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The Drunk Meme

1. Drinking Games. You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice. Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting. Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell them How You Really Feel. You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Time to hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't ACTUALLY despise, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke. Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas. This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting. While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets. What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. Take Me Home Tonight. Yeah, it's time to go home but you're not going alone, time to drag someone home for a hook up. Let's just hope you can get your body to agree or don't fall asleep first

10. The Next Day. All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

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"See, now you have me picturing you grinding against me as I get nice and hard." He says it easily as he took another sip of his drink.

"I was thinking more me riding you as we make out." She finished her beer and debated ordering another. She didn't want to drive drunk. "I'm a sucker for guys who enjoy kissing."

"Hey grinding was just the foreplay. You do have very kissable looking lips." He smiled over at her, he was enjoying the flirty banter.

"You're welcome to find out," she commented. "Actually I might just consider getting a room. I don't really want to drive like this. If you, um, wanted to come." Not offering him sex necessarily, she just didn't want them to die, but if sex happened she wouldn't be averse.

He smiled and leaned in close before his lips pressed against hers slowly. It was a sweet kiss and he savored it. He winked and smiled gently before flirting again. "Coming might happen." He chuckled and nodded. "I'd like that, no need to drive like this."

Nat let her eyes drift shut as she kissed him back. She signaled the waitress to settle their tab - with her black card no less - and while she was waiting for her card to come back she smiled over at him. "Nothing has to happen, we can just hang out," she assured him. "But I think the first thing I'm gonna do is get a shower and I'd enjoy it if you joined me."

He smiled at her tenderly and leaned back looking her over playfully. "I'd be a fool to turn down that invite."

"Well, come on then." Nat re-collected her credit card from the waitress and made her way from the bar. Maybe a bit protective, she knew Kelly wouldn't want her to let anything happen to Scott anyway.

But this was Nat and when she said hotel she didn't mean the nearest Motel 6. She headed with him to a much more upscale hotel and got them a room, in which she wasted no time starting to get undressed. She had never been shy so Scott could guess what had attracted Kelly to her.

"Nice room." That's when he turned and watched her undress, oh he could see. It was the same thing he was finding very sexy right now. He wasn't shy either and pulled off his shirt. He undid his pants kicking his boots off, and then slipped jeans and boxers down and off.

"One of the perks of being a lawyer is I can have taste." Nat joked, she didn't like to throw money around but she didn't see why she had to slum it either. She casually checked him out as she walked to the bathroom, letting him follow. "So have you always lived in Chicago then?" she asked, she still enjoyed his company even if it was about to get substantially R-rated.

"Yes I have. Have you?" He followed behind her very much enjoying the view before him. She had just that perfect sway to her hips he thought. He started the water and allowed her to slip in before he followed suit.

"No, actually. I was born in Florida, then I went to law school at Harvard and then came out here. I moved to open our New York office and then I moved back recently." She enjoyed the hot water playing over her body as she started to wash up. "I had a relationship that went sour about two years ago so I came home so to speak."

"Sorry to hear that." He slipped up behind her taking the sponge from her, letting his hands smooth along her body. Exploring and washing her all at once, paying special attention along her breasts and the curve of her ass. His hand slipped around and down between her legs rubbing slowly.

"It happens. Lawyers can be as stuck up as you think we are." Nat chuckled but she stopped explaining when she felt his hand between her legs. It made her make a soft moan. "You should definitely keep doing that," she flirted.

His hand cupped her mound gently massaging his palm against it. His fingers teased along her folds, brushing over her clit nice and slow. "I plan to." His words were hot against her ear.

She shuddered at the feeling of his breath against her ear. It had been a long time since Nat had been touched and so it wasn't taking him much to get her going. She let her body relax into his, her ass grinding lightly against his hips. "This is going to be fun," she said with a smile.

"It's going to be a lot of fun." And there was a lot pressed against her ass as she ground back against him. He slipped a finger into her and eased it in and out of her slowly.

Nat could tell how he and Kelly had gotten along. He had that same playful attitude about him. She let her ass find the same rhythm as his finger so they were both enjoying themselves. Turning her head as best she could to capture his lips in another kiss and show him that she liked having him there with her.

He very happily kissed her back. It was sensual as he fingered her slowly. He added a second fingers and eased inside her a bit deeper. He was enjoying being with her, this way or otherwise.

She groaned into his mouth as he found a good spot inside her, breaking the kiss to smile over at him. "Maybe we should go to the bed," she suggested. "Give us a little more room to play around." And because she probably wouldn't want to move after. She thought he was going to tire her out.

"I think we should too." He smiled and shut off the shower, and handed her a towel. "Mm I'm going to enjoy you laying out for me. I want to get my mouth on you."

"You can do anything." She smiled at him, handing him a towel too before she stepped out. Drying herself off, but she just tossed the towel on the bathroom counter since she obviously wasn't going to need it.

Crawling up on the bed she laid back and waited for him. Smiling when she saw him come into the bedroom. "I'm really having a great night," she said. "Thanks for spending it with me."

"Thank you for wanting to spend it with me." He crawled up onto the bed, his lips trailing along the smooth skin of her legs. He kissed his way towards her pussy slowly, letting her enjoy that bit of anticipation.

She watched him with interest, she liked that he wasn't just groping her. She trusted him already; if Kelly trusted him then that was good enough for her, though she certainly wouldn't be telling him about this.

"You're really awesome, Scott," she told him, even as she spread her legs to invite him further up.

"SO are you." His lips peppered kisses along her inner thighs before he leaned in and pressed a single hot, wet, passionate kiss right against her pussy.

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