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[personal profile] mishandles 2016-06-25 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
You seem like the type to either be possessive over your underwear or hopeful someone's going to fuck you and call you if you leave them behind.

[ is jessica joking? we just don't know. she doesn't emoji. ]

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nooo comment.

[It's just so hard to tell. To be insulted or not?]

You're awfully judgmental for someone with a random naked guy in your bed.
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[personal profile] mishandles 2016-06-25 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ if you're insulted it means a kitten lives. ]

You're acting like I don't already judge myself.
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[personal profile] mishandles 2016-06-25 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ incoming: another message. does foggy's heart leap in his chest and does he fear for his life, or does he actually enjoy texting jessica? the question of the ages. ]

Question.

[ another riddle for the ages: since when does jessica ask in the jessica jones way if she has permission to ask a possibly very insensitive and personal question? ]

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-25 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Sorry. That was a bit insensitive.

[Sometimes Jessica is kind of terrifying, but he likes her too. It's a strange balance.]

Yeah?

[Who knows what's to come? But he's ready to answer. Possibly.]
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[personal profile] mishandles 2016-06-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ one thing she likes about foggy: he may apologise for the harsh things he says, but he says them. that's some tough stuff right there. ]

Is there enough space on your underwear band for your entire name and phone number? Or do you just go with "Foggy call me"?

[ did you really expect anything less? ]

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn it, Jess.]

I don't DO that! I wouldn't.

[And besides that he doesn't tend to end up in many one-night stands.]
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[personal profile] mishandles 2016-06-25 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ unsurprisingly, foggy's not a jerk. but jessica likes to tease him in her very abrasive way. ]

Have you thought about it?

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-25 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
No. That'd be messed up.

[He's going to give her somewhat of a pass since, sounds like a weird night for her.]
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[personal profile] mishandles 2016-06-25 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ it takes her a few moments to even reply back to foggy. and when she does, it's with her secret shame. ]

I just slept with a random stranger who writes his fucking name in his Batman underwear. Does that make me batty?

[ ha. ]

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-25 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[...damn it]

Yikes. Want me to come over and get him out of there, then maybe grab some coffee together?