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The Wrong Recipient Meme

Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.

¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!

1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

_{[ what the actual hell. He can only stare at the screen for so long. ]}
Dolorosa?
Are you tipsy again?
I mean it's alright if ya are.

Maybe wwe can evven havve some drinks together.

Yes
Uh I Mean
*Hte Dolorosa Agrees With The Orphaners Assessment Of Her Insobriety*
*And Would Further Like To Assert That His Lack Thereof Is Inappropriate In HerCoculars*

Yea.
WWhatevver the hell that means.

Shall I havve a drink wwith ya ta make you feel better?
Did Mindfag havve her alcohol stash out in the open again?

Mindfang*
Honest typo, I promise.

No Mindfangs Been Away For Such A Long Time
*The Dolorosa Says*
B*ut She Totally Agrrees With The Orphaners Plan*

WWay ahead a ya.
I already got the wwhisky out.
Any excuse ta intake this shit and try to escape the miseries of existin through a life cycle.

*The Orphaner is pourin himself a drink just as he says this*

Tell me, m'dear.
WWhat are you so miserable about that has brought you to be drinkin?
Surely it cannot be the fact you'vve been enslavved by Spinneret herself and separated from your good for nothin son, noww is it?

_{[ hope u did ur research on ur ancestor, kanaya. ]}

[WHAT ANCESTOR clearly Dolorosa is just an etymologically sound name she happened to pick because it sounded cool]

Yeah Sure
*The Dolorosa is Not Particularly Clear On Her Verry Ancsty Backstory At The Moment*
*Shes Just Suffering From The Standard Doomed Timeline Doubts And Accompanying Melancholia*

the wrong recipient meme

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OH GOD this is only gonna get worse...

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