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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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Remilia Scarlet (aged up) | Touhou Project

[scarlet_devil]

1. What is all this bottle flipping nonsense? What is lit?

2. SHE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. MANSION!!!

3. With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

4. I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"

5. (text her)

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[perfectedfreeze]

that's all? just slap a bandage on it and call it a day

[scarlet_devil]

It doesn't work like that! And there's no bandage big enough anyway.

[perfectedfreeze]

im a fairy not a thing builder

mud, then! the real fancy kind! and put some sparkly rocks in while your at it

[scarlet_devil]

What. No!

This needs bricks and mortar.

[perfectedfreeze]

cmooon, thats so boring. do the mud and sparkly rocks! do it! sparkle devil mansion! youll be the talk of the town1

[scarlet_devil]

Only peasants use mud, idiot.

[perfectedfreeze]

well i bet all the peasants are thinking "gee, why dont the fancy people use mud, its totally better than boaring old mordter"

"we can add glitter to our mud to make it sparkly"

[scarlet_devil]

Bricks are stronger, more fitting for the home of a noble than mud.

[perfectedfreeze]

wait no i got it, let's compromise: mud bricks

if thats not the most geniusy idea i dont knkw what is

[scarlet_devil]

Ugh, no. I like you better when you're between my legs and unable to keep up this nonsense.

[perfectedfreeze]

whatre you talking about remi, why cant i keep talking when im between your-

oh oh oh OH I GET IT, you mean like between between your legs

is that a challenge