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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[made_of_stars]

You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Have I failed in showing that to you? Perhaps I'll have to work harder.

[kingfuckboy]

that's a distinct possibility

everyone seems to forget

[amanofhonor]

I got to spoil your fun?

[sageness]

I was practically brain dead by that point. I would have repeated anything anyone told me to. In a voice, tone and cadence that made me sound like a broken toy.

You know, with you, I'm never certain how much of that is truth, and how much of that is you mucking around with my mind and making me want to do that. Which makes you a fine candidate to be my conscience, now doesn't it?

[Raine, you know not to use sarcasm with this one.]

[oldmamabear]

Being lucky isn't the same as weird.

mission accomplished!

[newrecipe]

Don't think I haven't tried. He even managed to blunder something so simple as stirring a stew.

[It was inedible. Inedible.]

[yourotherleft]

I thought that was your job!!

[you know besides the whole navigating thing]

[ride_emcowboy]

yeah I got my GAMF one anyway

[newrecipe]

An excellent strategy. I'll buy you as much time as you need.

[logicals]

The mother hen in you is certainly outdoing itself tonight.
SH

[alltheway]

By work harder, you mean...

[reuknighted]

Just wanna make sure you don't get too fucked up before I get there. Then again, if Watson's gonna tag along, I can't believe you're gonna do anything harder than a couple flat beers at all. It really must be your birthday.

[newrecipe]

I'm trying my hardest to be polite and look surprised, but I suppose I should have known.

[aheroofjustice]

What's not fair? What do you want me to explain, my doll?

(Whatever way she answered, Sayaka would most likely answer in her own way or style as evidenced by the repeated grinding and bucking of her hips against Alkaid's ass, and the continual blowing and lustful whispers into her ear.)

What I'm gonna do to your body, what we're gonna do together or what kind of happy, sexy, naked fun we'll have together...just you and me?

[daemonized]

Semantics are important in politics, you know. Especially when touting around a Chancellorship. And yet, I do think it would be easier, sometimes, to follow a mercenary's way of thinking. A lance straight through the heart of an adversary. Cutting down on words and time.

[crownless_king]

So you want the Gungan Tongue treatment while I dress up like a Twilek? Wait, so what was the fucking Rancor then!? And do I need to bring my Death Star anal beads?

Okay, fine. But I swear, warm freshly dead tauntaun, not sandy, toothy sarlacc.

[asustame]

huh... You knew now I do feel like... The Reyes you knew and the one I know are two entirely different people.

Maybe not by much though.

[logicals]

What John doesn't know won't hurt him.
SH

[libercrow]

i'll wait here, then

what are you making??

surprise 2/2

[logicals]

And so long as it's not heroin.
SH

[ratkingcole]

okay but what about the part where you pretended to be dead for like a million years

how on earth was that luck

[dreamthing]

Yeah. He is fine!!!

[sexysuccubus]

But you're my broken toy, weren't you? And your voice and tone sounded really cute and sexy that day!

...Probably, but without me you'll drink yourself to sleep, wake up and go right back to drinking on your way out the door. At least with me there, you'll show up with your pants and top on.

[libercrow]

some things, i think :)

[hellion_king]

You're the idiot.