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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[beautyshonour]

That's actually better than what I was doing, which is calling your dog a pizza thief.

[whatsrequired]

Max is a good dog. Only pizza he's stealing would be outta my hand to mess with me.

[beautyshonour]

I don't know, I think he might cause a little trouble if he thought it would make you happy.

[whatsrequired]

Only if he knew he could get away with it. He's good at spotting suckers for puppy dog eyes.

[beautyshonour]

So people like you, then?

[ so people like beauty, but shush. ]

Do you need anything besides half a calzone?

[whatsrequired]

Some napkins for it would be great.

[Because the closest thing he has right now is toilet paper and that's just not going to work.]

[beautyshonour]

Only napkins? I suppose I could do that. Maybe some coffee and aspirin to help with the hangover?

[whatsrequired]

Hey. Don't insult me thinking I don't have coffee.

Aspirin would be ok though.

[beautyshonour]

Wouldn't dream of it. I'll be by with your napkins and aspirin and abolutely nothing else that might make someone think you can't handle a hangover on your own.