bakerstreet | The Tinder Meme

The Tinder Meme

So you've swiped right. Maybe it was an accident; maybe you're really jonesing after seeing that picture of them fitting an entire Chipotle burrito in their mouth; or maybe, you're just so goddamned bored that lurking around on a hook-up app just seems like the best way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Whatever the case, you've just matched with someone. Want to feel them out with a chat that turns uncomfortably sexual in the middle of your workday? Or just skip straight to an awkward date where you realize they were using their best friend for their profile picture and you're trying to escape out the bathroom window? The uncomfortable world of internet dating is your oyster.

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thank you

i think so. how does it work for this person. maybe we are similar

you're welcome!

well, she can take the shape of anyone. she has these ... scales [is that the right word?] that ripple and such.

it's really, really cool. perhaps i can find a way to get a video of her doing it.

:O...

this is much cooler than me

when i change i just look like if you drop oil into water. or like jelly shaking. wobbly >:(

ah, but that sounds interesting, too!

watching the different viscosity of oil and water, attempting to mix. how fascinating! :>

( oh no that's sweet )

i suppose so

is your friend the only person you know who can do this

[Well, he certainly tries his best.]

suppose so? i would love to be a shapeshifter!

currently, yes, but i am talking to you. so, here's to hoping that i'll know two people that have this amazing ability!