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and since we've no place to go

❄ it's quiet
and the snow's beautiful tonight
snowfall;
stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white.
stage ii; very light and intermittent.
stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods.
stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall.
stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it.
scenarios;
① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on.
② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do?
③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all.
④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!!
⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket.
⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips.
⑦ mix and match, or make up your own.
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[ She won't let up. Maybe she's bored, maybe she wants to talk and fill the silence a storm always brings with it.
Maybe she enjoys how Soldier can always come back at her with his dry wit. Other people get flustered or angry, depending, and it's always interesting to see how people react.
He reminds her of her dad... back home. Someone who doesn't fall prey to her goading and can turn her on her nose. ]
It's blowing this way with the wind.
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Maybe you should lead, then.
[76 will come to a stop, gesturing for her to step the mech in front of him.]
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This is now a game.
And everyone knows how she feels about games. ]
Hmph. Maybe I will, Stinky 76.
[ Stomp, stomp, stomp. Hana leads the pack and it's a position she's not unused to.
Before moving, she turns the top half of her Meka enough to see the soldier behind her. ]
Try and keep up, okay?
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You don't have to tell me to keep up.
[He could sprint circles around her mech if he really wanted, and he falls in step just a few paces behind her.]
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Hana grins in the safety of her pink robot. ]
Oh, yeah?
[ She shouldn't be wasting jet fuel. She shouldn't be playing around. Patrols are serious but if 76 really is like her in painting his robot, this might work.
A burst of green light sends Hana fifty feet ahead in only two seconds. When she lands, she spins midair and then waves with her robot arm at 76 very far behind. ]
Slowpoke 76!
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Probably he isn't able to cover fifty feet in two seconds, but he pushes himself into a sprint anyway, taking advantage of her landing to close the distance between them and then keep running past her.
This is one way to warm up, he guesses.]
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Once she sees him, she bursts out in laughter. ]
D.Va used Blizzard! Super effective!
wtf stop being so cute
Two can play at this game.]
You done screwin' around?
[He says, stooping so that he can scoop snow into his palm and packing it hard between his hands. NO SCREWING AROUND.]
no..... love her....and how embarrassing she is
Negative.
[ It looks like they're just getting started, anyway. A grin spreads across her face as she watches him make a snowball. That's cute. She's protected by a giant mech. Unless he has perfect aim and somehow hits her hands, it won't effect her AT ALL.
And now she has a new special Blizzard move. ]
So, what's that for?
i love their new interaction i thought of this thread
He's going to try anyway, lobbing the snowball right at the Meka--doesn't matter if it's going to splat against the windshield. In fact, he might be hoping she manages to intercept it before then. It might impress him, but only a little.]
i did too omg also merry xmas and happy new year!!! sry ive been busy ;-;
Her shield lowers, disappearing and taking its green light with it.
Then, she plops her mech to sit on the ground causing snow to fly up around her. ]
Reeejected.
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Nice shot.
[76 doesn't bother to pack another snowball, instead shoving hands in his pockets and catching up to her in a few steps.]
You got a targeting system in there?
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The praise is kind of nice. She's used to it from the world at large, but it's a little more rare from him. Behind the green visor, her lips quirk a little and then she shrugs in a nonchalant way. ]
Thanks, I know.
[ Her hands pull away from her controllers and she crosses her arms, sticking her hands under her arms to warm them up again. A large sign of trust from her. ]
Yep! Semi-automated. I still have to make sure projectiles are within the tracking area before I can shoot them out of the air. It's not aim-botting though.
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Maybe I can get a look inside sometime.
[He doubts that's going to fly, but he figures it's a good way to test the waters.]
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Her eyes narrow. Torbjorn had asked the same thing and she had vehemently told him hands off. It's her meka and although she may self-destruct her precious mech only she has the rights to touch it.
But she has an idea. ]
If you take off your visor.
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Guess I don't want to see the inside that badly.
[His voice is still dry as ever, but there's the slightest hint of amusement in his words, this time.]
crawls out of the abyss
Now that they're here, she's not willing to give up just yet. ]
... 'Kay, what would it take to get you to take off your visor?
opens arms to you
[So, she's not getting it off him anytime soon. He imagines she's going to be just as stubborn as he is on this, however, so he starts walking again, as if he can outpace the conversation.]
You're just gonna have to live.
dad ;-;
Her mech stays on the ground for a moment longer, then she boots it up so she's jumping back onto its feet and following after him.
No. She can't live now. ]
A lot of... money?
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It's figurative.
[So, no, he's not interested in money. He's interested in some kind of unquantifiable amount of trust that he doesn't see himself getting with anyone, really.]
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[ Her cheerful voice chimes behind him, distorted by Meka's speaker system. Okay, it's probably not "figurative" either. She's just giving him a hard time. As she tends to do with everyone.
Then again, everyone eventually gives into her cute smiles and batting eyelashes.
Hana has her own reasons why Soldier 76 wears the mask. Most of those reasons she's fairly sure aren't the real reason, but she can't help but let her imagination get away from her. He could be embarrassed of his really old, ugly face. He could need it to see because he's blind.
Although she's pretty sure he's just hiding his identity for some reason. Compared to her, who streams missions and flaunts her idol status, he's like her opposite. ]
What's your story, anyway? You're pretty mysterious. Wearing a mask, keeping secrets...
Super heroes do that too, you know.
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Not exactly on the right side of the law.
[Granted, none of them are on the right side of the law simply by affiliating themselves with a reformed Overwatch, but he's gone out and deliberately caused real property damage. He's not exactly a good person to have around.]
Just don't want to risk anything.
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Plus, she's heard about his exploits from Winston. Overheard, hah. ]
Are any of us on the right side, being a part of Overwatch? Didn't the top dogs perma-ban this group before? You think I'm gonna blab to everyone your true identity? Listen, I may stream my missions and share a lot with my fans but I can keep secrets.
As long as our goal is to make the world better in some way, we're all in this together. Okay?
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It’s more complicated than that.
[Some of them have figured him out—people who were close to him, and of course there’s Ana, but the more people he can keep this from, the better. He shouldn’t be here in the first place, but having his identity revealed will be disastrous. How can they reform Overwatch with the knowledge of how he abandoned them all? Knowing that he’s done things like plant bombs and break into old bases, not caring for the collateral damage he causes?]
Better if you don’t know.
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Plus, you had to be living under a rock if you didn't know about Soldier: 76.
But he's had her back and he's been on these boring patrols with her enough that she trusts him. How the public views Soldier:76 and D.Va might be vastly different but that doesn't stop her. Nothing does. And it doesn't change that they're both here with Overwatch.
After a long pause where Hana says nothing, she powers down her MEKA and climbs out of it. All 5'5" of her in a suit that does nothing to protect her from the cold. Yet she marches over, snowflakes getting caught in her auburn hair until she's standing right in front of the soldier. ]
I'll decide what's best for me, Soldier: 76. [ Give her some respect here. She's seen her share of disaster, too.
She punches his shoulder. Not enough to leave bruises or marks. Not to really cause pain but enough to show frustration, at least. Things she did with her squad. ]
You know, I like you. [ SHE PUNCHED HIM. ] You're weird, and grumpy, and you're really naggy but you're still alright. It's because you care, huh?
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thank u for tolerating my 2000 & late backtags.....
shhhh youre beautiful
no you're more beautiful youre beautimus
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screams..........
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i die and come back to life every 2 weeks
i will wait 4 u
u have been, bless ur sweet soul
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seductively slides into your inbox
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poses sexily
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draw me like one of your french girls
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notice me......
always
oh shit POSES AGAIN
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HAPPY DAD DAY, OVERWATCH DAD
THANKS, I SAY, A DAY LATER
/mercy voice YOU'RE WELCOME
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1/2
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i think this is the longest i've ever tagged anything lmao
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gives u medal
Re: gives u medal
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PLEASE