Tomorrow we'll find out if he takes the bait and responds to the online dating message sent by the second wife. I'll have tea on.
[ And tea always meant baked goods to go with them, fresh out of the oven. It's her weekly ritual if they aren't on mission; even then, once back at the base, she'd have it recorded to watch. Can't you smell the apfelküchlein?? ]
[ And tea always meant baked goods to go with them, fresh out of the oven. It's her weekly ritual if they aren't on mission; even then, once back at the base, she'd have it recorded to watch. Can't you smell the apfelküchlein?? ]
1. All dead. 2. If only. 3. Sweetheart, the punk and I have been getting into trouble for decades. What makes you think you can wrangle us?
I'm not sure which ones count as special... but there were these little tiny cubes of sweet... creamy things... and a brown sauce that was nice. and a more golden one. and lots of strange tiny things in many different colours... and silver balls somehow made of sugar??? [Lexa may have gotten ice cream on her nose at one point, and rainbow sprinkles caught on the edge of her make-up.
It all tasted good. Maybe ten times richer than she was used too. But good.]
It all tasted good. Maybe ten times richer than she was used too. But good.]
I generally like to limit myself to 2 but you're the expert.
He's nervous too. Who wouldn't be? This was the strangest introduction into a romantic endeavor he'd ever had. It was kind of scary but he's eager to see where it goes. Rey and Finn are easily his two favorite people, he barely knows them compared to his comrades but he just...knows. They're his.
"Why thank you, I will." he lets BB-8 roll in first then steps in. The droid explores while he sets the drinks and food down.
"So, Rey." he's grinning like a fool, he wants to hug her or otherwise expel the nervous energy he had. Strange, he could take down TIE Fighters like a dancer but approaching a beautiful woman about her offer of a threesome was nerve-wracking.
He paused, poured some tea. "General Organa drinks this stuff, I hated it the first time I tried it and I've come to enjoy it. I hope you do too since we have a nearly endless supply of the stuff. If you want something else it's slim pickings." he takes a sip.
"So. I promised you story time. May I sit?"
"Why thank you, I will." he lets BB-8 roll in first then steps in. The droid explores while he sets the drinks and food down.
"So, Rey." he's grinning like a fool, he wants to hug her or otherwise expel the nervous energy he had. Strange, he could take down TIE Fighters like a dancer but approaching a beautiful woman about her offer of a threesome was nerve-wracking.
He paused, poured some tea. "General Organa drinks this stuff, I hated it the first time I tried it and I've come to enjoy it. I hope you do too since we have a nearly endless supply of the stuff. If you want something else it's slim pickings." he takes a sip.
"So. I promised you story time. May I sit?"
Appealin' to my ego ain't gonna make you any less drunk.
oh, shit. okay. be a rude motherfucker to quinn and his fucker of a brother. got it.
i'm so mad at you. all this time we could've been building lego castles. wasted. this is the kind of tragic shit Taylor swift writes songs about.
i'm so mad at you. all this time we could've been building lego castles. wasted. this is the kind of tragic shit Taylor swift writes songs about.
What can I say? I'm creative like that.
It was raining last night. That's my only explanation for the dryer.
It was raining last night. That's my only explanation for the dryer.
Maybe, but you're also drunk
Pretty sure I am too, but still.
[It's really hard to navigate as a drunken angry fart cloud okay.]
Pretty sure I am too, but still.
[It's really hard to navigate as a drunken angry fart cloud okay.]
I love you more than i already do for you telling me this.
This is literally the best thing i have heard all day. Bless you for doing "the lord's work".
This is literally the best thing i have heard all day. Bless you for doing "the lord's work".
That's not really that dramatic an age gap you know.
Well, depending on how old you are. I now realise I don't actually know.
Well, depending on how old you are. I now realise I don't actually know.
Edited 2016-06-25 05:49 (UTC)
nah, you don't have to be rude to quinn! he's really good about it. you can acknowledge a good deed, just avoid the words 'thank' and 'you.' it reads like a promise.
kieran, however, feel free to murder his face off. i sure will. :)
...i'll make it up to you by hauling out my ghostbusters set on our next date nite?
kieran, however, feel free to murder his face off. i sure will. :)
...i'll make it up to you by hauling out my ghostbusters set on our next date nite?
Kind of an inconvenient talent to have, if the goal is to take out bad guys, though.
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