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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!



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Comments

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[sextingpaysoff]

Definitely not getting dick then, its against my rules to fuck sick people.

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[hackd]

People in IT aren't immune to typos. Or rhinoviruses, apparently.

[hackd]

You have rules?

[ If Connor detects a note of skepticism, he's probably not wrong. ]

[sextingpaysoff]

no ones immune to the cold. And yeah, maybe I do. One of them is not fucking people who might leak mucus on me.

[hackd]

I guess not having sex with computer nerds isn't one?

[sextingpaysoff]

computer nerds are fine. sick ones are where I draw the line. did you go to work?

[hackd]

Can't really fault you there.

Yeah. But I didn't stay late and I brought my laptop home in case I'm too sick to go in tomorrow.

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[sextingpaysoff]

wow, you really are sick.

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[sextingpaysoff]

not that I'm saying you're a workaholic.

anything I can do? or anything I'm meant to do in this situation?

[Such a great guy, this one.]

[hackd]

I think that's exactly what you're saying. [ But he's not wrong. At least Oliver doesn't do anything illegal for his boss.

At the second part, he just smiles. At least Connor's being thoughtful?? Kind of???? ]

You're not meant to do anything. [ No obligations. ] If you want to do something out of the goodness of your heart, that's up to you.

[ He says it as a joke. Kind of. It's not like he expects Connor to check up on him or bring him chicken noodle soup or anything that someone who really cares about someone else would do. They're not.....like that. ]

[sextingpaysoff]

I could send you pictures of my dick? If that helps.

Annalise has us on witness profiling.

[Really he wasn't doing much, just building up questions for a case they were working of. Plus, he thought it might be a little coupley if he popped round with soup.]

[hackd]

[ He actually laughs. ]

I already know what it looks like. But if you want to help... well, I guess that is your idea of helping.

But not while you're doing stuff for work.

[ Yeah, yeah it would be coupley. Which is why Oliver wouldn't expect it from him. Does he wish for stuff like that? Maybe. But he doesn't expect it. ]

[sextingpaysoff]

[Connor instead sends him a pretty x-rated picture of his ass, because maybe a dick pic would be too anticipated and ass pics were a lot rarer.]

feel better ;)

wouldn't be the first time I do bad things on the phone at work.

[hackd]

[ It's totally unfair of Connor to do this to him while he can hardly breathe through his nose. He's laughing again though so if nothing else it's improving his mood, unfair though it may be.. ]

How did you even take that?

[sextingpaysoff]

webcam timer.

although you're meant to compliment it, not question it.

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[hackd]

Sorry I was just impressed by the technique.

But seriously. I'm the sick one and you want me to stroke your ego?

[hackd]

You know I think you have a hot ass.

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[sextingpaysoff]

what can I say, I've had a lot of practise. we already know how smart I am.

My ego isn't the only thing I want you to stroke ;)

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[sextingpaysoff]

good. pics of it have magical healing powers.

[hackd]

God I set myself up for that one. I hope it's not an attempt at sexting, because if so you should just stick to the real thing.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if you actually believed that.

[sextingpaysoff]

Sexting is all I have while you're sick.

I'm sexy, not deluded.

[hackd]

[ You mean Connor wouldn't just find someone else to sleep with ]

I wouldn't recommend it. You're probably not bad at it but I'm pretty sure I'm terrible.

Even worse when my head is faintly throbbing.

[sextingpaysoff]

not bad. really? i'm great.

you might not be so bad after all. which head?? ;)

[hackd]

Unbelievable. How do I keep walking into these?

[sextingpaysoff]

Clearly the power of my ass is working.