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[allaboutmeme]

 

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Comments

[neuroscienced]

I could make an exception.

[ethicalproblems]

See. And that's why you're the best. Noises and I aren't...really on speaking terms yet.

[neuroscienced]

...oh dear. What did you do?

[ethicalproblems]

Nothing!

...Nothing today. This is residual misery from last night.

[neuroscienced]

What's wrong and what do I need to do to help.

[ethicalproblems]

Unless you can teleport painkillers to the office, this is good. It's a distraction from the less fun consequences of drunk me.

[neuroscienced]

I'll indulge you as long as you promise you learned your lesson.

[ethicalproblems]

Don't worry, it's learned. Completely. No amount of impulse candy is worth this.

[ He will forget this promise sooner or later. But...it's the thought that counts, right? ]

[neuroscienced]

Are you sure?

[ethicalproblems]

...Yes?

[neuroscienced]

I just don't want this to happen when you don't have me to help metaphorically clean up.

[ethicalproblems]

[ Aww ]

So, what you're really saying is that I should promise to not do it again unless you're here.

[neuroscienced]

Ideally, you wouldn't do it at all, but.