bakerstreet

Well that's a relief. I'd rather be an overly generous drunk than a sloppy one.

Like last time, you mean?

Wait, which last time?

I was thinking of the time you threw up on Cobb's shoes in public, but you're right. I should keep a list.

And I was thinking we weren't going to talk about that again. Ever.

Also fuck you, I don't need a damn list.

I don't remember signing any contracts.

[It's almost like he's letting it go, but no.]

So do you want that list alphabetised or ranked?

I don't want a damn list!

Alphabetical it is.

I hate you.

I know, love.