orcsurfing: (special brand of patronising)

[personal profile] orcsurfing 2017-01-19 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Occasionally charming, and yet capable of biting off that hand.
Ornery and very, very confident. You got it in one,
though do not forget that charm is a fine line to thread.

Do you know a charming bar, not only a nice one?
udt: (3)

[personal profile] udt 2017-01-19 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
that was almost poetry, same to you brother.

and you can't give me any crap about confidence when you've got just as much as I do, for good reason. we earned it.

I know dive bars, shady bars, cheap bars, maybe a few nice ones you'd take your girlfriend to, but no charming. why, you got a girlfriend you need to impress? your looks not enough?
orcsurfing: (by the elves)

[personal profile] orcsurfing 2017-01-19 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "Brother" that still both startles him a little and tickles him pink every time. ]

Had I known to strive for true poetry,
there would be no "almost" there, brother of mine!
But I thank you in turn, and know that it is no giving crap,
only stating the facts! Well earned, well deserved, this confidence.

No such thing, only curiosity and my own possible enjoyment of such.


[ #foreveralone ]
udt: (9)

[personal profile] udt 2017-01-19 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the highest honor in brotherhood is well.... brother. we're all brothers now. ]

mom's an english prof, I know prose poetry when I see it. You got some Charles Baudelaire shit going on right there.

Charming bars are boring. You gotta find the dirtiest, grungiest bar out there if you want a good night out.
orcsurfing: (I can make attractive faces)

[personal profile] orcsurfing 2017-01-19 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
A compliment after a compliment,
I should say I hope it never ends.

If your good night out means to look so out of place
that you draw the attention of every intoxicated patron!
Though I will never claim drunken, fumbling attempts at flirting not to be funny.


[ Or the confused faces of the men who, when they hear him speak, realise their mistake. ]
udt: (8)

[personal profile] udt 2017-01-19 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
don't get used to it. last time I started talking all nice, Val sucker punched me.

yeah but it's hilarious. now that we don't have game of thrones or UFC to watch, we gotta get entertainment where we can. Beer, brawl, bad taste, the only things you need in life.


[ even if its at Legolas' expense ]
orcsurfing: (dorwinion it is not)

[personal profile] orcsurfing 2017-01-19 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But it could easily be our little secret, could it not? ;)

I could think of a few more, myself.
Friends or brothers, good food and a nice view.

Or perhaps I ought to ask you to spar with me more often.


[ That is a little neither here nor there, but brawl and spar, those two are not so far apart. ]
udt: (2)

[personal profile] udt 2017-01-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
no can do, but ask me again after a few beers sailor. tune might change, but only if you're buying.

any time and any day, never lost in CQC before, not gonna start happening now.
orcsurfing: (killin' trolls favourite pastime)

[personal profile] orcsurfing 2017-01-19 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Now one question remains,
do promises made under the influence get kept?

There is always that first time!
We can do it when all are done,
to spare you the embarrassment.
udt: (9)

[personal profile] udt 2017-01-19 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
up to the discretion of the guy who promised. I got my standards, but I don't expect everyone to do the same.

nothing stays secret on this base. the more you try to hide it, the faster it gets out. did you know Doc's dating a vegan?

tried to slip that one past us.

hope you're ready to tap out.
orcsurfing: (lets tell ghost stories)

[personal profile] orcsurfing 2017-01-19 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think plenty of them still remain undiscovered.
We do not know of them, exactly because they are secrets!

But no, I did not know. Congratulations are in order,
and a fridge full of venison for those harsh times
of the inevitable diet change.

I am always ready to see you down on the mat. :)