the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

Twisted Fate | League of Legends | OTA

[thecardmaster]

[Newfangled phone things. Why can't he just use his magic?]

5

[lightbeam]

Congratulations on your new command! Mom and dad will probably be proud! :-)

[This is Garen's phone, right?]

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

((Open to everything, although option 1 may get delayed replies))

2, sorta.

[thecardmaster]

Don't forget, we've got a match at 5.

[Because this is totally Ahri's phone. Right...?]

Ray | Silver Wolf (Modern AU) | OTA

[centeroftheweb]

[He's going to seriously wonder how you got this number...]

1

[unreadability]

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

The rosettes will leave folds in my dress.

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

[no smut or fluff options unless you want the awkward.]

1... or 7 idk

[colubri]

honestly the strippers were a thoughtful touch but you should have vetted the team more thoroughly. i spent more time doing clean-up than actually being entertained by that mess

Pepper Potts || MCU

[percentaged]

[womanwhobeatyou]

They don't make hotel room chandeliers like they used to. Or the politicians are getting heavier.

Erik Lehnsherr « X-Men: First Class » OTA

[e4e5nf3nc6nc3nf6]

NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo omgsrkjdfislijkhyeujf ok here we go

[asinine]

congratulations

you're going to be the shittiest dad in the history of shitty dads

Helen Magnus ● Sanctuary ● OTA

[talldarkmilfy]

3

[smelledapples]

Bloody, bleeding bollocks. Stop. Touching. My. Things. Pete.

Sergeant Major Azure | Dragonball OC

[hornswoggling]

[He probably has three conversations going on at once.]

Re: Sergeant Major Azure | Dragonball OC

[thecardmaster]

I'm sure that kill count ain't as low as you keep saying.

[Figures. The first time Fate tries to be nice, it goes to the completely wrong person.]

effy stonem ☇ skins ☇ ota

[allures]

sdfjkslfksf

[asinine]

yeah maybe i lost it for a moment but you're the one who's gonna be dead soon

no hard feelings

Pepper Potts ● MCU ● OTA

[personalassistant]

2

[whutobjection]

Great! You up for dinner tonight? I'm making burgers.

dexter morgan ; dexter ; ota

[truncates]

7 |

[victory_laps]

the maid just asked if I was the loud one

Puck "Wynn" || Shakespeare OC || ota

[ironfright]

[ He's probably sleeping off a hangover, so you should definitely wake him up. ]

5

[blooddancer]

I suppose congratulations are in order. Perhaps I was too hasty in dismissing your abilities.

orphaner dualscar | homestuck | OTA

[douchescar]

I'm not sure whether to call this 1 or 7

[speakveryclearly]

There Is A
Huge Pile Of Shirts Here
With Your Name All Over Tehem
*Them
Literally
I Think YOU and I Are Going To Have To Have A Very Serious Discussion Of What The Hell We Are Going To Do With All OfThem
mbln
Okay Forget About Tryin g To Type That
Just Imagne The Appropriateply Provocative Expression

tony stark (iron man) ❂ marvel cinema

[ferric]

[ yolo ]

3 XD

[nuns4money]

This is not an fucking option. I'm coming over there, and your face better prepare for the wrecking it's gonna get.

castiel ; supernatural ; ota

[asoldier]

[ no smut please ]

6 |

[huntersdaughter]

Deans driving crossdressing. He says he'll see you when he gets to Magnolia.

bruce wayne ♞ nolanverse

[battyman]

2

[theblonde]

meet me at my place in fifteen, i miss you.

-s

Aramat Drawdes|Alabaster| F/M,F/F

[scalpedsociety]

[Go crazy.]

charles xavier • x-men: first class

[helpmeguideit]

i regret absolutely nothing

[asinine]

she's alright, but i can fuck you better

peggy carter {mcu}

[ex_queenvictoria804]

tony stark ► mcu

[didyouabigfavor]

4ish

[dedicateyourheart]

explosion in the lab. sorry! send help

Jo Harvelle || Supernatural

[huntersdaughter]

7 } { take a step back

[screwed]

[Christopher is a) lazy, b) half-asleep, and c) still adjusting to this whole babysitting gig. When he went to sleep, Hannah was in her playpen. When he woke up, she was gone.

She's not in the hotel at all, actually.

So he wanted to check with co-babysitter David, and ... will accidently text mom instead.]

Did you take Hannah to the park?

Phoenix Wright|Ace Attorney|M/F (Unless the suggestions are EPIC)

[whutobjection]

[Go on.]

2!

[thecardmaster]

So are you going to get your ass over here already or not? They're waiting on you.

Caroline Forbes || The Vampire Diaries

[vampirebarbie]

7 }

[im_apimp]

Did you get my cut for star wars yet?

[silly Alec, the last person you texted before this was not Max.]

Faith Lehane ] [ BTVS/Angel

[msattentionspan]

06.

[championy]

I lost my soul.

Parker + Leverage

[20poundsofcrazy]

2 :D

[madeyoufall]

I'm making very special time for this, so when I say eight o'clock, I mean eight o'clock. Wear something frivolous.