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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[heroproceeding]

1. You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar.

2. YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!

3. Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?

4. ...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.

5. someone dumped a lot of glitter into my bed last night.

6. Text him!

( ooc: Have my overflow post here 'cause I know these things explode. )

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[notachocobo]

I have no idea what you're talking about.





I blame Yuffie.

[heroproceeding]

but Yuffie was no where NEAR my room last night. I mean she went to use the bathroom but

but I'm pretty sure I had the door locked...

[ ...Not that that would ever stop her. ]

[notachocobo]

You really think a locked door would stop her?

[heroproceeding]

I can DREAM buddy.

but how in the hell am I gonna get all this stuff OFFA here? it's seriously EVERYWHERE.

[ Yuffie is in so much trouble when she comes to visit again... Seriously. ]

GREAT. I just got it all over the floor TOO.

[notachocobo]

[Oh good. Zack hasn't caught his lie yet!]

A broom? Maybe?

Or you could just leave it.

[heroproceeding]

[ YET. JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL HE REALIZES. ]

there's no way I'm leaving this stuff everywhere! I'll be waking up with it in my NOSE!

[ Among other places he's not gonna get into if he doesn't get it all outta his bed... ]

how am I gonna use a broom on CARPET? come on Spike! help me out here!

[notachocobo]

[IF. THAT'S A BIG IF AND YOU KNOW IT.]

I don't know it was just a suggestion!

What do you want me to do? Roll around in it to get it off the floor?





Don't answer that.

[heroproceeding]

[ JUST WAIT UNTIL HE SEES YOUR GUILTY ASS FACE, SPIKE. YOU HAVE NO POKER FACE. ]

well if you're OFFERING.

[ Guess who's answering anyway? If you guessed him, bingo. ]

[notachocobo]

[SHUT UP HE IS NOT THAT BAD.]

No.

No I'm not.

[heroproceeding]

[ HE IS THE WORST. ]

then gimme a better suggestion or I might really take you up on that.

[notachocobo]

I'm not even near the house so sorry can't help.

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[backwatertrooper]

I'll clean it up! Sorry Zack, it was a dare...

everyone wants to make Zack sparkle it seems

[heroproceeding]

[ Whoever dared him is in big trouble, the little shit. ]

yeah? and who dared you to do it?

it's a nice contrast isn't it one confessing the other not

[backwatertrooper]

[Well, nice to know he isn't in trouble then!]

Some guys... um, from both mine and another unit. Sorry, I *really* wasn't gonna do it but

sorry

[He really hates it when someone manages to get under his skin - he knows he's better than that, but they'd managed to hit on some sore spots and... yeah. He wasn't a coward.]

[heroproceeding]

HE HAS DEFRIENDED YOU ON FACEBOOK

I KNOW RIGHT.

[heroproceeding]

[ Nope, just the shitbirds who decided this was a good idea. ]

did they say they'd do something if you didn't do it?

[ Because he can't really see Cloud just... doing something like this for kicks. It's pretty harmless and annoying. But if there was bullying going on behind it... ]

[backwatertrooper]

not really

[The jabs about how he was a weak coward he could take (okay, it'd started to rankle towards the end), but the very pointed comments about the quality of his friendship with the big, bad First Class SOLDIER if he ~couldn't take a joke~ had been what had actually set Cloud off.

Right into doing what they'd wanted him to, because Zack wasn't like that. Well. He hoped. He wouldn't blame him if he wouldn't want anything to do with him after this, honestly.]

I'll make sure to get rid of it as much as possible, don't worry Zack.

[avoiding the question? Him? Nah.]

[heroproceeding]

[ Avoiding the question? COMPLETELY. ]

that's not what I was asking.

Cloud. talk to me buddy. what happened?

[ He can and will get the the heart of things, alright. If someone's being a shit to you, he wants to know. ]

[backwatertrooper]

no one said they'd *do something* if I didn't do it, zack.

[It takes another few minutes after that response before;]

... just that you wouldn't be able to take the prank.

[Which is true but doesn't really explain anything. Not that he's about to repeat what they said. But maybe now is when that hammer he keeps expecting will fall.]

[heroproceeding]

I can take a prank alright. what I don't take is anyone pushing you into doing anything you don't wanna do. and from the sound of it it doesn't really sound like something you wanted to do if you're apologizing to me like this.

[ Come on, Spike. He can figure out that much. This isn't usually your style of things, after all. ]

I don't have to go anywhere for another hour. why don't you come over to my room?

[backwatertrooper]

[... apparently he revealed more than he intended. Or Zack already knows him better than he thought which... well, that's (really) nice but right now that just makes him feel worse. And there's no way he can respond to this and not make it even more clear he didn't do this willingly.]

Zack, I... okay.

[He's and adult! He can do this! Well. Maybe.]

[heroproceeding]

[ The most adult of adults. Or at least he can attempt to be, right? Either way, Zack wasn't really gonna take no for an answer. He waits impatiently inside his room as he gathers the last few things for his mission. It's not a long one at least, but the glitter got him a bit behind on packing. ]

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[23wishes]

it's his fault! he should have been nicer to me!

[heroproceeding]

THAT GUY WAS AS BIG AS ME! You're lucky you knocked him out in one go! What if you'd missed!?

( ooc: We can avoid captcha and continue this at my overflow post if you want! )