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damon salvatore | the vampire diaries | ota; m/m shipping

[predatoryspecies]

A) This place is dumb. No-one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism right now.

B) I cannot say for certain that I didn't blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point...

C) Do you have anything to do with the knife sticking out of my ribcage... or the burning pain in my ass?

D) Text him!

b

[breakouts]

I can definitely say for certain that I don't want to hear about your bar bathroom sex.

( :| )

[predatoryspecies]

Sorry princess. Won't happen again.
You'd almost think I was trying to make you jealous.

[breakouts]

You don't have to try very hard, honestly.

( Doesn't even consider that a sincere apology, btw. )

[predatoryspecies]

But its the trying that counts.

[breakouts]

bam

C

[angelus]

Both, actually.

[predatoryspecies]

wait, really?
Enterprising, brother, even for you.

[angelus]

Don't act like you didn't have it coming.

[predatoryspecies]

I can't even remember what I got... how am I supposed to know I had it coming?

[Stefan ur a forgettable lay sorry bout it.]

[angelus]

[Is that why ya ass is still sore even with that instantaneous healing, bro?]

I'm sure you can use your imagination.

[predatoryspecies]

[Probably gave him a Vervain enema when he was done because he's that kinda dude.]

Well I could... but that would be giving you way more credit than you're due.

[angelus]

[Damon deserves worse tbh, but Stefan is saving the vervain enema for when he really crosses the line.]

So you say now. Last night you were singing a different tune.

[predatoryspecies]

bippity boppity boop.