matreshka: (ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜɪᴅᴇ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴍɪʟᴇ)

[personal profile] matreshka 2016-06-25 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
She was probably just in a hurry. You senior types do go to bed early, and all.

We can consider this your first lesson. With positive incentives for mastery. :)
oldfashionedhero: (byfamira_205 (4))

[personal profile] oldfashionedhero 2016-06-25 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
She's giving me the evil eye.

I like the sound of that. Go on.
matreshka: (ɪ'ʟʟ ғɪɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ʙʀᴀᴠᴀᴅᴏ)

[personal profile] matreshka 2016-06-25 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Stare back. Now smile like you do when the Dodgers beat the Mets.

We'll start with the stuff that won't scandalize anymore grandmothers. Master discretion with that and you can have something more risque.
oldfashionedhero: (34)

[personal profile] oldfashionedhero 2016-06-25 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I know you're trying to get me in trouble.
matreshka: (ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇsɪsᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴍɪʟᴇ)

[personal profile] matreshka 2016-06-25 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Would I do that?

[ Yes. ]

But I bet she'd stop evil-eying you.