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The Tinder Meme

The Tinder Meme

So you've swiped right. Maybe it was an accident; maybe you're really jonesing after seeing that picture of them fitting an entire Chipotle burrito in their mouth; or maybe, you're just so goddamned bored that lurking around on a hook-up app just seems like the best way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Whatever the case, you've just matched with someone. Want to feel them out with a chat that turns uncomfortably sexual in the middle of your workday? Or just skip straight to an awkward date where you realize they were using their best friend for their profile picture and you're trying to escape out the bathroom window? The uncomfortable world of internet dating is your oyster.

♦ Comment with your character, including preferences; put in your Tinder profile if you're feeling adventurous.
♦ Tag other people to make their lives attractively uncomfortable.

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REMUS LUPIN (18)

Gryffindor. Partial to tea and reading. Sadly adept at talking people out of trouble, though not entirely opposed to being dragged into it.

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fukcing lmao

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ngl I am still cracking up

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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST AU WE'VE DONE YET i love it

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if by stupidest you mean best then yes lbr what could be better than a tinder date

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i'm still trying to figure out why wizard have tinder i'm gonna have to get back to you on that one

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shhh don't question it AU where wizards use technology and have modern fashion

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aka au where wizards aren't completely backwards and embarrassing, got it

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except these two who are obvs always totally disgustingly embarrassing

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consider: they're gross

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the grossest

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"the no war au" did u mean "time 2 be gross at your brother's friend"

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"I feel like trash just for writing this: the movie"

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feat: gross wizards with nothing better to do

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followed by trash wizards 2: electric bugger in the loo

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followed by trash wizards 3: i am divorcing you for that last one

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I AM HURT I thought we were in this trash heap together

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no see that's the title someone is getting divorced for being a wizard ho i guess

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oic an ho characters causing divorces: the series

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Re: oic an ho characters causing divorces: the series

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NARCISSA BLACK (18)

Pure-blood. Slytherin. Descendant of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Individuals lacking in class and status need not apply. Toujours Pur

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Elliot Alderson (29)

hoodie wearing dickhead on the outside, okay but socially awkward dude on the inside.
and organs on the inside too. as far as i know.

Aric Dominija (2000 or so)

Also known as Tredici or the Reaper. Things are a bit complicated.

Jackson Deveaux (18)

For whiskey and a good time, hit me up.

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so, give me an example of a 'good time' in your opinion.

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REGULUS BLACK (23)

Heir to the House of Black. Ex-Quidditch player and reformed monster. I've a preference for a quiet life but I'm not opposed to those more energetic than myself.

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TEDDY LUPIN (25)

Hufflepuff, adventurous, and energetic! If you need some excitement then I'm your catch. ;)

Why was it raining knuts? Because there was a change in the weather.

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MISHA KOMAROV (??)

i dont always look like this
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i am HERE 👏 FOR 👏 THIS 👏👏👏

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color me intrigued.

what do you usually look like then?

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well you look pretty good right now

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AGENT YORK (35)

Veteran Space Marine looking to rock your world.

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what does a space marine do exactly?

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LEONARD H MCCOY (32)

Grumpy workaholic, freshly single and ready 2 mingle

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Did the Captain create a profile for you as well, Doctor?

oh my lordy

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Callias (36)
Bisexual. Just a single guy who enjoys friends and friends-with-benefits. Muscle-touching is free with the package. :)

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Heather Mason (18)

Too snarky for my own good. I also suck at selfies. Please don't be creepy, I've had enough of that in life.

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ALBUS POTTER (27)

slytherin beater. i play a bit of quidditch, do a bit of community work, and lack a lot of sleep. go big or go home. yes, i know i look like my dad. yes, i know we're quite alike. no, i'm not worried about living up to his legacy. ask something else not about him.

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Guillermo Makara (20)

Full-time baking and pastry student at Le Cordon Bleu Boston, wanna get out and about more, make a friend, maybe get my smooch on.

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HARRY OSBORN (23)

Businessman that likes to paint and cook. Just looking to make a few good friends and maybe get a couple smooches out of it.

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Vice (28)

Ever seen a girl crush a watermelon with her thighs?
Imagine what else that's good for.

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Crushing other things, perhaps?
The current establishment, for instance.

that's not how you spell best

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