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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

egil | original | ota

[norms]

1 » i've been ignoring his texts because last night i put him in my phone as "ignore for at least a day" and i trust my drunk self.
2 » there isn't enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night
3 » i have a knack for carnage and poetic language
4 » or text him!

2

[sirenscarred]

it wasnt that bad, was it?

[norms]

maybe you should ask your boyfriend that

[sirenscarred]

hes not
im sure its a misunderstanding

[norms]

sounds like that's something you should talk about
i'll give you some space ;)

[sirenscarred]

what does that even mean
why are you like this

[norms]

i'm not like anything
you're the one who doesn't want to talk to him

[sirenscarred]

yes you are
i was asking you not ivor

[norms]

because he didn't do anything right?
you should probably think about how wrong that is

2

[koch]

I realize you are moderately traumatized, but try not to use up all the soap. they don't fall out of trees.

[norms]

i don't know why i trusted you in the first place
you said it wasn't going to be that hard

[koch]

I swear to you it isn't that difficult. you just didn't do it right.

I will show you again today. you'll master the technique in no time.

[norms]

i did exactly what you told me to do
i don't know if i want to do it AGAIN

[koch]

would you like me to have sascha show you how?

[ he's just kidding considering sascha is only four but it would be pretty funny ]

[norms]

are you really going to make me do it?

[ He doesn't want to, but at least he likes him enough to respect that. Marginally. ]

[koch]

yes I am
it's a good skill to have

you'll get it in no time

[norms]

you say that now
look what happened the first time

3

[betweenthedevil]

maybe we can make a pirate of you after all

[norms]

i don't want to be like you
thank you but i'll pass

[betweenthedevil]

you're already closer than you think

[norms]

how?

[ Don't test him, Alex. ]

[betweenthedevil]

your attitude for one

[what is he supposed to be afraid of you egil]

add that to carnage and poetry, you fit right in

[norms]

i think you're confusing that with surviving
and maybe i just like nice words

[betweenthedevil]

not a bad thing

[the surviving or the nice words? maybe both]

[norms]

that's not the point
what do you want from me?