porkbuns: (D:)

[personal profile] porkbuns 2016-06-26 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on how much time you have and how soon I have to actually arrest you.
savethehallmark: (Route 666)

[personal profile] savethehallmark 2016-06-26 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait why the hell am I gettin arrested?
porkbuns: (D:)

[personal profile] porkbuns 2016-06-27 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
You were going ninety in a forty five zone. Illegal
U turn, dangers lane changing, on top of that you didn't buy me a drink.
Sounds like punishable offenses to me.
savethehallmark: (Crossroad Blues)

[personal profile] savethehallmark 2016-06-27 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes it sound like yhave to catch me.
Believe me I've got enough driving violations over the years and the police never keep me still for long.
porkbuns: (Motorcycle)

[personal profile] porkbuns 2016-06-27 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not your normal cop. Street racing is in my blood.
savethehallmark: (Asylum)

[personal profile] savethehallmark 2016-06-28 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
what about street racing over several states?
because I'm long gone.
porkbuns: (:O)

[personal profile] porkbuns 2016-06-28 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Would have saved gas and time if you'd just slept with the officer.
savethehallmark: (Faith)

[personal profile] savethehallmark 2016-06-28 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah well I don't always take the easy option.
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[personal profile] jumpshot 2016-06-29 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's a shame. One of the few joys of being a traffic cop for the rest of my life, completely ruined.
savethehallmark: (On the Head of a Pin)

[personal profile] savethehallmark 2016-06-30 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got a habit of ruining lives, looks like you're just my most recent victim.
porkbuns: (D:)

[personal profile] porkbuns 2016-07-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have to try a lot harder to ruin this life, sunshine
savethehallmark: (Faith)

[personal profile] savethehallmark 2016-07-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm not exactly putting it up on my list of priorities.