The return of the Date Auction meme!

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday January 30th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

WESLEY "ASSFACE" GIBSON || WANTED

[(Anonymous)]

imtheman

Starting bid: Two Dolla

Arthur Pendragon | Merlin

[king]

starting bid: £10.

Jack Sparrow | POTC

[all7seas]

Starting bid: a bottle of rum. Look how sassy. Step up.

Erik Lehnsherr ⇨ X-Men: First Class

[(Anonymous)]

token_vengeance

S/B: $150.

Metal bender, intelligent, can kill people with a coin, enjoys the occasional telepath and shoving children off a dish.

Nike "Princess Snickers" Crawford-Marine

[(Anonymous)]

Starting Bid: $50!

[token_vengeance]

...excuse me?

[Erik did not remember signing himself up for shit. And it's demeaning--it's--]

This is ridiculous.

[swagneto]

To be honest I think you're worth more than that, Erik.

[nottheshoe]

Oh fuck you.

[B[ SHE HATES YOU AND ALL OF YOUR SHIT]

Sousuke Sagara // Full Metal Panic

[drywall]

STARTING BID: one combat knife

[ All bids must be in the form of weaponry/self defense gear. Yes, I'm serious. ]

[token_vengeance]

Let's be honest, if I was priced correctly no one could afford me.

Asagami Fujino || Kara no Kyoukai

[fujigglephysics]

Starting Bid: $50 and a pair of Size DD tits

[swagneto]

$3.

[ That's what you get fuck face. ]

[swagneto]

Well, I'm sure Charles can afford it quite easily if he cared to.

[(Anonymous)]

Coffee. This time? I'll let you pay.

[onsilksheets]

£50

[imtheman]

I didn't know this date included that.

[hellodeadpeople]

Seriously? $150 starting? He's not even morally gray-er one.

Whatever. $160. [ /popcorn.gif. ]

Erik Lehnsherr | X-Men First Class

[(Anonymous)]

swagneto

Starting Bid: $100 and a chocolate bar.

Best damn mutant there ever was, sexy as hell, enjoys the occasional emotional manipulation, and deflecting bullets into telepaths.

[imtheman]

Whoa whoa. Erik. Don't go and blow your weekly budget on my account. [ He hates you so much right now. :| ]

[oxbridgethegap]

[He'll just be shooting Erik a look from the side of his eyes. No, his eyebrows are not raised incredulously, why do you ask that.

Since when is "killing people with a coin" a good trait. And that mention of the satellite is Not At All Suspect. Except it is.]

...I do wonder if this is one of the younger mutants' idea of a joke.

[Read: Banshee. Maybe throwing him off the dish wasn't such a good idea.]

[all7seas]

Who's paying, darling? I'll sail you straight to Sumatra and we'll steal all the beans we can carry.

[How can anyone resist such an offer?]

[token_vengeance]

I think Charles would think this was below him.

[undertheanchor]

A bottle of rum and a song on me pennywhistle!

[hammerspacing]

Are you an idiot?! Do you know who bids with weapons? Nobody, that's who.

[Also who would want a date with Sousuke... jeez.]

John Watson {Sherlock}

[pulling_rank]

Starting Bid: £5

[He's going to kill Sherlock, really, he is. Or at least hurt him badly for this. Oh, let's just try and find our killer who lurks these date auction things, and see if John can get lucky with a murderess.]

£5? I know I'm not the most sharply dressed bloke here, but I think I'm worth £15 to start at the very least.

[He crosses his arms over his chest, trying not to sulk or anything.]