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[xxxdiexxx]

you might be able to boss the rest of the babies around, jack.

but not me.










[accidentally just called himself a baby]

[flank]

[.......................did you just]

I'm sure there's a way to keep a baby like you in line.

[xxxdiexxx]

[shit



ignore it]

like to see you try.

and fail. it'll be amusing.

[flank]

Sick of seeing yourself fail, finally?

[xxxdiexxx]

good one. got anymore up your sleeves? you're all talk.

[flank]

Not everyone can be all smoke like you are.

[xxxdiexxx]

smoke... and hellfire.

[flank]

[oh my god]

Alright, Megadeath, it's your past your bedtime.

[xxxdiexxx]

firstly.

it's megadeth.

secondly.

i'll be the one putting you to sleep.

[flank]

Only if you bring alcohol and your sparkling personality.

[xxxdiexxx]

[fucking BRISTLING]

i meant. permanently.

[look out he bolded the text it's serious now]

[flank]

[whOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

Okay. So bring alcohol and your sparkling personality.

[:^)]

[xxxdiexxx]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGH]

shut the goddamn hell up boy scout.

[flank]

Out of steam already?

[xxxdiexxx]

i'm never out of steam.

i can give you a demonstration.

[he's talking about his smoke but shit boi this sounds pretty gay don't it]

[flank]

You gonna keep your pants on?

[JUST MAKES IT GAYER W/O MEANING TO]

[xxxdiexxx]

i don't need them to do what i'm gonna do to you.

[assists??????]

[flank]

Oh yeah? And what's that?

[is this sexting between 50 y/os]

[xxxdiexxx]

i am going to make it slow. torturous. incredibly painful. you'll be begging me to stop.

[the most gruff, angry, old, incredibly serious nonsexual accidental sexting]

[flank]

You think I'd beg for you? I'd really love to see you try.

[no one cares about your kinks 76]

[xxxdiexxx]

oh. you will.

down on your knees. humiliated. whatever name you tried to make for yourself... ruined.

[christ]

[flank]

Is that all you can think about? Me on my knees? And here I thought you wanted nothing more than to put me face down.

[...............................he means dead HE MEANS DEAD]

[xxxdiexxx]

so you have a preference.

i'll be sure to disregard it as i'm wrecking you from head to toe.

[VISCERALLY!!!!!]

[flank]

Well, asshole, I'm extending an open invitation. You can try to walk your talk, but I bet it'll be just more smoke up my ass.

[ayyy]

[xxxdiexxx]

coming right up. when you least expect it.