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[mylawn]

I'm wearing gloves.

[cadeuces]

Are you?

[ It hadn't looked like it, but it is dark and she's a bit tipsy herself. They may have been pre-gaming before the actual outing. ]

[mylawn]

Usually am.

[PLS DO NOT WORRY everything is fine.]

[cadeuces]

[ Wow guess what she just found stuffed in her purse.




It's totally his gloves. ]

Mhmm. How about now?

[ They're in her hand as they speak. Text. Read. Whatever. Must've been left at base and someone just shoved them in her bag knowing they'd find their way back eventually. ]

[mylawn]

[Um??? Maybe he has more than one pair of gloves????]

Still fine, Doc. Made it to the roof, if you must know.

[cadeuces]

And what are you doing on a roof, exactly?

[mylawn]

Having a nice talk with Shimada.

[cadeuces]

A friendly one, I hope.

[ oH NO DOES HE KNOW WHO SNITCHED ON HIM ]

[mylawn]

Friendly enough.

[cadeuces]

Why did it have to be on a roof?

[mylawn]

I don't know. Ask him.

[cadeuces]

Ask who?

[mylawn]

Genji. He's the one who sits up there all the goddamn time.

[cadeuces]

[ Jack is having a "friendly" conversation. With Genji. While drunk.





Yeah, she's not buying that. ]

I don't need to warn you what will happen if anything results in repairs.

[ You know what she REALLY doesn't want to do while fending off a hangover? Repair the robot son and dad. Please, speak responsibly. ]

[mylawn]

Wouldn't dream of ruining your handiwork.

[cadeuces]

He is a person.

[ DON'T CALL HIM HER HANDIWORK THAT'S SO RUDE... YOU COUNTRY BUMPKIN. ]

And your teammate. Respect will flow both ways. Please be careful getting down. You're also my "handiwork", I'll have you know.

[mylawn]

I didn't say he wasn't.

[DO NOT CALL HIM A COUNTRY BUMPKIN]

Are you lecturing me, Doc?

[cadeuces]

And if I am, what would you do about it?

[ YOU'RE LITERALLY FROM RURAL INDIANA. Also oops she's flirting. She may have been indulging in a few more drinks while he's been climbing walls and chasing robot ninja sons. ]

[mylawn]

[Not all of us can be European, Angela!!!!]

I'd have to get off the roof to do something about it.

[And it was a lot of work to get up here.]

[cadeuces]

So you would do nothing, then.

[ Does she... does she sound disappointed? Sad? Over a text? Maybe this will help: ]

:'(

[ Hey hey even Europeans can be backwaters hicks, but that isn't where they're going with this. ]

[mylawn]

[NOW YOU'RE CALLING HIM A BACKWATER HICK]

Didn't say that. Just sort of implied I'm not getting off the roof.

[cadeuces]

[ NO!!!! IT WAS JUST STATING FACTS!!! ]

It's a shame the Valkyrie Suit is locked up, or I may have had to join you. Are the stars out?

[ why do stairs just not exist in this continuity ]

[mylawn]

[oh my god you do you think he's a backwater hick]

Sure. Take the stairs.

[stairs exist. I made them exist.]

[cadeuces]

[ look at what you've done it wasn't a thing until now!!! also ughhhhhhghghghghgh stairs what if she wanted to do the whole anything you can do I can do better thing and just zip up!! ]

Would I be interrupting?

[ Bonding time is precious, after all! ]

[mylawn]

[they were totally a thing! Genji suggested them and 76 was like 'nah']

You can come up if you promise not to bring a lecture.