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gameofsocks ([personal profile] gameofsocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-09-15 09:50 am

happily taken;

the fake married meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you're pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?



( taken from here )
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-03 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[the noise that came from Jensen's throat was not the most dignified noise he's ever made when she slapped his ass, but he managed to keep it together until after they cleared the blue poodle. Fucking hell.]

Well, I meant in a situation where the jitter would be a good thing. And mmm. Lasers. I like lasers. Also. Sugar buns? Are you telling me you're feeling a bit peckish? Because if so, the pizza joint's just up the block a bit.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-03 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. I'm starving. You think they'll have any brownies? I love those little brownies.

[Parker could, when she wanted to, play the fawning, doting woman not to shabbily. That didn't stop her from noticing every person they passed, every car, every label of every security system on every window while they did. Mind like a steel vise, this one.]

Big fan of lasers, huh? Lemme guess, you like Space Wars too.

[Yes, she knew it was Star Wars, but like Hardison, she liked to jerk guys' legs about this. Certain types of nerdites were very sensitive about their space movies. He seemed the type.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh she was trying to start something, wasn't she?]

I'll make sure to get you a big plate of those brownies.

[he shrugged, and said mildly]

You mean Nebula Quest? I like my lasers on dinosaurs. Those are cool
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Was she?

...

Possibly. But when he quipped back, she made a mental note that this one was sharp. And maybe a little funny.]


Galactic Journeys. Don't distract me from brownies with laser-wielding dinosaurs. That's unfair. I thought lasers went with the sharks.
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sharks totally count as dinosaurs. Well them and birds. If they ever strap lasers to the emus and cassowaries in Australia, it's going to be mayhem.

[he's impressed by you, Parker.] And hey, the more I distract you from brownies, the more I can eat. Mmm. Chocolate. [the way he says it might make anyone overhearing them blush and scoot away from the man practically lusting over food.]
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[She gives him a gasp of shock, then reaches over to punch-- solid muscle.]

Pretend that hurt. You want the brownies? You're going to have to figure out where I hide them.

I'm a very good hider.

[And with the pizza joint up ahead of them, she was slipping out from under his arm to power walk more quickly over to it. If she had anything to say about it, both pizzas and all the brownies would be hers.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[there's only a bit of him that isn't muscled, okay. and hey! come back here! He takes a few steps to catch up to his errant 'wife'. Side benny of long legs.]

Oh! So it's hide and seek, eh? I love hide and seek. [he wants to know where she would put two pizzas and a plate of brownies. She's small compared to him.]
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
It will be when we get home, Darling.

[She turned to flutter her lashes at him over her shoulder before darting into the door, opened by a customer leaving who gave her a look of surprise.]

Sorry. I'm starving. We worked up quite an appetite with all that moving in sex. Excuse me.

[She slipped past the stunned woman, then skipped over to the counter to start placing their order.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[that got a blush and an apology from Jake to the departing customer. Oi. She's overselling this. He moved up and slid a card next to Parker. Completely legit card courtesy of that little bit of cash he liberated from Max a while back, and well hidden from anyone snooping.]

You left your wallet at home, dear. Use my card. [he smiled at the clerk with a shrug. What can you do with a hungry wife? and rested a hand on the small of Parker's back.] No filter when she's hungry.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[The clerk gave them both a look, one that spoke of having heard worse in his day, but took the card and rang it through, Parker already having barked off the order.]

That's me, the forgetful little wife. I'd forget my panties if they weren't already on.

[She bumped Jensen with her hip, then moved to go sit at one of the tables, sliding into the small booth and smiling over at him, patting the table.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, she's already not wearing a bra, so. Jensen picked up the card and slipped it back in his wallet, then back in his pocket before following his wife to the booth. And now he is really distracted by Parker without panties. Jesus.

He slid in across from her and leaned over the table, speaking in a low voice.]


Overselling. Dial it back a notch. We gotta blend and now we're the sex crazed couple who buys a lot of pizza.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I thought newlyweds were like that. All gropey gropey sex-crazed. They are on TV, anyway. But, if you want to talk business, which house do you think our target's in. I already know, but I'm curious if you picked up on it.

[She braced her arms on the table, half leaning on them as she made sure they were close enough no one could overhear.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
They tend to not be seen in public if they're newlyweds. Usually wearing each other out in bed. [he sighs.] Across the street. Unless it's a trick question like the cereals.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you think it's that one?

[Habit, really. She was used to going over the whys and the hows with her little gang, and having someone to hash over the logistics was... fun. Besides, he scrunched his nose when he looked at her with that unsure look in a way that she didn't exactly mind.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Could be grandma next door, but she doesn't even have Internet. Zero digital signals from her house. Besides her cable box. Probably from her soaps. On the other side they have kids. School age but not too old. Prime talkers at that point. They'll see everything. They might run something else but it isn't what we're looking for. Probably some sex site the way the woman of the house looked at me. Directly across from us? Dude's sketch as hell. Blacked out windows on his SUV, guy about as big as me walking in front of the windows, and my little toy is pinging so hard on all the signals flowing into that house. Unless he's got both houses on his side locked down for his own use.

[he takes a deep breath and blinks, those long eyelashes brushing the lens of his glasses.]
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, hubby's got some skills. Not bad. And here I was going off their security system. Everything in this neighborhood is low to mid range, but that place... couple zero's higher than this area's pay grade. That alone says it's at least worth a look at. Just in case they have anything... fun.

[Parker looked entirely too happy, and maybe a little something else, at the idea of breaking in just to look around.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
I pay attention to a lot. [he smiles at the compliment] Though next door might need a bit of looking over too. I'm all for making a buck, but not that sleazy. So the wife is getting curious. When you wanna pay them a visit? I just gotta get some bugs together first.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Is tonight too early? This neighborhood sort of creeps me out, so the sooner we can do the job and get out, the better.

[Parker and 'normal' had never really meshed well.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
It'll take me about an hour or two to do the bugs, but yeah we can do it tonight. Get some intel. And yeah, have to agree, this neighborhood seems off somehow. [he pauses and straightens up as the server brings them their order and drinks, making sure to smile at her then turns back to Parker.]

What, don't want to spend time with me? [he pouts before digging into his pizza] I'm having fun.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't the kind of time I like to have with someone fun. Fun involves rappelling down an elevator shaft or free-scaling a building. You want fun, I can give you fun. Watching creepy 'normal' people pretend they're not all completely crazy isn't fun.

[She picked up her own slice of pizza, grabbing a second one to flop upside down on top of it to make a pizza-sandwich. Then she took a huge bite. Cheek bulging, she continued.]

'sides, you'd be too loud and then the cops'd come. Ruin the whole thing.
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I meant seeing the world from your eyes is fun. [he shrugged, and sipped at his Coke, making a face.] I like the ones with real sugar.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
[She chewed quietly for a moment, watching him as if she expected the punchline to some joke. It didn't seem to be coming.]

Really? You're not counting down the seconds to get away from the crazy lady?

[Huh. That was new. New was... well, she didn't mind new.]
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not entirely sane myself. So no, not in a rush to get away from you. [Jake shrugged] Maybe in a rush to get away from the neighborhood.
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[personal profile] vented 2016-10-07 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

[She took another bite, chewing thoughtfully, washing her mouthful down with her own drink before she spoke.]

Good. I like you. You're cute.
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[personal profile] letsgogirls 2016-10-07 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[his eyes crinkle as he grins at her] Glad my wife thinks so. So. What else is fun for you?

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