The return of the Date Auction meme!

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday January 30th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[thecoolexec]

Not a chance, matey. $80.

[all7seas]

[Eighty? How on this green earth is he going to come up with that?!]

...........One-hundred.

[thecoolexec]

Well, let's make it a solid 150 then!

[all7seas]

Me.

[thecoolexec]

Hm? Did you say something?

[all7seas]

Me. Myself. That's my bid.

[thecoolexec]

You... you're bidding yourself. Your actual physical self.

...To do what, exactly? Slavery? You're selling yourself to slavery to win this girl in a date auction.

[..........What.]

[all7seas]

Aye! That's the long and short of it. [Maybe there could be some running-away later, if things got too serious regarding his fate.]

[thecoolexec]

[Gradually, Tony's shock gives way onto, surprisingly, outrage.]

What? No. No! How the hell do I outbid your basic human right to liberty? Are you kidding me? This is cheating, man!

[I AM NOT LOSING THIS WAY. THIS IS BULLCRAP.]

[all7seas]

[It is so, so cheating, especially since he has no intention of actually honoring it. Jack has run from this kind of debt before, he can do it again.]

Whilst you're whinging on about human rights and such, I'll be over here, toasting my victory!

[thecoolexec]

[No... NOO...! Tony slams a fist onto the table, removing his shades and glaring at Jack. It is NOT going down like this! His manhood is now on the line!

His cool composure is gone now. It's like taking a new bicycle away from a spoiled little rich kid, before he's had his chance to ride it and gloat about it.

...Buffy being the bicycle, of course.]

NO! NOT TODAY, CAPTAIN CRUNCH. I bet my... life insurance policy...!

[...Ehh? Will this even count?]

[all7seas]

So it's to be your sodding policy against my indelible God-given freedoms?




Very good, mate.

this is my favorite meme thread ever.

[thecoolexec]

[Huff... puff... huff... Tony straightens himself out and runs a hand through his hair. Settle down, Stark, settle down...]

Y-yeah! Chew on THAT! Giving up?

[God... what is even left to wager now? All in, as the poker players say...]

XD Yay!

[all7seas]

Think I'll bring her out for somethin' to eat, first. Then? Bring her off someplace quiet-like to look at the stars. And then---?

[And then? The sweet, sweet loving of course.]

Re: XD Yay!

[thecoolexec]

Hey. HEY! What about my wager, jerk?! I WAGERED MY ENTIRE LIFE INSURANCE POLICY AGAINST YOUR L-- yeah, okay, you win, I see now that I've lost already.

[Tony fumes. There just isn't a way to beat out someone's damn liberty. Not without betting his own, and... girl, please. He's Tony Stark. NO WOMAN is worth THAT much.]

1/3

[all7seas]

[I've won!]

2/3

[all7seas]

I've WON.

done

[all7seas]

Whole...entire........life. Given. For. Her.

[Yes. A brilliant escape plan will have to be hatched. How much will they require him to sign over? Will there be voodoo dolls involved?





Wuh oh.]

Wop wop wahh...

[thecoolexec]

Tch. Have fun with your indentured servitude, pal. I'm gonna go finish my drink and sulk.

[I am NOT losing the next one. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES. Fucking pirates.]