underachievement: (fuck off shit wolf)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-24 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Alone.
Congrats on making it this long

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-24 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Your words are like a punch right to the heart. I'm doing my best!
underachievement: what'd he do, bland himself to death? (simpson huh?)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-24 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lmao wow foggy. if you only know how sick that comeback just was you'd be sad ]

You're doing yourself
A spade is a spade anywhere, especially on the bathroom floor

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-24 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Jess, that's totally unintentionally awful!]

Well, I do have great hands. So there's that.
underachievement: and i'm gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case (say one more hipster thing)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-24 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Old school
How's your sext game? Or did random girl give you a pity chat

[personal profile] partnerinlaw 2016-06-24 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you asking for a demonstration? Because I seriously don't want to overplay my hand here, lovely and well-crafted as it is.