The return of the Date Auction meme!

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday January 30th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

WESLEY "ASSFACE" GIBSON || WANTED

[(Anonymous)]

imtheman

Starting bid: Two Dolla

[swagneto]

$3.

[ That's what you get fuck face. ]

Arthur Pendragon | Merlin

[king]

starting bid: £10.

[onsilksheets]

£50

Jack Sparrow | POTC

[all7seas]

Starting bid: a bottle of rum. Look how sassy. Step up.

[(Anonymous)]

Coffee. This time? I'll let you pay.

Erik Lehnsherr ⇨ X-Men: First Class

[(Anonymous)]

token_vengeance

S/B: $150.

Metal bender, intelligent, can kill people with a coin, enjoys the occasional telepath and shoving children off a dish.

[token_vengeance]

...excuse me?

[Erik did not remember signing himself up for shit. And it's demeaning--it's--]

This is ridiculous.

Nike "Princess Snickers" Crawford-Marine

[(Anonymous)]

Starting Bid: $50!

[nottheshoe]

Oh fuck you.

[B[ SHE HATES YOU AND ALL OF YOUR SHIT]

Sousuke Sagara // Full Metal Panic

[drywall]

STARTING BID: one combat knife

[ All bids must be in the form of weaponry/self defense gear. Yes, I'm serious. ]

[hammerspacing]

Are you an idiot?! Do you know who bids with weapons? Nobody, that's who.

[Also who would want a date with Sousuke... jeez.]

Asagami Fujino || Kara no Kyoukai

[fujigglephysics]

Starting Bid: $50 and a pair of Size DD tits

Re: Asagami Fujino || Kara no Kyoukai

[denyamenti]

$100

Erik Lehnsherr | X-Men First Class

[(Anonymous)]

swagneto

Starting Bid: $100 and a chocolate bar.

Best damn mutant there ever was, sexy as hell, enjoys the occasional emotional manipulation, and deflecting bullets into telepaths.

[notscaredofme]

$500.

John Watson {Sherlock}

[pulling_rank]

Starting Bid: £5

[He's going to kill Sherlock, really, he is. Or at least hurt him badly for this. Oh, let's just try and find our killer who lurks these date auction things, and see if John can get lucky with a murderess.]

£5? I know I'm not the most sharply dressed bloke here, but I think I'm worth £15 to start at the very least.

[He crosses his arms over his chest, trying not to sulk or anything.]

Re: John Watson {Sherlock}

[notablewoman]

£5... that seems a little low, doctor.

buffy summers; buffy the vampire slayer

[herotypical]

starting bid: a pulse*.

*not always applicable

[all7seas]

Oh, that's low. Right -- I see your pulse, and raise you half a lung of oxygen.

[Someone please tell him this isn't poker.]

Walter Bishop || Fringe

[cortexiphan_doc]

A distinguished gentleman, highly intelligent and only slightly insane.

Starting Bid: A strawberry milkshake.

[only1day]

I'll even include a box of donuts.

[ooc: Because it would be sad if Walter got left all alone and besides she can use the information later I'm sure]

Quinn Fabray ♔ Glee

[ambitious]

Starting bid: $10

[marriageisdeath]

Low-balled.

$250.

Raylan Givens \ Justified

[trieditonanditfit]

Starting Bid: $25

[igotdistracted]

I bid $100.

What are you up to, Raylan?

Ananas | Telefrancais

[teaches_you_french]

Une mangue juteuse rondes!

Morgana | BBC Merlin

[(Anonymous)]

skepticseer

Wanted: treasure of a gold and/or enchanted sort.

[token_vengeance]

Three gold bars from Nazi-era Germany.

Death the Kid | Soul Eater

[(Anonymous)]

grimreaping

Starting Bid: $13.07

[ineuphony]

... Hold on a sec, why is Kid on this?

Yang Lee | Street Fighter

[yang_lee]

[Starting bid: fifty cents.]

...

Rachel Berry ☆ | Glee

[broadwaybound]

Starting Bid: $0.05

[marriageisdeath]

$200.

Erik Lehnsherr | X-Men First Class

[(Anonymous)]

peacewasneveranoption


Starting bid: $50

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[(Anonymous)]

Starting bid: One how-to manual on chameleon circuits.

Molly Hooper || Sherlock

[wealldosillythings]

Starting bid: £12.25 ($19.26)

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm... One hundred British pounds. You may do the conversions yourself.

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[It's... It's a dream come true.]

Starting bid: 100 gil.

Satsuki Yumizuka | Tsukihime/Melty Blood

[wheresmyroute]

Starting bid: 3 medical blood packs

[doudemoe]

...

4.

Kazuma Kval | Blazblue

[(Anonymous)]

moezama

Starting bid: A basket of eggs.

Re: Kazuma Kval | Blazblue

[(Anonymous)]

1000 BASKETS OF EGGS!!!

Samus Aran | Metroid

[thechozonone]

Starting bid: $20 and a power up. She keeps losing all of hers.

Re: Samus Aran | Metroid

[(Anonymous)]

You look so angry! A trip to the circus should help with that.

$25 and roller skates for your armor.