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What did you do?

[Oh yeah, totally selling it.]

[Deep breath...Just like pulling a band-aid off, Sora..You just got to do it sometimes.

Um...okay, so you know that mog replication machine and how you said that under no circumstances should we touch it. At all. Especially when no one was around to watch it?

YuffieandIwerejuststandingaroundandIdon'tknowhowithappenedbutStitchgotstuckinthereandthelevergotjammedandnowthere'slikeahundredofhimandthey'retotallycrawlingallovertownandwecan'tcatchthemallanditsnotfunnybutYuffiekeepslaughingandcan'tstandupandIdon'tknowwhattodo!!!!!

....They also ate a gummy ship.

[Did you get all of that, Cloud? Can you feel the panic through the text message? Worse than a thousand Heartless, it's a town full of Experiment 626s.]

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... ... ... What. The. Fuck.

That is a wall of text Sora not an explanation.]

[You guys.

Cloned.

Stitch.

Lord have mercy on all of their souls.]

If you and Yuffie were just standing there we wouldn't be in this mess.

[BRB, gotta go find a very large cage and the world's biggest supply of candy to lure them in with.]

[Oh sure! Pick out the little details like that, why don't ya?]

Okay. Maybe Yuffie said something like "wonder what it does" and maybe I said "I don't know. Maybe Stitch does?"

But we definitely didn't do anything else and all!!! It just HAPPENED!

[Someone has to pay attention to the details.]

And then maybe one of you pressed a button and now there's accidentally hundred's of Stitches, right?

...Maybe?

I'm super super sorry, Cloud! I really tried to keep them all inside but they started climbing all over the ceiling and up out of the skylight.

Yuf kewj sa pijt

It's the FUNNIEST thing I've seen all year, Spikey Head! Oh man! You should have been here!!

[Reminder to Self: Get better friends.]

Glad you find me cleaning up your messes so amusing.

[Also hiding all of his materia.]

Oh, c'mon, Cloud! Where'd you put your sense of humour this week, huh?

Besides, it's not like Leon won't help you. Or Short Stuff here for that matter!

Oops! Someone's looking a little angry now. Probably shouldn't have sat on him, huh? :P

Get off of him, Yuffie.

It doesn't matter if Leon will help me. You guys need to learn to be more careful.

Aw! But he's so squishy and comfor

[Oh kids. Aren't they just precious?]

Shouldn't you be focused on catching all of those Stitches?

[Again, that is definitely not the word he would currently use for it.]

Sorry! Sorry Cloud! Yes! We'll do our--I'll do my best! Yuffie's..um...a little tired up at the moment. But she's going to do her best to not do anything else today!

[You know, he's pretty sure he should be discouraging you from doing things likes sitting on each other and typing each other up, but given the circumstances, it might actually be the best idea.]

If you say so, kid.

[Just imagine what could get done if the two of them could put all that energy to constructive use too]

I'll see if I can find the real Stitch in the herd and get him to help lead them to the edge of town! Or..should I try to get them back inside the shop here?

[Everyone else might actually be able to take a vacation. What a novel concept.]

You find the real Stitch. I'll start gathering them into one place. We'll decide what to do with them afterward.

[Some of them may even be able to retire! Not that anyone would want to though.]

I'm going to need a lot of ice cream...And a super hero cape...

[What kind of half-cooked plan needed a cape and ice cream to find a six-limbed science experiment turned loose was probably everyone else was better off NOT knowing the details of.]

I know this is a long shot but...Can I borrow your bike too?

TFLN

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2/2 Some ninja stole a phone.

Yuffie please

He loves it. XD

That is definitely not the word for it :)

Shhhh...details, details.

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Annnd back to the rightful owner!

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