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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!



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Comments

[sextingpaysoff]

oh great so I give you a headache now?

[hackd]

I was kidding! [ Mostly. ] My headache might be getting worse, but not because of you.

[sextingpaysoff]

have you taken anything for it or are you just wallowing and complaining? [He really wasn't good at playing doctor, was he?]

[hackd]

[ It's okay, Oliver likes to think it means Connor cares deep down.

Deep, deep down. ]

First of all, I'm hardly wallowing. Or complaining for that matter.

Second of all, I did. About twenty minutes ago so I'm hoping it kicks in soon.

[sextingpaysoff]

Okay good. If you're not feeling better by the time I'm done working I'll bring you soup or whatever you're meant to eat in these situations.

[Because clearly Connor never gets sick, its beneath him.]

[hackd]

[ Well that makes him smile like an idiot. ]

Chicken noodle, usually.

You really don't have to. But if you do, I promise not to turn you away.

[ Then- ]

Or try to kiss you.

[sextingpaysoff]

chicken noodle it is.

Don't make promises you can't keep. I mean the second one, if you turn me away after soup there's a 95% chance it'll be me standing trial next.

[hackd]

Why would I turn away soup? [ Honestly. ] But I figured you wouldn't want any sort of physical contact after your earlier comments about sick people.

[sextingpaysoff]

we can sit on opposite ends of the couch while I tell you about my day and you pay me in compliments

1/

[hackd]

Sounds cozy.

You just have to promise not to hold it against me if I fall asleep on you.

[hackd]

I mean, not on you physically. Since we'll be sitting apart.

done

[hackd]

Just while you're in the middle of talking about your day or waiting for me to compliment your hair or something.

1/2

[sextingpaysoff]

... so you're basically saying you'll eat my soup fall asleep and I'll talk to myself for the night?

2/2

[sextingpaysoff]

sounds perfect. i'll bring my books.

1/2

[hackd]

I don't know, do you usually talk to yourself?

I'm just saying. I'll try to stay awake but it could happen. So, probably a good idea to bring your books.

[hackd]

[ He rewrites his next message a couple times before sending it. ]

If you want to stick around at all.

1/2

[sextingpaysoff]

I can make a habit for it, i'm great company.

[sextingpaysoff]

[A couple minutes break.]

you want me to stick around?

[Because no, you don't get off that easily.]

[hackd]

[ The fact he even has to ask... ]

Well I don't want to get you sick. But a little while probably couldn't hurt.

As long as there's minimal touching.

[ Which they've never actually done before—spent time together without making-out or more (usually more)—so Oliver's not actually sure how well it would go over. Doesn't mean he wouldn't like to try, though. ]

[sextingpaysoff]

I figure if I'm gonna study I might as well do it there and maybe get some real work done- especially if we're not going to touch.

[Which would be both shock and awe worthy.]

[hackd]

I might force myself to stay awake just to see you do actual work for once.

[sextingpaysoff]

I'm always working. you know how much I work, quit kidding yourself.

[hackd]

I know you work. You work so much I feel like she's my boss too sometimes.

But I've never actually seen you study. Something about being the kind of student who doesn't need to study to get good grades.

[sextingpaysoff]

annalise is everyone's boss.

I only study sometimes. When there's nothing better to do.

[hackd]

Or no one better to do?