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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[ride_emcowboy]

hell yeah you can, it's time.

[notonmywatch]

Good enough.

As long as it didn't end up in a rocket launcher or under somebody's bed, I don't care what you did with it.

[criticalmass]

Only if I can shoot lasers too.

[ A beat later- ]

That was a joke. Not a big fan of getting clawed up or burned during sex, actually.

[eatmyflames]

What an idiot.

[heavythecrown]

It might not have been whore-ish but pretty sure I regret it in the sober light of day.

[criticalmass]

This would be so much easier if I could just take them out already.

[supravietui]

you never know.
it could be a particularly well-traveled sea monster.

[ if it's any consolation, murphy won't have to wait too long before sorin shows up with a clean set of clothes for him. apology in advance for the amused smile on his face when he finds him butt naked by a stream. ]

[rainbowflavored]

I like hot wings.

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[perfectedfreeze]

that's all? just slap a bandage on it and call it a day

[aheroofjustice]

Ohhh...you want me to, hmm?

(She moans erotically in Alkaid's ear, blowing and breathing huskily repeatedly while still bucking and rolling her hips against her ass a bit more vigorously. As far as Sayaka was concerned, the redhead's response was a huge 'yes' no matter which way she cut it.)

Okay...my sexy doll.

(A trigger word, which Sayaka most likely set up for Alkaid to respond to during one of their numerous, multiple quiet and sexy times together.)

[dreamthing]

That is definitely what this text means.

[toocutetokill]

Luffy kills his own meat. We have to buy booze. So pay the tax or learn to make it!!

[ Either way the result is more beli in her pocket. ]

[reuknighted]

...Okay, that's fair. I hate that it is.

What's that? 8:30? Gotcha. :)

[viewsource]

I'll try

[unrecognizable]

The words sweetly sexy could be applied to them. Is that a term? If not, we just made it one. I've been unconsciously slung over someone's shoulder, which isn't really the same, so the answer would be no. I haven't. Don't worry, it'll just be the two of us, and I'll take care of you.

The things worth it are never easy. Well, almost, considering how smooth things have been as far as you and I. Not that I don't think there will be bumps along the way. I'm in favor of your bias. Razor sharp, huh? I'll have to be on my A game then. You can try to write about me, but now I may set out to distract you at every possible chance.

[crosser]

Oh, don't worry about me. I never go easy. Not even on the savior of National City.

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[itchtokill]

I've been telling you that for years!

[ratkingcole]

ok youve lost me. i dont get it.

why are you so intent on not being weird? just admit that your life is strange

[notonmywatch]

[ Oh, he's already Lshift sprinting down it. ]

Maybe thirty years ago. Now? You're rusty, soldier. I don't call that a challenge.

[crownless_king]

Wait, aren't you the one sticking something down my exhaust port until I give up the rebel homeworld? I'm confused now.

Also, does that mean you've got like...a massage chair setting for your fun holes?

[combatdoc]

Take a cab. You're better off stuck in traffic than falling into it.

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[amanofhonor]

Well somebody had to be the responsible one in this family!

[sexysuccubus]

If you want, I could find the video of you saying you loved having fun with me while you were drooling. Hehe, out to lunch? That's what you refer to our fun times?

Honestly? I just wanted to show you off. You passed yourself around a lot, even begged me to let you go around while promising to come back to me.

[asustame]

wey you've been an outlaw since you were like 17 no??? That's kind of bad ass.... Ugh I can't believe I just said that.

Also no fucking way... I would rather die

[persistentdawn]

Oh for...CHLOE!

This is why I keep a list of things you've stuck in me and done to me, okay? This is why!