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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

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[alittlespecificity]

I'm really offended now that I don't actually remember any of this.

[falsify]

You kept refilling my glass and telling me it's not a real party if everyone isn't drinking. I got the feeling you thought it was rude to finish my drink.

[alittlespecificity]

Rude that I had to keep making sure it got refilled, I guess.

Did you actually drink everything I put in your hand?

[falsify]

I wasn't about to let perfectly good alcohol go to waste.

[alittlespecificity]

Then why aren't you as completely wrecked as I am?

[falsify]

Because I'm English, dear. We have a sacred culture of drinking too much.

[alittlespecificity]

That is not even a little bit fair.

[falsify]

Take it up with your countrymen and their prudish approach to alcohol.

[alittlespecificity]

I'd say last night was anything but prudish. Obviously I'm trying to break the norm, here.

Just wish I could remember more of it.

[falsify]

Well, here's some good news: As far as I'm aware you didn't throw up or otherwise embarrass yourself at all.

[alittlespecificity]

Well that's a relief. I'd rather be an overly generous drunk than a sloppy one.

[falsify]

Like last time, you mean?

[alittlespecificity]

Wait, which last time?

[falsify]

I was thinking of the time you threw up on Cobb's shoes in public, but you're right. I should keep a list.

[alittlespecificity]

And I was thinking we weren't going to talk about that again. Ever.

Also fuck you, I don't need a damn list.

[falsify]

I don't remember signing any contracts.

[It's almost like he's letting it go, but no.]

So do you want that list alphabetised or ranked?

[alittlespecificity]

I don't want a damn list!

[falsify]

Alphabetical it is.

I think they've set a record here for longest actually civil conversation

[alittlespecificity]

I hate you.

it's okay nobody needs to know about it

[falsify]

I know, love.