the NO GROWNUPS open post

[professaaaahhh]

the NO GROWNUPS open post

You are at the biggest McDonald's Play Place in the whole damn WORLD.
The ball pit is BOTTOMLESS.
Free french fries and chicken nuggets everywhere.

AND BEST OF ALL...

NO ADULTS IN SIGHT!

♦ How do? ♦

♦Post your character! Name and series go in the header.

♦Your character MUST be under the age of 13 for this post!
You don't have to have a special little kid account for this or
anything. Just assume they are going to be bitty.
You are HIGHLY encouraged to grab a younger looking icon
or two but this is totally not necessary.

♦You can not leave your starting comment blank!
This is the world's biggest McDonalds and Play Place here.
You can find something for your character to be doing.
It doesn't have to be long, but give us at least a sentence
or two, okay?

Any blank comment I see I will delete : )

♦Don't forget shoes are totally not allowed in the Play Place :|

♦Have fun!

Comments

Kotetsu T Kaburagi || Tiger & Bunny

[wildtigercub]

There is a tiger in the ball pit. Or a shark? Either way there is someone or something lurking just below the surface... who is also humming the Jaws theme. Either way Kotetsu is probably up to no good. He's usually pretty well behaved too... but every once in a while the temptation of scaring people jumping into the ball pit is just TOO GREAT.

Re: Kotetsu T Kaburagi || Tiger & Bunny

[lonewolfcub]

Kaoru watched Kotetsu from his spot just outside the pit with a mixture of envy and irritation. It wasn't like he wanted to play in the ball pit anyway. There were clearly cooler things to do. Like play video games. Or get in the flight simulator.

So enjoy having a little kid glare at you from afar, tiger/shark.

Lyra | His Dark Materials

[lyingbrat]

Lyra is gleefully climbing everything she can reach, with Pantalaimon weaving above and behind her, constantly changing forms- first an ermine, then a squirrel, then a songbird and next a small gecko, girl and daemon laughing and talking as they keep exploring.

Aranka | Underworld [OC]

[ara_moonshine]

[The little vampiress took her shoes off after reading the curious sign posted at door that listed rules. After that she was not sure what to do but it did look very interesting.]

Karkat Vantas | Homestuck

[tinyangrytroll]

The tiny four sweep old troll is sitting by himself at a table in the corner with a foul expression in his face. He is probably the only kid in the whole gosh darn universe who would be so determined not to have fun at a place that was clearly designed with wrigglers like him in mind.

[her_watchdog]

Ciel spots the troll and walks over, taking the seat across the table. He wasn't particularly interested in socializing, but misery does love company.

"Irritating, isn't it?"

Ciel Phantomhive | Kuroshitsuji

[her_watchdog]

Why was Ciel here again? It's loud, the food is horrible, the tea is worse, and everything kind of smells funny. Nope, he's having none of it, sitting off by himself in the quietest corner he can find.

[parties_are_fun]

How can someone not have fun at this kind of place? That's crazy talk! A small, bright pink filly bounced right up to the young man, a huge grin on her face. She had several cookies precariously balanced on top of her poofy mane and, despite her jerky movements, they all remained there.

"Hello! Want a cookie?" she asked happily.

Keima Katsuragi | The World God Only Knows

[conquering_god]

Keima was playing with his Game Boy Advance, buried in the ball pit. Seeing nothing but the colorful balls outside the screen and feeling the balls roll under his weight gave the perfect atmosphere for a few rounds of Bust-A-Move. The balls drowned out a lot of the outside sights and sounds too, immersing him even more in the small screen. It probably wasn't his mom's intention when she threw him here, but at least he didn't find it to be a total waste.

Silver | Pokemon HGSS

[passerby]

Silver wasn't much interested in 'playing'. Or friends. Or, well, anything fun, for that matter. As far as he was concerned, this was just a huge waste of time. And besides, weren't they all way too old for this? Playing like this was for little babies. He sits, staring intently at the playing children, a look of disdain on his face. If you're especially unlucky, you might feel his gaze burning holes in the back of your head.

[ellipsisspeak]

Well, Silver, have someone staring at you too. Red won't burn any holes, but his gaze is pretty unnerving from where he sits on one of the many pieces of equipment. Strange that someone isn't playing around in kid heaven, here. He wonders how long it will take you to notice.

Oliver || Vocaloid

[ex_bandaged379]

Oliver has just capture you. Maybe he thought you looked like you weren't having enough fun, or were going out of your way to avoid fun. Maybe he thought you looked like the type who would appreciate his next course of action.

Whatever the reason was he has captured you, used his superior cyborg strength to lift you up... and then toss you into the ball pit whether you like it or not!

[parties_are_fun]

"Wheeeee~" Pinkie squealed happily as she landed in the ball pit, scattering the colorful orbs everywhere. A moment later, the bright pink filly poked her head up and smiled up at her new friend.

"That was fun!" she giggled.

Pestilence | Mythology

[contagious]

[In the guise of a child, Pestilence is licking plastic balls in the corner of the pit and coughing on things.]

[unimpossibilities]

[Well this sure looks like fun!]

Want some help? I have a pack of bubblegum in my pocket that we could totally stick to some of the balls!

Franklin Richards | Marvel Comics 616

[tattling]

[ Franklin's about ten or eleven, which is way too old to be in the play area, seriously, that is for little kids. So he's hovering just outside, munching on a box of chicken mcnuggets. ]

Bran Stark | ASOIAF

[oculus]

[Bran is ten. He's too old for those ball bit things, right? Anyway, he can't go in anyway because of his legs so he's sitting in a chair waiting to be picked up and not longingly eyeing the pit what are you talking about.]

Re: Bran Stark | ASOIAF

[theboywiththebook]

[Henry's going to notice you Bran. Wanna know what? It's time for bonding time. Awesome, kid bonding time.

Henry stares for a moment before he walks over to Bran. He hasn't realized that Bran can't use his legs.]

Hey, do you wanna come into the Ball pit with me?

Pietro Maximoff || XMFC

[rapido]

[Whatever, Pietro's eight, but he's going to be sneakily picking through people's cubbies instead of playing in the ball pit.]

[laylaknowsstuff]

[Five-year-old Layla is still... Layla.] You shouldn't do that. We're not supposed to steal.

Renly Baratheon | pre-canon ASOIAF

[fawning]

[Don't mind this seven year old, who is hiding in the ball pit. Look I'm a sea monster!]

Re: Renly Baratheon | pre-canon ASOIAF

[theboywiththebook]

[Well, Henry's going to trip over you as he wades through the ball pit.]

W-whoa!

[Lands face first into more of the plastic balls.]

What did I...?

Thor Odinson | MCU

[godofshawarma]

[ The bitty God of Thunder will just be up here, claiming the top of the slide as his own. Feel free to push him down it. ]

[rapido]

[Yep, pushing him down and running away is exactly what pietro is going to do.]

Phil Coulson // MCU

[istillbelieveinheroes]

[Oh gosh, there he is, in his little Captain America cap, in the corner of the ball pit, separating the red, white and blue balls from all the pointless other colors! Chucking the greens, yellows and oranges on the other side of the room when there isn't space for the proper colors...]

Re: Phil Coulson // MCU

[wildtigercub]

Hey! What are you doing? All the colors are supposed to go together.

[ Kotetsu has seriously never seen ANYONE attempt to organize a ball pit by color before. It is so STRANGE. ]

Kairi | Kingdom Hearts

[lightofheart]

This adorable five year old isn't quite out playing, but she's busy making necklaces and bracelets with different-colored beads for other kids if they want them. She's not the best at her craft obviously, but she seems to be pleased as long as the other kids are happy about it, too.

[an_evil_koala]

Small shiny things are interesting. So unfortunately for Kairi, she's attracted the attention of one(1) small, somewhat destruction prone alien experiment.

He skitters close. Then closer. ...then closer. He's almost within bead-snatching distance now. Almost.

Annie Cresta, Hunger Games

[anniesgonemad]

[A seven-year-old Annie is climbing on everything she can get her hands on. She may not be mad at this point, but she's still very much a seven-year-old. And, somehow, has managed to make it to the top of the safety netting. Not very safe, apparently, but this is what happens when your dad owns a boat. You learn to climb rigging. And netting isn't that different, right?]

finnick odair / hunger games

[theonetokill]

[finnick is way too old for this shit. he's like twelve and a half he should be at home watching shark week. but noooo. X( whatever he's just going to hang out in this corner and tie some knots and whatevs.]

[hob]

( he's not the only one sitting in the corner alone. katniss is also here, quietly watching the other children play, because she's kind of a loner these days. and that's perfectly fine, so everyone needs to stop bothering her. )

Henry Mills / Once Upon a Time

[theboywiththebook]

[Henry's just going of reading a book off to the side at the moment. He's never been very social with this kind of stuff. But playing in this place is mighty tempting. If only he had a friend.]

[unimpossibilities]

[There is a kid reading a book in the ball pit. Luke can't handle this. Everywhere he looks kids are trying to be grown ups. He wades through the balls over to the boy and lobs a red one at him.]

Think fast!

Ellie | Up

[exploratory]

[Ellie has staked herself out at the one wheel on this whole ship. And yes: this effectively makes her captain.]

[unimpossibilities]

[Luke comes flying around a corner, invisible gun in hand!]

Pew pew pew!

[He stops, noticing the girl at the wheel and wrinkles his nose.]

Step away from the wheel, I'm taking over this ship.

raven darkholme ✖ xfc

[darkholmeless]

[ don't mind the blue child hanging out over here, she's just trying to hide out until she calm down enough to shift into something a little more normal. ]

[littlebitofhope]

[He's seen weirder. Hell, he's half alien, so Trunks figures he isn't one to talk. But he's got enough of a hero complex to notice when someone's feeling bad and he wants to help. He's totally too old for this anyway.]

Um, hi.

Thor Odinson | Marvel | Avengers

[caffeinated_godling]

[ Little Thor is making poor life choices and climbing to the top of the structure and takes a seat at the top watching the other kids play. ]

[theboywiththebook]

[Henry's just going to stare up at him, curiously tilting his head.]

Hey! What are you doing?!

Magneto | 616 sorta

[maxnetic]

[CLIMBING OVER EVERYTHING OK? OKAY!]

[kissthegrell]

[A small boy in brown shorts and a brown vest, bright red hair tied off in two very short pigtails, once behind each ear. He's found a doll and has made a makeshift strapless dress for it by rolling the doll in red construction paper and taping it in place. The doll seems to have been blonde originally, but the yarn hair has been colored over with red marker.]

What are you doing! Watch where you're going! You're not a MONKEY!

Luke Dunphy | Modern Family

[unimpossibilities]

[That spastic kid in the middle of the pit throwing balls all over the place and probably hitting your character in the head? Yep, that's Luke.]

[reactivates]

[And this is Claudia, using moderate-but-not-great hand-eye coordination (mostly acquired by playing video games) to knock those balls out of the air. HAH. Take THAT.] Can't hit me!

Future Trunks | Dragonball Z

[littlebitofhope]

[Man he has pretty much never seen so many kids in one place before.

brb bypassing the ball pit to hang upside down from one of the support bars.]

[parties_are_fun]

[And suddenly, there are two huge blue eyes looking into his, which appear to belong to a bright pink filly.]

Hi!