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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[orcsurfing]

A compliment after a compliment,
I should say I hope it never ends.

If your good night out means to look so out of place
that you draw the attention of every intoxicated patron!
Though I will never claim drunken, fumbling attempts at flirting not to be funny.

[ Or the confused faces of the men who, when they hear him speak, realise their mistake. ]

[udt]

don't get used to it. last time I started talking all nice, Val sucker punched me.

yeah but it's hilarious. now that we don't have game of thrones or UFC to watch, we gotta get entertainment where we can. Beer, brawl, bad taste, the only things you need in life.

[ even if its at Legolas' expense ]

[orcsurfing]

But it could easily be our little secret, could it not? ;)

I could think of a few more, myself.
Friends or brothers, good food and a nice view.

Or perhaps I ought to ask you to spar with me more often.

[ That is a little neither here nor there, but brawl and spar, those two are not so far apart. ]

[udt]

no can do, but ask me again after a few beers sailor. tune might change, but only if you're buying.

any time and any day, never lost in CQC before, not gonna start happening now.

[orcsurfing]

Now one question remains,
do promises made under the influence get kept?

There is always that first time!
We can do it when all are done,
to spare you the embarrassment.

[udt]

up to the discretion of the guy who promised. I got my standards, but I don't expect everyone to do the same.

nothing stays secret on this base. the more you try to hide it, the faster it gets out. did you know Doc's dating a vegan?

tried to slip that one past us.

hope you're ready to tap out.

[orcsurfing]

I think plenty of them still remain undiscovered.
We do not know of them, exactly because they are secrets!

But no, I did not know. Congratulations are in order,
and a fridge full of venison for those harsh times
of the inevitable diet change.

I am always ready to see you down on the mat. :)