THE ASK/TELL MEME

[sockerball]

THE ASK/TELL MEME
based off of somethingawful's ask/tell forum

rules
1. post with your character and an ask/tell thread!
no blank posts allowed.
for examples, look at the link above.
2. reply to other characters!
3. that's pretty much it tbh

Comments

Ask me about picking up hunnies.

[hunnies]

..........

[blackdreams]

[She's holding a sign that says "Why are you giving advice when you have not a girlfriend yourself?...Are you trying to be ironic?"]

Ask me why horror films are inaccurate

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'm a complete lunatic who likes to torture people to death. Trust me, Saw is completely inaccurate. Human organs don't look anything like that. And you can tell the blood is fake if you look closely.

[handymetacrisis]

That just ruins the movie for others.

Ask me whatever the fuck you want.

[rhymeswithturpentine]

Ask me anything you want.

[isthemiracle]

I'm an open book.

Ask me about how fantastic I am.

[theurgetoherbal]

[edgar_roni]

...well? Just how fantastic are you?

Ask me about being royalty!

[barefeet]

[playfulreplica]

What kind of things do you get to do?

Ask me about courtship.

[edgar_roni]

[Results not guaranteed.]

[moirailcompass]

So.

Um.

How do you get someone to like you?

Not that I'm trying or anything!! I'm just curious.

Ask me about hunting vampires and the undead.

[vampirekiller]

[And how they don't belong in this world.]

[limenitis]

…Do you always have to hunt them?

Ask me about Thor

[ihasanarmy]

Seriously I have all kinds of juicy tales

[agent_romanoff]

Juicy tales? [Okay, she's curious]

Like what?

ask about having two hearts.

[aintno_grave]

['cause clearly that's what you want to ask a time traveler that can also travel through space.]

[ofdrumsthesound]

That's the best you could think of?

Ask me about relationships, clothes, and anything involving fire.

[gunslingerqueen]

I can't guarantee a logical answer if you ask me about what happens if you put all of those together, though!

[ofdrumsthesound]

Have you ever set you boyfriend's clothes on fire?

Ask me about my race - or anything about/within Fa'Diel

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

*Of course, you can ask him anything else. Straight answers not guaranteed.*

Stuart Bayldon | Sirens | OTA

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

[Ask him why he's such a prickly fuck-wit. If you dare. Or anything else. Go nuts.]

Ask me about properly housing the soul of an evil sex demon king.

[very_much_an_otaku]

[overtimemode]

Hope you're ready for a flood of "how the hell"s.

Ask me about magic

[bindsthedead]

Ask me about dealing with werewolves.

[hypervigilance]

Spoilers: sometimes you can't.

[not_so_big_and_bad]

The answer is: Leave us the fuck alone.

Ask me about killing zombies!

[sparklehunting]

I am also totally great at killing vampire, yetis, banshees, Frankenberries and like totally anything else that goes bump in the night.

I also know the secret to transforming all those totally icky sprays of blood in rainbows and sparkles by channeling the power of AWESOME.

[overtimemode]

Are you 18

Rainbows? Sure, I'll bite. Sounds like less of a mess than the alternative.

Ask me about being a living doll.

[porcelain_perfection]

Ask me about being the physical embodiment of the human collective unconcious

[collective_consciousness]

Ask me about traveling through space on a Vespa! OR that time I romanced a 12 year old boy.

[takes_an_idiot]

[hoennmaihime]

Can I ask you about romancing a 13 year old boy? Or is that beyond your area of expertize?

Ask me about how people taste.

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

[ofdrumsthesound]

If you're talking about humans? A mix of pork, beef and lamb, I'd say. You?

And what's your favorite recipe?

Tell me about your favorite drink.

[irohdisboat]

Tea. Particularly black, but any kind of tea is welcome.

Especially Ember Island Iced Tea.

[zorrofox]

I'll never understand how people can stomach any drink besides water.

Tell me about getting humans to leave the supernatural alone.

[not_so_big_and_bad]

Seriously, you guys come after things that go bump in the night, then get pissed when we bump back. Even if we're harmless.

[gunslingerqueen]

Never gonna work. Speaking from the point of view of someone who used to be human and is now supernatural - they just won't ever stop.

Ask me anything (and not just about my husband)!

[burdenof]

Totally would be anon-d

[ihasanarmy]

What be your favorite season?

Jason Walsh | The Unusuals

[untilitkillsyou]

Ask me about:

- Playing Baseball
- Being a cop
- Pranks
- Anything

[ihasanarmy]

Tell me of your 'pranks'