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The Drunk Meme

1. Drinking Games. You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice. Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting. Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell them How You Really Feel. You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Time to hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't ACTUALLY despise, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke. Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas. This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting. While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets. What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. Take Me Home Tonight. Yeah, it's time to go home but you're not going alone, time to drag someone home for a hook up. Let's just hope you can get your body to agree or don't fall asleep first

10. The Next Day. All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

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Reno // FFVII Compilation // OTA

[shinra_dog]

[Let's be honest, he's wasted.]

[lost_turk]

Reno? You all right? [Why is she asking, she knows the answer.]

Scott Rice | Chicago Fire

[columbogotnothing]

(A little voicetesting. He's just a social drunk, he needed to unwind. He isn't shitfaced, just nicely buzzed.)

[wasagreatmemory]

[Wow, love your choice of muse. Natalie here plays with a Severide sometimes so I couldn't resist tagging. Any preferences? Or maybe they just have met and are now drunkly trading stories about their mutual acquaintance?]

Namazuo Toushirou | Touken Ranbu | OTA

[goneflagration]

[who let this happen]

( ≖‿≖)

[timelesssurprises]

[The saniwa was kind enough to organize a post-sortie banquet after they had returned victorious. The expedition teams were successful as well, and sake cups were filled generously as they celebrated.]

[Tsurumaru was clever enough to hold his liquor so that he could prey on the careless. He sets his eyes on Namazuo.]

Oi Namazuo~, are you alive?

Takahiko | Bokura no Mitsudomoe | OTA

[takahiko]

[Takahiko is a terribly messy/loud/emotional drunk. So, like his regular self, just worse.]

Naruto Uzumaki | Naruto | Open

[findpeace]

[Who ever thought it was a good idea to give him booze? It doesn't matter if he saved the world.]

[fanningtheflames]

[Sasuke would agree with this sentiment. The idea of trusting in Naruto's sense for moderation spoke of either ignorance or thoughtlessness of epic proportions. Or, you know, Sasuke would have thought something along those lines had he not been face down on the table, groping blindly for his glass with one hand, and pulling in Naruto's sleeve with the other.]

But, like, how's she still not givin' up? Like, I mean... Like, it's been years, right? Years of nothing.

[Aftermath of a New Year's party, orphans with nowhere better to celebrate than together with teammates, Kakashi being a giant, flakey flake and leaving them alone in a room full of booze to go to bed. Not that it was Kakashi who had been pouring the alcohol down Sasuke's throat for the past hour and a half. Nope, that was definitely self-inflicted.

Sasuke snaps his head up from the table and glares at Naruto indignantly.]

Idiot, you had 'er all on your own for, like, forever, an' you shtill haven't hit that? Didn' you wanna? I know you wanna'd. ...Wanted, I mean, whatever.

Isabella Pendergast | Agent Pendergast Series

[pendergastbelle]

(OOC: She really should NOT be drinking. Like ever.)

Caitlin O'Brien | OC

[redsox5ever]

(OOC: She's a fun drunk. Bit rowdy, but fun.)

Morgan Fitzpatrick | OC

[wearingofthe]

(OOC: She's the drunk that's on the bar belting Dropkick Murphy songs...or Irish Rebel songs...depending on her mood.)

Mary Bridget O'Connor

[marybridget]

(OOC: She could use a drink. Or five.)

Sarah Benjamin | Kings

[theirsecondchance]

[OOC: In which the part of Sarah that is like Jack shines through.]

fancy meeting you here

[farfromroyal]

It's one of those parties that a princess probably shouldn't be attending, but isn't she lucky to have Asher looking out for her? Most of the people at the party don't care who she is if they even noticed. Everyone is already too far gone. Tomorrow, there might be news that someone who looked like the princess had attended the party, but no one will be able to confirm if it had really been her.

Asher is keeping a hold on her, an arm around her waist. Because if anything happens to her, he's going to be in deep shit.

Alexandra Reynolds (Coulson) | MCU/AOS

[preferredmacedonia]

(OOC: Alex is an...interesting...drunk)

Jack Benjamin | Kings

[playboyprince]

[Look, ma. It's canon Jack.]

castiel | supernatural | ota

[falteringly]

Dia'ndria | Star Wars:The Old Republic | OC | F/M for shipping/smut, OTA otherwise

[pathfromdarknesstogrey]

[Wait. She did what.]

Lavi | D. Gray-man

[redhairedrabbit]

[kanda]

[roll us a number!]

Coco 〶 RWBY 〶M pref or canonOTA shippy stuff but OTA for all others.

[chocolategunslinger]

[She's either a drunk brawler or a drunk butt toucher.]

Uchiha Sasuke | Naruto | ota

[fanningtheflames]

[It might not be immediately apparent with this level of poker face, but if he tried to get out of his seat right now, he'd probably fall over.]

Dr. Stephen Strange | Marvel 616 | OTA

[strange_magic]

[Why is he drunk? Who's idea was this?]

[zee_zatara]

[Because Zee took care of a thing at a vinyard in Italy like eight years ago and still gets sent cases of really good wine as a result every so often and she can only drink so much, man, help her out here. She's currently in the middle of another story, mostly-empty glass in hand.]

...so after I wrote the spell to get the thing out of the servers, Oracle had to translate it into the right programming language, which took about three hours, then after the code compiled and the spell actually took, Lady Blackhawk and Huntress cornered it and shot it full of enough ketamine to knock out a couple elephants, Barda dragged it into the circle and I banished it back into its home dimension. Actually killing it would have just made it "respawn" and go back to gold farming.

[She tosses up a hand] Nothing's simple anymore.

Arthur | Inception

[onthepoint]

Skye | Agents of SHIELD

[mspoots]

Jasper Jordan | The 100

[chestpains]

Tobio Kageyama | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[kags]

daniel sousa | agent carter

[leftstanding]

[undeservingvalor]

[ooc: So I rolled a 4 and realized that...could get pretty awful and rerolled for 6. Did you have a preference on how awful awesome these two getting sauced together?]

ren jinguji • uta no prince-sama

[insinuate]

ikki ► amnesia

[caters]