura's getting very vexed now indeed. But that weapon does look rather interesting...

He's got another card drawn as he's forced back. Venosnaker has opened up with an acid spray in Gentarou's direction, but Evildiver is being driven back quite well.]

COPY VENT

[If this works, Gentarou is getting a crazy man armed with a flamethrower. If not, Asakura's just getting really vexed and making another wild charge in Gentarou's direction.]

[Dodging is not quite in the cards very well as he gets clipped by that acid. And then there's that sudden fire from behind as he sees his own weapon in his opponent's hand!]

What the!?

[He has to clumsily dodge even more now...so here go with a desperation strike!]

FIRE|LAUNCHER|GATTLING: LIMIT BREAK

[Asakura had been too wrapped up in the sudden glee of having a flamethrower of his very own (really, he was already wondering where he could get one of these for keeps) and the satisfaction of watching Gentarou get hit by that acid to realize what was going on there until it was too late.

That Limit Break hits him pretty hard, sending him flying.]

[With that brief reprieve, he deactivates his guns and takes them out completely, replacing it with drill, rocket and one other...]

Pen
Pen On

[He'll quickly use this and Rocket to put a huge wall in the way of the monsters before turning his attentions back to Asakura.]

What the--?!

[Asakura's assuming he's just that punch drunk when he staggers to his feet and sees Gentarou using that Pen Switch. Getting hit on the head can be the only explanation.

Venosnaker and Evildiver are still trying to get at Gentarou, but there's a wall there. Clearly, they need help from another monster that is very good at smashing through walls. Asakura's ready with that card.]

ADVENT

[Metalgelas bursts forth from the nearest reflective surface and starts rhino-charging at that wall. With that done, even though he's still a little wobbly and not fully recovered from that Limit Break, Asakura's charging at Gentarou again.]

[And now a third monster. Gen getting a bit worried now, but he'll still fly towards Asakura, intent on snatching him up and swooping them both towards a hard surface.]

[Asakura's not moving quite as quickly as he might be thanks to the fact that he's still reeling from that Limit Break, and Gentarou will be able to grab him. Asakura will try to repeatedly punch him in the head as best he can up until the point they crash into a wall.

Meanwhile, his Mirror Monsters are trying to get to their master.]

[Those punches didn't have their desired effect, but they did cause Gen to go off-course just enough to crack his own head into the wall. They'll likely both end up a heap on the floor.]

[Asakura's growling a little as he picks himself up out of that heap. He's not done yet, not by a long shot. He manages to pull another card.]

UNITE VENT

[You might want to look behind you, Gentarou. At least you don't have three monsters to worry about anymore, just one. Genocider is just going to bellow and announce its formation to the world before doing anything just yet.]

[Gen'll slowly start pulling himself up the wall, just in time get a glance at that monstrosity of a polymerization. He will notice all three elements of the former monsters in there though.]

W-what did you do to them!?

[Asakura just laughs at Gentarou's obvious discomfiture at Genocider, who is lumbering towards them and looking ready to fight.]

I made them stronger.

[Careful, Gentarou, you've got a horrible fused monster rushing at you suddenly now.]

But...they look like they're in agony.

[Only one thing he can think of...]

Split and insert!

N-S Magnet On

[He'll start firing the heavy cannons at Genocider.]

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