The Tinder Meme

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The Tinder Meme

So you've swiped right. Maybe it was an accident; maybe you're really jonesing after seeing that picture of them fitting an entire Chipotle burrito in their mouth; or maybe, you're just so goddamned bored that lurking around on a hook-up app just seems like the best way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Whatever the case, you've just matched with someone. Want to feel them out with a chat that turns uncomfortably sexual in the middle of your workday? Or just skip straight to an awkward date where you realize they were using their best friend for their profile picture and you're trying to escape out the bathroom window? The uncomfortable world of internet dating is your oyster.

♦ Comment with your character, including preferences; put in your Tinder profile if you're feeling adventurous.
♦ Tag other people to make their lives attractively uncomfortable.

Comments

Remus Lupin | Harry Potter | OTA

[siriusno]

REMUS LUPIN (18) Gryffindor. Partial to tea and reading. Sadly adept at talking people out of trouble, though not entirely opposed to being dragged into it.

✓ ✕

YES / MATCH / TICK
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

NO / CROSS
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

Narcissa Black | Harry Potter | OTA

[purelyblack]

NARCISSA BLACK (18) Pure-blood. Slytherin. Descendant of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Individuals lacking in class and status need not apply. Toujours Pur

✓ ✕

YES / MATCH / TICK
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

NO / CROSS
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

Elliot Alderson | MR ROBOT

[viewsource]

Elliot Alderson (29) hoodie wearing dickhead on the outside, okay but socially awkward dude on the inside. and organs on the inside too. as far as i know.

Aric Dominija [Death] | The Arcana Chronicles

[deathstouch]

Aric Dominija (2000 or so) Also known as Tredici or the Reaper. Things are a bit complicated.

Jackson Deveaux | The Arcana Chronicles

[deveaux]

Jackson Deveaux (18) For whiskey and a good time, hit me up.

[rab]

✓

[siriusno]

✓

Flattered, I'm sure. Did I have you at tea or books?

[rab]

It was both, actually. I have always wondered just how you got so good at talking people out of trouble, but I suppose it must have been through necessity.

[siriusno]

Or necessity helped me to hone an inherent skill.

Perhaps there's a bit of Slytherin in me after all.

[rab]

See, that's only made you all the more intriguing.

Now if you're not sure you've some Slytherin in you, I can help you with that if you'd like.

[siriusno]

All the more? As in you found me intriguing already?

Am I right in assuming that's an offer to put a bit of Slytherin in me?

[savedbypudding]

✓

[rab]

Well, I did say you had me at tea and books.

None, a bit, more than a bit, your choice. I've my preference of course but it's an offer, not a demand.

[siriusno]

I have to admit, I'm somewhat surprised you swiped right, all things considered.

At least buy me a drink first. Then afterward perhaps we can discuss exactly how much Slytherin I ought to have in me.

[rab]

Suppose there's quite a lot you don't know about me, but really that just means you should get to know me better.

I'll buy you a drink. But just the one before discussing, I'd far rather have such conversations when I know I'll remember the whole thing.

Others can come after.

Regulus Black → Harry Potter (AU)

[infurious]

REGULUS BLACK (23) Heir to the House of Black. Ex-Quidditch player and reformed monster. I've a preference for a quiet life but I'm not opposed to those more energetic than myself.

✓       ✕

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>
NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[siriusno]

I'd like that.

And trust me when I say I'll make very certain you remember the whole thing.

Every inch of it.

[rab]

So would I.

That seems quite a lot past buying drinks, don't you think? Not that I'm opposed.

Dare I ask how you intend to do that?

[siriusno]

Well, we were discussing the possibility of having a bit of Slytherin in me, were we not? I simply thought you might also have a bit of Gryffindor in you.

With your permission, of course.

[rab]

Well, when you put it that way. I hadn't thought of the possibility until tonight, if I'm honest.

While I'm practicing honesty: more than a bit would be just fine by me, as it happens.

[siriusno]

Then perhaps we can discuss that possibility over a drink as well.

teddy lupin. harry potter.

[adnascentia]

TEDDY LUPIN (25) Hufflepuff, adventurous, and energetic! If you need some excitement then I'm your catch. ;) Why was it raining knuts? Because there was a change in the weather.

✓       ✕

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>
NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[rab]

And when, pray tell, would you be free for said drink?

[siriusno]

Just say when. I'll make the time.

[rab]

Tomorrow night.