uxo: I'd prefer you not join them. (All things being equal)

[personal profile] uxo 2016-06-25 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
when i google "do you squeeze presents?" the top result is a link to the wikipedia page for "snoop dogg presents the big squeeze". maybe i really am the only one.
parachronism: (dicraeosaurus)

[personal profile] parachronism 2016-06-25 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[isn't the internet wonderful??]

Looks like my bread will be fine, then. It wasn't a stupid idea.
uxo: try to right the world's wrongs and you'll almost certainly end up adding to them. (Fragmenting like artillery shells.)

[personal profile] uxo 2016-06-25 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[and terrible. now he's listening to snoop dogg.]

why are you gifting bread, anyway?
not that it's a bad gift
everybody loves carbs
parachronism: (velociraptor)

[personal profile] parachronism 2016-06-25 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it'd be more useful than flowers. Lasts about as long, and you can eat it.
uxo: what if my attacks are entirely unrelated? (My point being)

[personal profile] uxo 2016-06-25 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
is this for a date
parachronism: (kentrosaurus)

[personal profile] parachronism 2016-06-25 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not.

[it totally is

a whole new century later and he still doesn't have one ounce of a clue about how to do any of this]
uxo: try to right the world's wrongs and you'll almost certainly end up adding to them. (Default)

[personal profile] uxo 2016-06-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
steve
what kind of bread is it
parachronism: (bactrosaurus)

[personal profile] parachronism 2016-06-25 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[why are you steve-ing him :c]

A baguette. It wasn't the cheapest.